I could have sworn I counted 15 today but whatever you guys want to pretend I have a dadbod noodle arms and a gut that’s on you
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Hankins, you should turn the charm on, and bang Coop's wife for this record fiasco. As a bonus, in your current condition you might die a few pumps in, and really embarrass the asshole. The VFD would have cart you out of his house, while the wife explains why there's a bloated, erect, keeled over Hankins in their house.
He'd never be able to show his face in NC, without being known as the man who's wife was getting boned by "The Cat Man of Kitty Hawk".
It would be marvelous, some real small town vengeance

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