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webstar · « **Reply #2025 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:07:42 PM »

Quote from: bhank on July 31, 2023, 02:04:47 PM

Midsection feels tight localalized medicine is just wearing off post surgery I had 3 soups, crackers, 2 popsicles, granola cereal, juice and even a small coke so stomach is doing better than expected. I think the umbilical was just the muscle tissue and not the actual stomach. I also only took 1 percocet and 1 high dosage advil as instructed orals are what kill my appetite. I figure keep eating even if not lifting nutrition will help me heal. Problem is they say 6 weeks no lifting so it's just going to be difficult not to lift for 6 weeks. I haven't been 6 weeks without lifting since basic training and even then I snuck across the barracks and got one day lifting in around week 5 with some 70lb dumbells and I was still doing calisthenics daily.

How many percs did they give you for the 6 weeks?

Surely, you can't be trusted with percs to take home. You will start snorting them.

illuminati · « **Reply #2026 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:08:10 PM »

Quote from: BB on July 31, 2023, 12:28:04 PM

Is it wrong that I hope the doctor plays with his asshole while he's asleep?

That's exactly what the Fag.got Bianca is wanting

38 returns · « **Reply #2027 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:13:40 PM »

And don’t forget the gear Brian

Boatload that shit in

illuminati · « **Reply #2028 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:18:50 PM »

How many in your class was there Bianca ??
How long have you used DNP & site injections ??
Any update on your Stupid Cretin Nonsense record yet ??

38 returns · « **Reply #2029 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:20:37 PM »

Watches brian
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Model
Cost
Year bought

Skeletor · « **Reply #2030 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:21:52 PM »

Quote from: bhank on July 31, 2023, 02:04:47 PM

Midsection feels tight localalized medicine is just wearing off post surgery I had 3 soups, crackers, 2 popsicles, granola cereal, juice and even a small coke so stomach is doing better than expected. I think the umbilical was just the muscle tissue and not the actual stomach. I also only took 1 percocet and 1 high dosage advil as instructed orals are what kill my appetite. I figure keep eating even if not lifting nutrition will help me heal. Problem is they say 6 weeks no lifting so it's just going to be difficult not to lift for 6 weeks. I haven't been 6 weeks without lifting since basic training and even then I snuck across the barracks and got one day lifting in around week 5 with some 70lb dumbells and I was still doing calisthenics daily.

That's too conservative. You can get back to lifting within a week. Keep eating as usual.

illuminati · « **Reply #2031 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:24:42 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on July 31, 2023, 02:21:52 PM

That's too conservative. You can get back to lifting within a week. Keep eating as usual.

If he's a real tough man as he says he is 1day is all needs to recuperate
Then into some 500lbs + Squats & Deadlifts , 175lbs DB rows

What the fuck is he , Man or Mouse ?

Sandrock · « **Reply #2032 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:26:51 PM »

Hey hank, maybe you could use some Captains of Crush grippers during your recovery? Then you'd at least be doing something and not going stir crazy from lack of lifting.

Don't worry I'll get back to the joke posts right away everyone.

Skeletor · « **Reply #2033 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:28:32 PM »

Quote from: illuminati on July 31, 2023, 02:24:42 PM

If he's a real tough man as he says he is 1day is all needs to recuperate
Then into some 500lbs + Squats & Deadlifts , 175lbs DB rows

What the fuck is he , Man or Mouse ?

He might have been if he was a world record holder. But he does not hold any world record, or any record with Strict Curl Nation, despite the fact that there were no competitors in his class.

38 returns · « **Reply #2034 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:29:59 PM »

Maybe do 3 sets of 2 minutes neck exercise from a noose Brian

Hulkotron · « **Reply #2035 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:30:46 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on July 31, 2023, 02:28:32 PM

He might have been if he was a world record holder. But he does not hold any world record, or any record with Strict Curl Nation, despite the fact that there were no competitors in his class.

Haha, I hadn't thought of this angle

Only bhanks can show up in a class with no other competitors and not win.

illuminati · « **Reply #2036 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:31:21 PM »

Quote from: 38 returns on July 31, 2023, 02:29:59 PM

Maybe do 3 sets of 2 minutes neck exercise from a noose Brian

Ha ha ha
Great idea - He definitely needs to work that scrawny pencil neck.

GymnJuice · « **Reply #2037 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:38:55 PM »

Hanky don't take that 6 weeks lying down. Teach the surgeons about the nutrition cocoon. Explain to them that you can't be faded and that NASA wanted to study your abilities. I'm sure they'll let you train sooner if they know about your superior genetics.

joswift · « **Reply #2038 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:39:25 PM »

Why are people taking him at his word hes even been in surgery

Em isnt around or he wouldn't be posting on getbig

Never1AShow · « **Reply #2039 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:40:05 PM »

Granola cereal? You’re supposed to be on clear liquids. Do you want to die on the toilet?

IroNat · « **Reply #2040 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:40:30 PM »

Anadrol 50 will speed your recovery.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #2041 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:40:46 PM »

hospitals continue to serve the shittiest food

joswift · « **Reply #2042 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:41:04 PM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on July 31, 2023, 02:40:05 PM

Granola cereal? You’re supposed to be on clear liquids. Do you want to die on the toilet?

If he dies anywhere its a safe bet it will be on the toilet

Hulkotron · « **Reply #2043 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:41:18 PM »

Quote from: joswift on July 31, 2023, 02:39:25 PM

Why are people taking him at his word hes even been in surgery

x2 let's see some proof here

joswift · « **Reply #2044 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:42:11 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on July 31, 2023, 02:28:32 PM

He might have been if he was a world record holder. But he does not hold any world record, or any record with Strict Curl Nation, despite the fact that there were no competitors in his class.

Lol, he cant even win if hes all alone in a show.

GymnJuice · « **Reply #2045 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:42:49 PM »

Quote from: joswift on July 31, 2023, 02:41:04 PM

If he dies anywhere its a safe bet it will be on the toilet

It could happen next to a car door...

wes · « **Reply #2046 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:44:08 PM »

Quote from: GymnJuice on July 31, 2023, 11:11:01 AM

Those restrictions are for people with doctors who don't understand the concept of a nutrition cocoon.

joswift · « **Reply #2047 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:44:18 PM »

Quote from: GymnJuice on July 31, 2023, 02:42:49 PM

It could happen next to a car door...

or a set of steps

bhank · « **Reply #2048 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:46:13 PM »

Not sure if it’s the drugs or the chicken but spirits are up should make a full recovery

wes · « **Reply #2049 on:** July 31, 2023, 02:48:39 PM »

Quote from: bhank on July 31, 2023, 02:04:47 PM

Midsection feels tight localalized medicine is just wearing off post surgery I had 3 soups, crackers, 2 popsicles, granola cereal, juice and even a small coke so stomach is doing better than expected. I think the umbilical was just the muscle tissue and not the actual stomach. I also only took 1 percocet and 1 high dosage advil as instructed orals are what kill my appetite. I figure keep eating even if not lifting nutrition will help me heal. Problem is they say 6 weeks no lifting so it's just going to be difficult not to lift for 6 weeks. I haven't been 6 weeks without lifting since basic training and even then I snuck across the barracks and got one day lifting in around week 5 with some 70lb dumbells and I was still doing calisthenics daily.

Down to his real weight of 175 in 6 weeks.

Shrinkage Of Peace