Only lifts

[webstar]

Mock from the stands all you want I am the one actually competing in a lifting event this Saturday what you can’t do is match my lift

will you be healthy by then?

[38 returns]

Mock from the stands all you want I am the one actually competing in a lifting event this Saturday what you can’t do is match my lift

We will Brian

Another song and dance from captain red arse
Another competitive defeat

It's  hilarious

Like a homeless woman who goes back to the abuser and wonders why he still hit her

And then he turns his back as she burns because when the going hot tough the tough got his wife to drive him home

[38 returns]

Oh Brian the 5 schools you went to where you took on all comers



Can't you recall one it looks a bit selective that's all and casts doubt on some of or all your other claims

[Soul Crusher]

will you be healthy by then?

I hope the event has an EMT on hand in the event hANKY goes into organ failure again. 

[mops]

Would love to see Hanky in a remake of the movie Liar Liar

[njflex]

Would love to see Hanky in a remake of the movie Liar Liar

[mops]

[38 returns]

Which bit of his claimed 15.000 school fights undefeated are we struggling with?

[bhank]

I hope the event has an EMT on hand in the event hANKY goes into organ failure again.

The issue is when preparing for a bodybuilding show I train into the ground just like this however the final week instead of resting and recovering I diet and deplete making it worse really pretty simple. 

[bhank]

We will Brian

Another song and dance from captain red arse
Another competitive defeat

It's  hilarious

Like a homeless woman who goes back to the abuser and wonders why he still hit her

And then he turns his back as she burns because when the going hot tough the tough got his wife to drive him home

How are you burning me I am jacked and strong and lean and competing you are a fat slob who has been training for 16 weeks lol

[bhank]

No you are not - there are others on this site doing harder harder events this weekend than the Strict Jerk Off who don't have to post about it.      

But you can’t curl what I can curl so how do you figure you can’t do what I can do? Are you running around doing another treasure hunt hike with your buddies this weekend anyone can do that. So they even have that at the Arnold or the Olympia? I was an actual soldier I did it for real you tough mudder  nonsense is just a bunch of civilians playing pretend soldier but that fits you Mr Pretend Navy Seal

[IroNat]

Which bit of his claimed 15.000 school fights undefeated are we struggling with?

#329 - 415 and #11,289 - 12,071

[Soul Crusher]

But you can’t curl what I can curl so how do you figure you can’t do what I can do? Are you running around doing another treasure hunt hike with your buddies this weekend anyone can do that. So they even have that at the Arnold or the Olympia? I was an actual soldier I did it for real you tough mudder  nonsense is just a bunch of civilians playing pretend soldier but that fits you Mr Pretend Navy Seal

You are an Army of One -  seek battle this weekend for GB bro!!!   

[Titus Pullo]

Not true
I am competing in the seated calf over 50's inter galaxy event representing earth

No tinnitus
No tendon issues
Anus blood free

I am confident the title is mine

I wouldn't count on it.  The Klingons usually rule that event. 

Granted, they cheat -- after hacking off the lower legs of all their competitors, they're guaranteed wins -- but if you can get them all roaring drunk first, maybe you'll stand a chance.

[wazhazbin]

you claim you are lifting more, didnt you say you were opening this time with your max lift last time?

I didnt claim anything, I was just pointing out your stupidity again.

i wonder if this is like a real powerlifting meet where if you are red lighted on your first attempt you cannot reduce
it for your next two.

[38 returns]

How are you burning me I am jacked and strong and lean and competing you are a fat slob who has been training for 16 weeks lol

Brian I've improved more in 18 weeks than you have in 18 years

I train in a proper gym with pro's who give a helping hand re progress

I'm not forcing my son to watch me in my basement like Josef fritzl you friendless freak

and Brian one leg kick and you'd be done in 10 seconds.



NOW THE 5 SCHOOLS YOU WERE THE DESTROYER IN- WHY CANT YOU RECALL THEM?
LIAR
LIAR
EMS BATTERED NUBIAN CUM RECEPTICLE MINGE IS ON FIRE


Nobody wants you here Brian so we will just run your time here its hilarious you are such a bitch you come back- rather like the homeless girl you turned away from because her bf would fcuk you up.

[Krankenstein]

Mock from the stands all you want I am the one actually competing in a lifting event this Saturday what you can’t do is match my lift

You haven't actually got there yet sluggo.  Finishing has always been a problem for you.

Also....you can't match my lifts....so, who the fuck cares?

Brian, ethically speaking....how do you feel knowing you are entering a "tested" event and you have been using PED's fore the last 20+ yrs?   How long have you been "off" for?

[Krankenstein]

The issue is when preparing for a bodybuilding show I train into the ground just like this however the final week instead of resting and recovering I diet and deplete making it worse really pretty simple.

HA HA HA....pure comedic gold!!!!

By that you mean you take diuretics and peptides that fucked you up.....be honest for once in your fucking life.

[Walter Sobchak]

Mock from the stands all you want I am the one actually competing in a lifting event this Saturday what you can’t do is match my lift

From the stands?

Jesus Christ Hankins, the event is being held in a gym that is smaller than my living room.

https://chaoslab.fitness/

You are such a fucking liar. It will be 8-10 closet homos playing grabass in their ghey spandex tights while the rest of the real powerlifting world laughs at them.

For fucks sake you’re pathetic.

[Krankenstein]

From the stands?

Jesus Christ Hankins, the event is being held in a gym that is smaller than my living room.

https://chaoslab.fitness/

You are such a fucking liar. It will be 8-10 closet homos playing grabass in their ghey spandex tights while the rest of the real powerlifting world laughs at them.

For fucks sake you’re pathetic.

Whats the name of the event superman is doing again?

[38 returns]

Hankins is this event drug tested?

don't tell me he's going against clown athletes?

coward

[illuminati]

Which bit of his claimed 15.000 school fights undefeated are we struggling with?

We should contact the Guinness book of records as that has to be a world record
winning streak - No draws No losses 15000 wins wow Bianca no wonder you have
such an impressive MMA record.

was Glegg your 1st loss ?

[Hulkotron]

"trains into the ground"

[Skeletor]

"trains into the ground"

He says Frank Zane was "built like a high school athlete" but Zane was just warming up with this weight and high school athletes bench more than bhank.

[bhank]

i wonder if this is like a real powerlifting meet where if you are red lighted on your first attempt you cannot reduce
it for your next two.

That is correct if you miss a lift you have to stay at the same weight or go up you can not go down