In Brianspeak:
I am baked out of my fucking eyeballs all the time. I wake and bake and my already low IQ has gone down 5 points in the last few years, I bake so hard. I cant even remember basic shit and my memory was not good to begin with. It is all foggy in my head but at least I feel good. My dad was a Rhodes scholar, McArthur Fellow, Genius grant, Institute of Advances Studies, DARPA member or something like that but not really. He also worked on the Manhattan project when he was like 5 years old, Oppenheimer didnt have shit on him.