Brians big bag of excuses... fuck of loser....
Which doctor diagnosed that?
Can someone add that to the list of ailments
New update to the Ailments Leaderboard (at this rate he's not making the end of 2023). Anyone who can guess what number "tore mesh from hernia surgery" is will win some nice french toast:
1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37. Erectile dysfunction
38. Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39. Bulimia
40. Agoraphobia (not Agorgophobia though)
41. Lactose Intolerant
42. Baker's cyst
43. Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44. Two-step "sliding knee"
45. "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46. Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47. Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48. Legs still don't bend right
49. Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50. can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51. minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52. Sore throat
53. Debilitating sunburn
54. 110 resting heartrate after coffee
55. Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56. Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57. Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58. Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59. Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60. Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61. Infected hernia side incisions
62. 2 cm meniscus tear
63. Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64. Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65. abs hurt when he coughs
66. foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67. Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68. Medically too lean
