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[Mohammed Omari]

Coop owns all the records in the tested and untested organizations no one curls more based on bodyweight

"Ooh, Coop! My best friend Coop! Coop owns ALL the records! He's so strong! NO ONE and I mean NO ONE curls more than him! And... and...Coop drives a motorbike, and he has a gun, and he can beat up your dad with just one hand!"

[Flexacon]

Let's be real for a moment. Most of this board believes in Qanan half the post are about the lizard people and their intergalactic pedophilia trafficking ring. This is hardly a place of intellect and rational reason.

Thoughts on this crazy bitch Mr Hanky? Would you hit it?

[Gym Rat]

Does it matter if you have 100 contestants or 1 in a powerlifting event you are competing against yourself and records. Does Thor 1001lb squat not mean anything since he was in a meet of 1??

501K Deadlift? = 1,102 lbs.

[38 returns]

Hankins and his reverse clean comparing himself to Thor

what a bellend

[Gym Rat]

Hankins and his reverse clean comparing himself to Thor

what a bellend

Also pumping up Coop like he's some strength athlete / powerlifter. 
No mention on "openpowerlifting.org" so he is not a powerlifter, he's a "trick-lift" expert, like Sri Chinmoy...

King of the 7K dumbbell lift 

[webstar]

Bhanky, how are you feeling two days out?

Is the sun burn getting better?

Are you seeing cartoon dogs yet? Kicking car doors?

Drug addict women beater

Mdma is nasty tho, right?

[Hulkotron]

The girlish scream at 0:22

https://streamable.com/624k71

[bhank]

Thoughts on this crazy bitch Mr Hanky? Would you hit it?

No because I am married prior sure why not she isn’t half bad looking

[bhank]

Yes let's be real for a moment - You didn't have 15000+ fights at school
And all your other ridiculous claims - You are the madman & yes it is your intellect or rather lack of

I never said I had 15000 fights you are just making up nonsense

[webstar]

I never said I had 15000 fights you are just making up nonsense

Yes you did. You said you fought every day from grade one all the way through high school the entire class then other classes every day. That’s well over 15,000 fights.

I don’t blame you when you lie so often it’s hard to keep track

[illuminati]

I never said I had 15000 fights you are just making up nonsense

How many fights everyday at school did you have Bianca then ? X that by how many school days x by how many years - yes let's have an accurate No, of fights. 

[Kwon]

"Ooh, Coop! My best friend Coop! Coop owns ALL the records! He's so strong! NO ONE and I mean NO ONE curls more than him! And... and...Coop drives a motorbike, and he has a gun, and he can beat up your dad with just one hand!"

Both Coop and Rory have given much joy and pleasure during the years

[wes]

The girlish scream at 0:22

https://streamable.com/624k71

Fucking hilarious!!!   LOL 

[webstar]

The girlish scream at 0:22

https://streamable.com/624k71

Imagine the trauma on spencer

Seeing his dad scream like a cuck.

Actually, I’m sure it’s it’s a normal occurrence when Jerome comes over Friday -Sunday

[hench]

Don't think I've ever come across anyone like hanky. I can workout with minimal noise under strain as do most people in the gym but there's always someone that has to make themselves heard.
This is something else though

Fucking hilarious!!!   LOL 

[wes]

Imagine the trauma on spencer

Seeing his dad scream like a cuck.

Actually, I’m sure it’s it’s a normal occurrence when Jerome comes over Friday -Sunday

His Chi is way off! 

[Gym Rat]

Don't think I've ever come across anyone like hanky. I can workout with minimal noise under strain as do most people in the gym but there's always someone that has to make themselves heard.
This is something else though

Agreed, I deadlift 405+ at 5:30 AM in my garage, with kids sleeping in bedrooms right above me.
They dont even know I down there. IF I can pick up the weight, I can put it down (and not yell like a returd)...

[bhank]

Agreed, I deadlift 405+ at 5:30 AM in my garage, with kids sleeping in bedrooms right above me.
They dont even know I down there. IF I can pick up the weight, I can put it down (and not yell like a returd)...

Never yelled during or after a Bench or any other lift but the curl making my attempt the week prior yeah I yelled so what you are not putting the same amount of effort into that deadlift

[bhank]

Yes you did. You said you fought every day from grade one all the way through high school the entire class then other classes every day. That’s well over 15,000 fights.

I don’t blame you when you lie so often it’s hard to keep track

Again I never said 15000 fights you are just making up nonsense as always

[BB]

yeah I yelled so what you are not putting the same amount of effort into that deadlift

Hankins getting bold. Hankins, would you say the curl is the most taxing of lifts?

[Krankenstein]

Does it matter if you have 100 contestants or 1 in a powerlifting event you are competing against yourself and records. Does Thor 1001lb squat not mean anything since he was in a meet of 1?? Everyone is in the Open class some people also set records in their age group but it's not a record for that day it is against all the other participants in all the other meets. Also you are trying to get a qualifying lift for the Arnold again that number is set based on last years Arnold not one meet. I would rather lift more at an event with 2 people than less at an event with 1000. My goal is to make my lifts. Also the fucking world champ 2x Arnold winner current Mr America winner and record holder in multiple organizations as well as heaviest body weight curler highest wilks score ever is in my weight class are you really going to pretend there is no competition Coop is curling 204-207lbs these days in the 220lbs class. That is why I may go 242 as I can break the 242lb record in my age group it's currently only 154lbs but Coop is going to break the Open and the crush the Age group record at 220lbs by 30-40lbs. I may just go 220lbs I am losing some weight passed out at 7pm tonight feeling like death and just woke up to eat. But yeah that is why I am not going to win but that doesn't mean I can't make my lifts and improve the ultimate goal is to qualify for the Open Arnold at the December meet.

Geezus...EVERY 'contest' you enter its the same shit.  Fucking pansy little drama queen you are.  Yes, I would say it to your face.  I have NEVER encountered anyone with such a low constitution that thinks so highly of themselves.

Remember when you said you could wrestle a tank?  You must have been referring to this:

[Soul Crusher]

HA!!!   you are the keeper of the list!!!!!   LOL!!!

Here we go (percs coming soon?)

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat

[webstar]

Does it matter if you have 100 contestants or 1 in a powerlifting event you are competing against yourself and records. Does Thor 1001lb squat not mean anything since he was in a meet of 1?? Everyone is in the Open class some people also set records in their age group but it's not a record for that day it is against all the other participants in all the other meets. Also you are trying to get a qualifying lift for the Arnold again that number is set based on last years Arnold not one meet. I would rather lift more at an event with 2 people than less at an event with 1000. My goal is to make my lifts. Also the fucking world champ 2x Arnold winner current Mr America winner and record holder in multiple organizations as well as heaviest body weight curler highest wilks score ever is in my weight class are you really going to pretend there is no competition Coop is curling 204-207lbs these days in the 220lbs class. That is why I may go 242 as I can break the 242lb record in my age group it's currently only 154lbs but Coop is going to break the Open and the crush the Age group record at 220lbs by 30-40lbs. I may just go 220lbs I am losing some weight passed out at 7pm tonight feeling like death and just woke up to eat. But yeah that is why I am not going to win but that doesn't mean I can't make my lifts and improve the ultimate goal is to qualify for the Open Arnold at the December meet.

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Are you taking anything to bring you back to 100%

i'm guessing the slin and anadrol will be used today.

[wes]

Never yelled during or after a Bench or any other lift but the curl making my attempt the week prior yeah I yelled so what you are not putting the same amount of effort into that deadlift

[38 returns]

I never said I had 15000 fights you are just making up nonsense

Brian you said you fought your entire class every day for 10 years
10 years 160-180 days in school a year
assuming not everyone in the class of 20 wanted a fight we will say half did

so 10 x160 x 10- 16,000
to
10x180 x 10- 18,000

and you won every fight.
you did this in everyone of the 5 as yet unnamed schools you went to. nobody put you in a unit. nobody kicked you out. the other paying parents must have been happy for this to take place.

unless and I throw this out there you were fucking making it all up. over to you 'never been beaten'

truth is Brian there is no evidence to back up any of your grandiose claims. none at all.

you grew up in an environment where you could say anything and daddies money wold make it better. but this isn't that world. you claim one of your parents is a Rhodes scholar. but not listed anywhere. so that's a lie. the difference here is people challenge your bs and you run away.

if you were tis beast in school EVERYONE WOULD recall you were. but you can't give us a single name to collaborate any of this. why?

because its in your little mid life crisis bald head.