« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast  (Read 1794 times)

Kwon

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 51908
  • PRONOUNS: Ze/Zir
Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« on: August 28, 2023, 06:15:18 AM »
Logged
Q

Gym Rat

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 14414
  • Hail, Hail, Hail & Kill!
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2023, 06:21:13 AM »
Yikes, cumb dunt could have beheaded herself... Nice Teets...
Logged

Vince G, CSN MFT

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 25840
  • GETBIG3.COM!
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2023, 07:03:34 AM »
Quote from: Gym Rat on August 28, 2023, 06:21:13 AM
Yikes, cumb dunt could have beheaded herself... Nice Teets...


She's still dead though.....least it was quick
Logged
A

kreator

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6596
  • Getbig!
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2023, 07:08:05 AM »
She was influencing and died for us bitches!
Logged

GymnJuice

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6368
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2023, 10:40:50 AM »
What a waste of a nice rack. If only she had been wearing a mask...
Logged

LurkerNoMore

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 33646
  • Dumb people think Trump is smart.
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2023, 03:37:07 PM »
Logged

Rambone

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23116
  • Fuck off tiny tit
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2023, 03:45:53 PM »
I’m influenced to respect street signs more than ever
Logged

robcguns

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20124
  • Founder of the proud straight white male movement
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2023, 03:48:51 PM »
The stupidity of these people is truly fucking amusing.

Sounds like the scene from hereditary where the telephone pole takes the little girls head off.
Logged

BB

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17716
  • I hope I'm not boring you.
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2023, 03:54:51 PM »
At least she seemed to stay in one piece. The edge of street signs and thin poles do a number on people sometimes. Street signs especially, they sever things like a giant razor blade.

RIP Instagram girl.
Logged

Irongrip400

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 22349
  • Pan Germanism, Pax Britannica
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2023, 04:05:21 PM »
Don’t want to watch it, but the still on world star she looks decent. What did the passenger do after watching that? Will he be charged with some crime that resulted in her death?
Logged

BB

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17716
  • I hope I'm not boring you.
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2023, 04:22:15 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on August 28, 2023, 04:05:21 PM
Don’t want to watch it, but the still on world star she looks decent. What did the passenger do after watching that? Will he be charged with some crime that resulted in her death?

Apparently, she and a girlfriend, the person that was driving went out for a day of dancing, beach going, and drinking in the Dominican Republic. The Dominican police also contend that there was also some psycho-active drug use, but the declined to state what type. They get playful in the car, and decide to film, and she hits the lamp post which crushes the side of her head, and apparently pulled her out of the car.

The DR police wanted to charge the friend with involuntary homicide, but later decided she was traumatized enough, and just sent her back to Russia.

NSFW - semi graphic photo of the damage to her skull bandaged up -

https://www.infobae.com/new-resizer/rnPP5ljK8KS7TfF_yhR-p3OuNuM=/992x1323/filters:format(webp):quality(85)/s3.amazonaws.com/arc-wordpress-client-uploads/infobae-wp/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/12120254/La-muerte-de-Natalia-Borodina-SF-4.jpg .
Logged

Irongrip400

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 22349
  • Pan Germanism, Pax Britannica
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2023, 04:54:11 PM »
Quote from: BB on August 28, 2023, 04:22:15 PM
Apparently, she and a girlfriend, the person that was driving went out for a day of dancing, beach going, and drinking in the Dominican Republic. The Dominican police also contend that there was also some psycho-active drug use, but the declined to state what type. They get playful in the car, and decide to film, and she hits the lamp post which crushes the side of her head, and apparently pulled her out of the car.

The DR police wanted to charge the friend with involuntary homicide, but later decided she was traumatized enough, and just sent her back to Russia.

NSFW - semi graphic photo of the damage to her skull bandaged up -

https://www.infobae.com/new-resizer/rnPP5ljK8KS7TfF_yhR-p3OuNuM=/992x1323/filters:format(webp):quality(85)/s3.amazonaws.com/arc-wordpress-client-uploads/infobae-wp/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/12120254/La-muerte-de-Natalia-Borodina-SF-4.jpg .

Again, not going to look at it, but I’m assuming they just bandaged her to keep her head together and not because he was alive for a bit. Sorry, I’m a pussy and don’t want to desensitize myself with that crap.
Logged

BB

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 17716
  • I hope I'm not boring you.
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2023, 05:02:39 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on August 28, 2023, 04:54:11 PM
Again, not going to look at it, but I’m assuming they just bandaged her to keep her head together and not because he was alive for a bit. Sorry, I’m a pussy and don’t want to desensitize myself with that crap.

Yeah, it's just her head bandaged up and some blood. The haunting part is the eyes, you can see that she was gone, and they were just keeping her alive for a bit while they sorted out the family situation and formal details most likely.
Logged

joswift

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 34898
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2023, 03:37:54 PM »
Quote from: BB on August 28, 2023, 04:22:15 PM
Apparently, she and a girlfriend, the person that was driving went out for a day of dancing, beach going, and drinking in the Dominican Republic. The Dominican police also contend that there was also some psycho-active drug use, but the declined to state what type. They get playful in the car, and decide to film, and she hits the lamp post which crushes the side of her head, and apparently pulled her out of the car.

The DR police wanted to charge the friend with involuntary homicide, but later decided she was traumatized enough, and just sent her back to Russia.

NSFW - semi graphic photo of the damage to her skull bandaged up -

https://www.infobae.com/new-resizer/rnPP5ljK8KS7TfF_yhR-p3OuNuM=/992x1323/filters:format(webp):quality(85)/s3.amazonaws.com/arc-wordpress-client-uploads/infobae-wp/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/12120254/La-muerte-de-Natalia-Borodina-SF-4.jpg .

pretty sure that was worse punishment than locking her up
Logged

illuminati

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24640
  • The Strongest Shall Survive.- - Lest we Forget.
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2023, 03:51:01 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on August 28, 2023, 06:15:18 AM
Chick has Brutal Encounter with Thick Iron-Beast


Was the Lamp post damaged??
Who's going to pay for the repairs??

Half decent set of Tettonas !!
Logged

joswift

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 34898
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2023, 03:52:45 PM »
Quote from: illuminati on August 29, 2023, 03:51:01 PM

Was the Lamp post damaged??
Who's going to pay for the repairs??

Half decent set of Tettonas !!

If she wasnt cremated then they are probably still available.
Logged

wes

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 71215
  • What Dire Mishap Has Befallen Thee
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2023, 03:54:40 PM »
When I lived in Florida,there was a chick who crossed the street thinking she was safe but got clipped by a side view mirror.

There`s tons of landscaping businesses down there and the pickups haul trailers with mowers and weed whackers on them so they have to have the mirrors that are out wider than they would be on a normal truck to see beyond the trailer.

This chick thought it was safe but didn`t take the mirror into account,got clipped in the head, and was killed instantly.
Logged

illuminati

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24640
  • The Strongest Shall Survive.- - Lest we Forget.
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2023, 04:00:11 PM »
Quote from: joswift on August 29, 2023, 03:52:45 PM
If she wasnt cremated then they are probably still available.

Ha ha - Up for sale on Ebay
Logged

Irongrip400

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 22349
  • Pan Germanism, Pax Britannica
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2023, 05:53:04 PM »
Reminds of the “Deep Thoughts” where he stuck his head out the window and took that golden retrievers head off.
Logged

G_Thang

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19757
  • The World South of the USA isnt for pussies!
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2023, 10:11:35 PM »
if she had done this on a motorcycle she might have had a helmet on,  probably survive the head trauma but end up paralyzed from neck injury.
Logged

ElPolloSalmonello

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 684
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2023, 11:17:25 PM »
Quote from: G_Thang on August 29, 2023, 10:11:35 PM
if she had done this on a motorcycle she might have had a helmet on,  probably survive the head trauma but end up paralyzed from neck injury.

and she'd have survived if she'd been on a bicycle...
Logged

Humble Narcissist

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 32225
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2023, 12:54:11 AM »
Brutal! I'll bet the cleanup was a mess.
Logged

illuminati

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24640
  • The Strongest Shall Survive.- - Lest we Forget.
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2023, 01:35:05 AM »
Quote from: ElPolloSalmonello on August 29, 2023, 11:17:25 PM
and she'd have survived if she'd been on a bicycle...

And she'd of survived had she Been Walking........  ;D
Logged

G_Thang

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19757
  • The World South of the USA isnt for pussies!
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2023, 02:28:42 AM »
Quote from: illuminati on August 30, 2023, 01:35:05 AM
And she'd of survived had she Been Walking........  ;D

I see what we are doing here.  Does crawling on all fours count?
Logged

illuminati

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24640
  • The Strongest Shall Survive.- - Lest we Forget.
Re: Darwin Award? Chick encounters a Brutal, Thick Iron-Beast
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2023, 10:36:22 AM »
Quote from: G_Thang on August 30, 2023, 02:28:42 AM
I see what we are doing here.  Does crawling on all fours count?


Ha Ha Ha

Yes of course & she'd of survived  ;D :D ;D
Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »