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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #525 on: July 17, 2023, 07:59:09 AM »
So no matter how it's spun, it was a federation only record not world record. There could be 100 strict curl federations but no matter what there can only be one world record.
Again, is strict curl even in the guinness book of records...?

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #526 on: July 17, 2023, 08:00:01 AM »
Sounds like a smart idea to do this.  What if you get another pec tear?

yes, he wouldnt want to destroy his perfect symmetry

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #527 on: July 17, 2023, 08:02:43 AM »
So no matter how it's spun, it was a federation only record not world record. There could be 100 strict curl federations but no matter what there can only be one world record.
Again, is strict curl even in the guinness book of records...?

Exactly.

The Strict Curl Homos couldn’t win anything in a real competition, so they started their own little club.

Perfect organization for a liar and loser like Brian Wood Hankins.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #528 on: July 17, 2023, 08:04:05 AM »
So the reality is, the SCN clowns couldn’t win in an actual competition, so they set up their own little “organization” of 12 guys playing grabass, then claim world records.

Just more lies from bullshitter Brian Wood Hankins. Pathetic wifebeating drug addict.

I just set the Double D Slacks and Tie squat record! It’s hard because you have to also wear dress shoes. But I think this record is going to stand for awhile.

The fact that SCN started their own group and think the records are world records is hilarious.

This dope came on here claiming to set a world record, not even realizing that there are actual world records and his “federation” doesn’t recognize them.


Brain what about the strict curl contests that have been going on for a decade before your group started?

WHAT ABOUT IT? THOSE HATERS DONT COUNT IN OUR RECORD BOOK. THEY DONT EXIST. THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A FIREFIGHTER, PURPLE HEART WINNING VETERANS, PEACE OFFICERS DIVISION MORON.


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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #529 on: July 17, 2023, 08:10:11 AM »
Its a "Brians world" record

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #530 on: July 17, 2023, 08:12:03 AM »
No Finding out you are all a bunch of fakers who can’t even bench 315lbs is the least surprising thing. It wasn’t the strict curl being a gimmick lift that prevented any of you from beating my numbers it was just you are all a bunch of weak bitches

So harsh.

Why Bhanky...why?

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #531 on: July 17, 2023, 08:14:31 AM »
Bhanky,
Serious congrats on your meaningless victory over imaginary competition.
No one can deny your glory.
It's all good.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #532 on: July 17, 2023, 08:36:02 AM »
so you sent coop a message asking him to send you a video of him benching 315 right now, today?

If he cant bench 315 today he aint shit, thems your rules Brian

No need the guy post his workouts to his Facebook everyday he posted a 315 bench video June 26th and posted a triple at 275 today

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #533 on: July 17, 2023, 08:40:02 AM »
I’m sure Brian changed his Facebook title / status to:

Brian wood Healy Hankins world recorder holder

Leaving out all the important details

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #534 on: July 17, 2023, 08:41:16 AM »
yes, he wouldnt want to destroy his perfect symmetry
:D

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #535 on: July 17, 2023, 08:42:35 AM »
No need the guy post his workouts to his Facebook everyday he posted a 315 bench video June 26th and posted a triple at 275 today

so its monkey see monkey do  ;)
I dont squat so Im a loser , Coop doesnt squat but thats fine

Gotcha...

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #536 on: July 17, 2023, 08:43:50 AM »
I think hes fine going heavier.

He handled that weight with little effort. Hes probably got 405 in him.

x2 agree 405 is in play

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #537 on: July 17, 2023, 08:43:55 AM »
I just set the Double D Slacks and Tie squat record! It’s hard because you have to also wear dress shoes. But I think this record is going to stand for awhile.

The fact that SCN started their own group and think the records are world records is hilarious.

This dope came on here claiming to set a world record, not even realizing that there are actual world records and his “federation” doesn’t recognize them.


Brain what about the strict curl contests that have been going on for a decade before your group started?

WHAT ABOUT IT? THOSE HATERS DONT COUNT IN OUR RECORD BOOK. THEY DONT EXIST. THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A FIREFIGHTER, PURPLE HEART WINNING VETERANS, PEACE OFFICERS DIVISION MORON.

Do you know how many different powerlifting federations recognize different world records? Do you know how many different world champions there are in each weight class for boxing it is no different. SCN is the group that competes at the Arnold that is the biggest curling event there is so I am going with them. Maybe I didn’t set the most prestigious world record but I set one regardless

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #538 on: July 17, 2023, 08:49:53 AM »
Do you know how many different powerlifting federations recognize different world records? Do you know how many different world champions there are in each weight class for boxing it is no different. SCN is the group that competes at the Arnold that is the biggest curling event there is so I am going with them. Maybe I didn’t set the most prestigious world record but I set one regardless

Not to the Arnold you're not.


5 totally stupid world records:

1 . Cycling Backward With A Violin
Christian Adam cycled 60km in five hours and nine minutes. While sitting on the handlebars, facing the seat which had been converted into a music stand, the violinist cycled backwards playing J.S Bach.

2. Most Snails On a Face
Fin Keheler, age 11, of Sandy, Utah, covered his face with 43 live snails. Apparently this broke a previous record.

3. Most Eggs Crushed with the Head
In one minute Ashrita Furman crushed 80 eggs with his head.

4. Most People Brushing Their Teeth Simultaneously
10,800 students brushed their teeth for about three minutes in Manila, Philippines.

5. Gimmick lifting of a weight by an imbicile
75 k by Brian Hankins wearing a flowery singlet and a cap (because hes bald)

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #539 on: July 17, 2023, 08:58:20 AM »
Brian, you smoked 315 great smith lift.

I think 350 is calling your name.

Why not give it a go since you are still full of the anabolics from the curl meet

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #540 on: July 17, 2023, 09:02:40 AM »
Brian, you smoked 315 great smith lift.

I think 350 is calling your name.

Why not give it a go since you are still full of the anabolics from the curl meet
and make sure you are alone

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #541 on: July 17, 2023, 09:03:56 AM »
Not to the Arnold you're not.


5 totally stupid world records:

1 . Cycling Backward With A Violin
Christian Adam cycled 60km in five hours and nine minutes. While sitting on the handlebars, facing the seat which had been converted into a music stand, the violinist cycled backwards playing J.S Bach.

2. Most Snails On a Face
Fin Keheler, age 11, of Sandy, Utah, covered his face with 43 live snails. Apparently this broke a previous record.

3. Most Eggs Crushed with the Head
In one minute Ashrita Furman crushed 80 eggs with his head.

4. Most People Brushing Their Teeth Simultaneously
10,800 students brushed their teeth for about three minutes in Manila, Philippines.

5. Gimmick lifting of a weight by an imbicile
75 k by Brian Hankins wearing a flowery singlet and a cap (because hes bald)

Most eggs crushed by head 80 in 1 minute. I could smoke that.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #542 on: July 17, 2023, 09:09:20 AM »
2. Most Snails On a Face
Fin Keheler, age 11, of Sandy, Utah, covered his face with 43 live snails. Apparently this broke a previous record.

heres Fin celebrating with his mom

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #543 on: July 17, 2023, 09:10:51 AM »
No need the guy post his workouts to his Facebook everyday he posted a 315 bench video June 26th and posted a triple at 275 today

Good to see he's not a 1-trick pony, like some that we see on InstaFace...
Some of the grip-guys/gals do this. They only train grip and do a couple different lifts only.
Many have horrible bodies.

I guess its their business, I just dont get it, nor do I have to..

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #544 on: July 17, 2023, 09:11:07 AM »
Do you know how many different powerlifting federations recognize different world records? Do you know how many different world champions there are in each weight class for boxing it is no different. SCN is the group that competes at the Arnold that is the biggest curling event there is so I am going with them. Maybe I didn’t set the most prestigious world record but I set one regardless

Bullshitter, there are no prestigious and non-prestigious world records.

There is only one world record. You don’t have it and the entire Raw Powerlifting Federation thinks Strict Curl Homo Nation are a small group of losers.

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #545 on: July 17, 2023, 09:19:27 AM »
So, basically we learned that Bhanks world record is not really a world record and is pretty much meaningless?
X

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #546 on: July 17, 2023, 09:19:36 AM »
Bullshitter, there are no prestigious and non-prestigious world records.

There is only one world record. You don’t have it and the entire Raw Powerlifting Federation thinks Strict Curl Homo Nation are a small group of losers.

Most guys compete in both

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #547 on: July 17, 2023, 09:20:33 AM »
No need the guy post his workouts to his Facebook everyday he posted a 315 bench video June 26th and posted a triple at 275 today

Which is nothing.   I did that in HS for F sake 

Was Em there to drape the medal around you after this glorious victory and world record? 

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #548 on: July 17, 2023, 09:25:39 AM »
Which is nothing.   I did that in HS for F sake 

Was Em there to drape the medal around you after this glorious victory and world record?

she couldnt even watch it on her phone, she had semen in her eyes...

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Re: Only lifts
« Reply #549 on: July 17, 2023, 09:30:00 AM »
Most guys compete in both

This can’t be true because if it were they wouldn’t be such a gap between the world records.

Do you compete in both federations?