Only lifts

[The Scott]

like the MMA videos and the footage fro the last contest


of course it will billy bullshit, of course it will.

I hope you have a cardiac arrest before making a lift and Em finds love in the black paramedic who refuses to give you mouth to mouth.

Bianca you may Throw up , Shit yourself,  Bleed profusely from your arse hole ,
Have organ failure , Collapse on the floor, Knees may slide, Have 150 fights in the hall,
Get dizzy, Have to be at work early next day & unable to complete the contest etc etc etc
Pathetic Cuckold Fagggot - Weak Weak Weak.

Well said, gentlemen!

[The Scott]

I will be there if you send me a plane ticket and could you rent me a car to drive also and a meal voucher?

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Whats the name of the event superman is doing again?

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/strict-curl-nation-teefab-presents-battle-of-the-biceps-round-2-registration-618747599727

[Walter Sobchak]

They hold USA powerlifting events there are the time guess you didn’t actually check them out

Yeah I looked.

50 fucking people in their Raw Powerlifting event.

Smaller than a get together on my backyard patio.

You fucking loser.

[webstar]

The media video will be available about a week after the event the real goal is to qualify for the Arnold this is still just practice may set an age group record may get 3 red flags will find out soon enough. You can always buy 10$ ticket and come watch it live. Hell you can all show up and boo me if it makes you happy my goal is to make my lifts I don’t care about the other lifters or spectators

Brian, does the offer stand for your brother as well? I’m sure he would like to come to the event and cheer you on

[webstar]

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/strict-curl-nation-teefab-presents-battle-of-the-biceps-round-2-registration-618747599727

3 hours away from Kitty Hawk

Plenty of time for the excuses to pile up

[38 returns]

Yeah I looked.

50 fucking people in their Raw Powerlifting event.

Smaller than a get together on my backyard patio.

You fucking loser.

Limited to 60 competitors


Over 49 divisions

Feel the participation medal!!!

there is a special olympics section for Brian and his boy.

[ThisisOverload]

I understand. If I asked you about art, you’d probably give me the skinny on about every art book ever written. Michelangelo. You know a lot about him. Life’s work. Political aspirations. Him and the Pope. Sexual orientation. The whole works, right?

But I bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that.

If I ask you about women, you’d probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy.

You’re a tough kid. If I ask you about war, you’d probably throw Kosovo at me, right? “Once more into the breach, dear friends.” But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap and watch him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help.

If I ask you about love, you’d probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable.
Known someone who can level you with her eyes. Feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of Hell. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel. To have that love for her be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer.

And you wouldn’t know about sleeping, sitting up in a hospital room for two months, holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the terms visiting hours don’t apply to you. You don’t know about real loss. Because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much.

I look at you, I don’t see an intelligent, confident man. I see a cocky, scared-shitless kid. But you’re a genius, Brian. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a photo of my abs, and you ripped my fucking life apart.

You’re an orphan, right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you?

Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you that I can’t read in some fucking book. Unless you want to talk about you. Who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t want to do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say.

Your move, chief.

Great movie.

[illuminati]

Because I am surrounded by poo throwing monkeys???

Bianca in a mad man's mind it's everyone else that is wrong & mad -
Ring any bells / similarities with you ??

And you should definitely know all about Poo as it's constantly coming out of your
arse & mouth

[ThisisOverload]

I contacted SCN and there is no "testing" for this event.

So hanky's anemia medication shouldn't trigger any flags.

[webstar]

I contacted SCN and there is no "testing" for this event.

So hanky's anemia medication shouldn't trigger any flags.

His anemia coincidently must be flaring up over the last three days. I have a funny feeling Friday and Saturday his anaemia will be worse and he will need to triple the dose to keep the symptoms  at Bay

[The Scott]

[hench]

Is strict curl in the Guinness book of records?

[Sandrock]

Is strict curl in the Guinness book of records?

No, but hanky is

[Lartinos]

Why would someone who only tells the truth erase or edit so many of their posts?

[chaos]

Why would someone who only tells the truth erase or edit so many of their posts?

bhanks truth is like his gender, fluid.

[ThisisOverload]

Why would someone who only tells the truth erase or edit so many of their posts?

Right before his court hearing for custody of his son, he deleted hundreds of posts.

Then claimed "courts don't care about Getbig".

Then claimed his ex-wife's attorney presented "hundreds of pages of his posts from Getbig".

Dudes a full blow sociopathic liar and fraud.

Only gets away with it from daddy's trust fund lawyer monies.

[Never1AShow]

Limited to 60 competitors


Over 49 divisions

Feel the participation medal!!!

there is a special olympics section for Brian and his boy.

60?  Eventbrite page linked says only 40?  Reads like a scam and a joke.  A money grab with 5 classes of teen and under, and 8 Masters or over classes.

[Never1AShow]

Bhanky's ailment list needs updating.

Here we go (percs coming soon?)

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat

[Never1AShow]

So you are just stopping your 'bio identical' shit for a while in order to pass the test?   Let me guess, its a polygraph tested event. 

I believe one of the prior Strict Curl events was "tested" but only for those who chose to do the testing to qualify for a nattty lift, not everyone.  There were tested and non-tested categories.  This would be just like Bhanky to play this semantic game claiming it is a tested event but leaving out the "only for some" aspect.

Coop ought to be ashamed of himself if he's trumpeting his supposed natty status in setting a record if he's also pushing obvious non-naturals like Bhanky.  But hey, that's the grift.

[bhank]

Bianca in a mad man's mind it's everyone else that is wrong & mad -
Ring any bells / similarities with you ??

And you should definitely know all about Poo as it's constantly coming out of your
arse & mouth

Let's be real for a moment. Most of this board believes in Qanan half the post are about the lizard people and their intergalactic pedophilia trafficking ring. This is hardly a place of intellect and rational reason.

[bhank]

Why would someone who only tells the truth erase or edit so many of their posts?

I don't actually do either of those things again more getbig lies

[bhank]

Does it matter if you have 100 contestants or 1 in a powerlifting event you are competing against yourself and records. Does Thor 1001lb squat not mean anything since he was in a meet of 1?? Everyone is in the Open class some people also set records in their age group but it's not a record for that day it is against all the other participants in all the other meets. Also you are trying to get a qualifying lift for the Arnold again that number is set based on last years Arnold not one meet. I would rather lift more at an event with 2 people than less at an event with 1000. My goal is to make my lifts. Also the fucking world champ 2x Arnold winner current Mr America winner and record holder in multiple organizations as well as heaviest body weight curler highest wilks score ever is in my weight class are you really going to pretend there is no competition Coop is curling 204-207lbs these days in the 220lbs class. That is why I may go 242 as I can break the 242lb record in my age group it's currently only 154lbs but Coop is going to break the Open and the crush the Age group record at 220lbs by 30-40lbs. I may just go 220lbs I am losing some weight passed out at 7pm tonight feeling like death and just woke up to eat. But yeah that is why I am not going to win but that doesn't mean I can't make my lifts and improve the ultimate goal is to qualify for the Open Arnold at the December meet.

[bhank]

I believe one of the prior Strict Curl events was "tested" but only for those who chose to do the testing to qualify for a nattty lift, not everyone.  There were tested and non-tested categories.  This would be just like Bhanky to play this semantic game claiming it is a tested event but leaving out the "only for some" aspect.

Coop ought to be ashamed of himself if he's trumpeting his supposed natty status in setting a record if he's also pushing obvious non-naturals like Bhanky.  But hey, that's the grift.

Coop owns all the records in the tested and untested organizations no one curls more based on bodyweight

[illuminati]

Let's be real for a moment. Most of this board believes in Qanan half the post are about the lizard people and their intergalactic pedophilia trafficking ring. This is hardly a place of intellect and rational reason.

Yes let's be real for a moment - You didn't have 15000+ fights at school
And all your other ridiculous claims - You are the madman & yes it is your intellect or rather lack of