Strength Challenge to B. Hank.

[Matt]

Consider yourself on ignore

Im sick of your shit

Ah - funny timing there!

Well...everything is all in THIS thread, Jeff...I feel that is appropriate.

And I maintain what I said - B. Hank needed a call-out, and I'm glad I was the one who did it.

I didn't mean to bother you, but he got under my skin, and I wanted to outperform him publicly for that reason.

[Taffin]

A combination of Winstrol and toxoplasmosis from his cat's shit seem to have temporarily turned Matt into a turbo-chad on a mission to throw hands with absolutely everyone. He's even swinging haymakers at Ron. I guess the final straw was Hankins threatening to stick his 9-inch cock down the throat of his loving ex-girlfriend, who happens to be f***ing hot. It's madness on Getbig just now.

was that the drugged one propped up in the chair?

I genuinely think it is, although he won't admit it, lol.

I believe Heroin relaxes the anus

[Grape Ape]

Ah - funny timing there!

Well...everything is all in THIS thread, Jeff...I feel that is appropriate.

And I maintain what I said - B. Hank needed a call-out, and I'm glad I was the one who did it.

I didn't mean to bother you, but he got under my skin, and I wanted to outperform him publicly for that reason.

All he had to say to you was “I never sent dick videos to any bisexual men” and he wins any argument.

[BigRo]

What is wrong BigRo would you like a special challenge? Is being leader not enough I have a challenge number for you if you want it.

415lbs to BigRo on the challenge board. I have given myself one as well so all verified lifters still have challenges to aim for this year.

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688351.0

GETBIG 2023 Bench Press Leader Challenge Board
1. BigRo 396 Verified (Special Challenge Goal 415)
2. Tatoo 350 Goal
3. Matt 330 Verified (Special Challenge Goal 350)
3. RobcGuns 330 Goal
3. GymRat 330 Goal
3. Soul Crusher 330 Goal
4. Bhank 315 Verified (Special Challenge Goal 330)
4. Wazhazbin 315 Goal
4. Residue 315 Goal
4. IronGrip400 315 Goal
4. Darren Avey Goal
5. NJFlex 275 Goal
5. Krankenstein 275 Goal
5. Pasmith 275 Goal
5. Chaos 275lbs Goal
6. Josh 250 Goal
6. Cephius 250 Goal
6. 38 Returns 250 Goal
7. Raymondo 225 Goal
7. PhantomSpunker 225 Goal
7. Marvin Martian 225 Goal
7. Dave D 225 Goal
7. JoSwift 225 Goal
7. Hulkatron 225 Goal
7. Illuminati 225 Goal
7. Walter 225 Goal
7. Webster 225 Goal
7. Never1ashow 225 Goal
8.GrapeApe 205 Goal
9. IronNat 195 Goal
9. Shizzo 195 Goal
10. Oldtimer1 185 Goal
10. Wes 185 Goal
11. JPJ 165 Goal (Special Challenge Prove you are not a man)
12. Could be You

Reply to my special challenge first then I will bench that for a double before Christmas.

[bhank]

Reply to my special challenge first then I will bench that for a double before Christmas.

BigRo does not like Matt talking about challenging his lifts and lead as such he call called for a greater challenge 415 for a double!! We should all be so bold good luck BigRo!!

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[IroNat]

Bhanky has sublet his Getbig account for extra money.

He doesn't have time to post because he is busy viewing mobile homes with his Realtor.

[The Scott]

BigRo does not like Matt talking about challenging his lifts and lead as such he call called for a greater challenge 415 for a double!! We should all be so bold good luck BigRo!!

i=p7ZwiW6fn6-nTmJp

STFU you inbred simpleton.   You're a warme bruder and universally loathed.

[Sandrock]

What the hell is a "bencb" Capt. Mensa?

[chaos]

BigRo does not like Matt talking about challenging his lifts and lead as such he call called for a greater challenge 415 for a double!! We should all be so bold good luck BigRo!!

i=p7ZwiW6fn6-nTmJp

Definitely pain pilled out here.

[bhank]

Is there no one else? None of you other than BigRo has the balls to challenge Matt Canning and prevent him from maintaining 2nd? You are just going to sit and wait for Bhank to come back from surgery while Matt gloatsfor months? Soul Crusher can bench 330lbs why does he allow Cannings charade to continue? Tatoo? RobcGuns you guys have the power to stop Matt but refuse. Bueller? Yet you allow this evil to flourish and shame Getbig? Is it all going to come down to the guy with half a pec nerve damage and a dead arm to come back from surgery and stop the Canning Coronation? Can anyone knock him off the podium it will take 3? Is there no one else? SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME

[bhank]

Definitely pain pilled out here.

You can't even make your 275 challenge much less stop Matt "the Great" Canning

[chaos]

You can't even make your 275 challenge much less stop Matt "the Great" Canning

You can't even stay sober, pillhead.

[IroNat]

Bhanky,
Do those mobile homes have hot tubs?

[38 returns]

Brian

how dillated are your pupils?

[bhank]

You can't even stay sober, pillhead.

I actually did take an Excedrin earlier tonight for a headache. I wish I actually had pain killers but I don't they only gave me 2 weeks worth of pain killers for my hernia surgery 10 weeks ago.

Now can you make your challenge or not? Do you need an adjustment to a more realistic goal?

[bhank]

Bhanky,
Do those mobile homes have hot tubs?

We are looking at new homes in the 3500-4500 square foot range with all the upgrades a 3 car garage and a one acre lot in a nice neighborhood with a reasonable commute. But still talking 6 months from now. We do plan to get a new hot tub.

[webstar]

Brian, I think you might be suffering from a stroke or balls palsy?

One side of your face is dropping.

Have you thought about laying off the rec drugs ?

[38 returns]

We are looking at new homes in the 3500-4500 square foot range with all the upgrades a 3 car garage and a one acre lot in a nice neighborhood with a reasonable commute. But still talking 6 months from now. We do plan to get a new hot tub.

I hope you die before you get this

[The Scott]

i=p7ZwiW6fn6-nTmJp


Must be the lobby card for the new all male version of "Paint Your Wagon", renamed "Taint Your Wagon".

From the all male musical starring bhanky in  a dual role as both top and bottom leads, the song "They Call the Wind, Maria"  rewritten as "They Call the Fist, the bhanky".

A Way Out Here They've Got A Name For Oral, Anal And Fistin'
The Oral's Suck, The Anal's Fuck And They Call The Fist The bhanky
bhanky Fills The cavity So Full you'll start a cryin'
The bhanky  Makes The Anus Sound Like a Colon Out There Dyin'
The bhanky...The banky...They Call The Fist the bhanky

Before I Knew the bhanky's Name I never coulda found her...
I Had A Gurl And sHE Had Me And found her on the TINDER
And Then One Day I Left My Gurl for someone so much tighter
Then Cleg he Blowed that Love To Me and made me such a fighter
Oh bhanky oh bhanky  They Call The Fist The bhanky
A WayOut Here They've Got A Name For Anal Warts from Fistin'
But When You'r standin' at that wall your cheeks spread wide and glistenin'

Now I'm A Lost And Lonely Man thrown outta Strict Curl Nation
Ol' Clegg he blowed his load on me when he was masturbatin'
Oh bhanky...Oh bhanky...Please ball your fist, don't spank me...

[webstar]

We are looking at new homes in the 3500-4500 square foot range with all the upgrades a 3 car garage and a one acre lot in a nice neighborhood with a reasonable commute. But still talking 6 months from now. We do plan to get a new hot tub.

How will you get approved for a mortgage if you don’t have a job?

[Matt]

https://youtu.be/7otX7ouZsM4?si=p7ZwiW6fn6-nTmJp

Fuck's sake...is BigRo going for 415?? 

I  feel I have 345 now, but that my 345 today would be easier than 345 @183. And it SHOULD be...I'm 20-lb heavier!

So I felt...adding 20-lb while 20-lb heavier shouldn't be an issue. Right? And that would close the distance somewhat between BigRo and I. 

I'd LOVE to get 375 to BigRo's 396. Considering he's a lot bigger, and obviously super dedicated.

But...415? Yeah, no.

Unless I'm on-cycle, eating a LOT, and on a bench specialization program, I don't expect over 370. Even that assumes no personal issues, no political bullshit [fake pandemics], etc.

So...I guess I won't be getting close to BigRo after all. 

I felt even 365 to 396 would be solid, and cement me as a respectable Getbig presser.

But I can't expect to be within 10% of BigRo if he gets 415. I trust BigRo when he sets a goal.

Q: Why does B. Hank think he will get 330+? Didn't he just have surgery?

Pic from 2014:

[bhank]

How will you get approved for a mortgage if you don’t have a job?

How will you make your 225 challenge when you don't even lift?

[The Scott]

Fuck's sake...is BigRo going for 415 now? 

My thought process was very straightforward:

I've previously gotten 340 @170 and 345 @183. I feel I have 345 in me now, but probably a 2.5 second concentric/positive [from chest to arms locked out].

Basically, I feel my 345 today would be an easier 345. And it SHOULD be easier...I'm 20-lb heavier.

So I figured...adding 20-lb to that press with 20-lb more body weight shouldn't be an issue, should it?

And that would close the distance somewhat between BigRo and I. 

I'd LOVE to get 375 to BigRo's 396. Considering he's a lot bigger than me, and obvious super dedicated.

But...415?

Yeah, no. Unless I'm on a cycle, eating a LOT, and on a bench specialization program, I don't expect to get much higher than about 370'ish. Even then, that assumes no issues in my personal life, no political bullshit [fake pandemics + gym closures, etc].

So...I guess I won't be getting close to BigRo after all.

I figured even 365 to 396 would be respectable and cement me as a respectable presser on here.

But I can't expect to be within 10% of BigRo if he gets that 415. And I don't see any reason why he won't.

I'm curious why B. Hank thinks he's going to get 330+ though. Didn't he just have abdominal surgery or something?

Matt, all real men know that the most difficult and rewarding competition is with yourself.  You will do just fine.

bhanky is a turd searching desperately for flies. 

[IroNat]

i=p7ZwiW6fn6-nTmJp


Must be the lobby card for the new all male version of "Paint Your Wagon", renamed "Taint Your Wagon".

From the all male musical starring bhanky in  a dual role as both top and bottom leads, the song "They Call the Wind, Maria"  rewritten as "They Call the Fist, the bhanky".

A Way Out Here They've Got A Name For Oral, Anal And Fistin'
The Oral's Suck, The Anal's Fuck And They Call The Fist The bhanky
bhanky Fills The cavity So Full you'll start a cryin'
The bhanky  Makes The Anus Sound Like a Colon Out There Dyin'
The bhanky...The banky...They Call The Fist the bhanky

Before I Knew the bhanky's Name I never coulda found her...
I Had A Gurl And sHE Had Me And found her on the TINDER
And Then One Day I Left My Gurl for someone so much tighter
Then Cleg he Blowed that Love To Me and made me such a fighter
Oh bhanky oh bhanky  They Call The Fist The bhanky
A WayOut Here They've Got A Name For Anal Warts from Fistin'
But When You'r standin' at that wall your cheeks spread wide and glistenin'

Now I'm A Lost And Lonely Man thrown outta Strict Curl Nation
Ol' Clegg he blowed his load on me when he was masturbatin'
Oh bhanky...Oh bhanky...Please ball your fist, don't spank me...

Brilliant, Scott.

[Never1AShow]

Definitely pain pilled out here.

"We're calling for it" Uses "we" at least twice.  Him and Ballspew.  Knew this was coming, easy to do for "proof."