Is there an update on bhanks application to work in the coaching profession?
Interviewer: Hello Mr Hankins, would you like to come in?
Bri: uhh yeah thanks
Interviewer: Would you like some coffee or tea before we begin?
Bri: uhh no thanks
Interviewer: So, this is mostly a formality. This is a volunteer coach job for three hours a week, working with disadvantaged youths. You pretty much have the job, we were very impressed by your references, particularly John Cooper's.
Bri: uhh yeah thanks
Interviewer: Ok... what makes you a good fit for this job?
Bri: uhh I mean I can deadlift 500lbs and squat 405 and no matter what some people say about me on the internet you may have noticed if you have done a google search on me if you havent dont worry about it i actually did brench press 225 for 15 good solid reps full range of motion stable as a motherfuc... excuse me really stable good solid reps
Interviewer: Ok..
Bri: i have a ton of knowledge i wrestled when i was a kid i have competed in MMA i have done bodybuilding shows i have raced cars i lived in maui i think i am the perfect fit for this job i mean who else would you hire also i love working with kids and i was a kid myself at one time
Interviewer: Erm... ok...
Bri: again by all means check my background you will see i am of impeccable character i competed in mma bodybuilding shows i love the outdoors i love working with children some people say i am like a child myself so i know how children think i am awesome that way
Interviewer: Mr Hankins, can I -
Bri: and regardless what those bitches at getbig say its all lies i never hit my ex wife those were false charges if you see mugshots of me online dont worry about it i was never convicted of anything in this particular county this is very important i have no charges here in this county also not in the county next to this one did i mention i also did mma i mean of course i am the best fit for this job just ask coop i mean thsoe sons of bitches at scn did not validate my world record and i was a little bit pissed off about it if i see that rancid old man i was beat his fucking brains in how dare he do that to me after all this effort that pussy ass bitch
Interviewer: Mr Hankins, please this is not acceptab-
Bri: and wes can go suck a dick and jeff too i have more muscle than frank zane have you seen what jeff looks like i would go to england to compete in a show but there is this guy 38 who told me he would carve up my face i mean normally i don't give two fucks about threats who is this guy to threaten me but actually i think it was a bit serious so i am not going to england anytime soon fuck england anwyay have you seen their fucking teeth i mean these pussy ass bitches fuck with me all day long it never stops and it drives me crazy i mean noone wants to join my bench press scorecard those pussy ass bitches
Interviewer: Tyrone, get in here! Mr Hankins, I think you should meet Tyrone our security guy, he will talk things out with you. Please follow Tyrone.
Bri: Those pussy ass bitches