Author Topic: Chris Bumstead is having a kid (Read 2396 times)

ziballz · « **on:** November 13, 2023, 04:45:09 PM »

Rubbing it in Thor's face

https://fitnessvolt.com/chris-bumstead-pregnancy-courtney-king/

Hulkotron · « **Reply #1 on:** November 13, 2023, 04:46:47 PM »

Does Chris have oil in his arms?

Dalnet · « **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2023, 04:55:46 PM »

Good for him. It's time for him to hang up the posing thongs and focus on pushing his brand without competitions. He's good for it, now - why ruin your body pushing it to the extreme when you don't need to, anymore. Can still blast and look good for photos etc

robcguns · « **Reply #3 on:** November 13, 2023, 05:23:59 PM »

Love his Rolex daytona but fuck him other than that.

Bevo · « **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2023, 05:32:33 PM »

Quote from: robcguns on November 13, 2023, 05:23:59 PM

Love his Rolex daytona but fuck him other than that.

Hahaha

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2023, 05:43:03 PM »

How do pros with zero sperm count have kids?

Ron · « **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2023, 05:43:39 PM »

Most excellent, although this was new before the Olympia.

Congrats to Courtney and Chris!

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2023, 05:56:14 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on November 13, 2023, 05:43:03 PM

How do pros with zero sperm count have kids?

You getting that count straight from the tap bro? Are there things?

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2023, 05:58:34 PM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on November 13, 2023, 05:56:14 PM

You getting that count straight from the tap bro? Are there things?

Someone’s shooting blanks. Seems to have touched a nerve, eunuch.

US MUSL · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2023, 06:04:00 PM »

Do they know the sperm donor?

The Scott · « **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2023, 06:10:13 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on November 13, 2023, 05:43:03 PM

How do pros with zero sperm count have kids?

Yup. Ogliospermia is a side affect of dem dare stayroids. Not only does it cause a low sperm count but the ones that are there are really S L O W.

mops · « **Reply #11 on:** November 13, 2023, 08:41:33 PM »

Quote from: robcguns on November 13, 2023, 05:23:59 PM

Love his Rolex daytona but fuck him other than that.

hahahaha

He also owns a nice gold day date 41.

Im old fashioned though, I prefer the 36mm version so fuck him x2

kreator · « **Reply #12 on:** November 13, 2023, 10:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Ron on November 13, 2023, 05:43:39 PM

Most excellent, although this was new before the Olympia.

Congrats to Courtney and Chris!

Tnx!

TRIX · « **Reply #13 on:** November 13, 2023, 11:57:02 PM »

classic division is full of shit bodybuilders, and he wins by default

Wiggs · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2023, 04:48:51 AM »

Chris is living the dream. Congrats to him and wifey.

Gym Rat · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2023, 04:50:45 AM »

Bris Cumstead

Congrats to the multi-Millionaire!

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2023, 04:52:41 AM »

I heard Rolex will only sell you a Daytona if you can have your arms measured at at least 19 inches in their store.

Rambone · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2023, 04:59:42 AM »

Does the lisp gene skip a generation?

robcguns · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2023, 05:06:46 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on November 14, 2023, 04:52:41 AM

I heard Rolex will only sell you a Daytona if you can have your arms measured at at least 19 inches in their store.

It is insane to get one from the AD. I managed to get one in 2013 for retail due to having bought 4-5 from this AD before. I e been on a waiting list for years now at another AD cause the former went out of business and at this new one I’ve bought prob 5 Rolexes and a bunch of jewelry and refereed many people there and still nothing. Although i did luck out and knew a guy who got one from this same AD cause he spent 250k there and he sold it to me at cost with taxes at the time was around 14.5k(I did some work for him at a steep discount)and I immediately sold it later that night for 29k it was the white dial 116500 and I prefer the black dial either way though when you can double your money in a day you gotta do it. The Rolex world is crazy.

robcguns · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2023, 05:12:16 AM »

Quote from: mops on November 13, 2023, 08:41:33 PM

hahahaha

He also owns a nice gold day date 41.

Im old fashioned though, I prefer the 36mm version so fuck him x2

That is a beauty although I’m torn on rose gold. It looks beautiful but I think it would look a little homo on me hahaha. do you have smaller wrists or just prefer the 36mm even with big wrists?

joswift · « **Reply #20 on:** November 14, 2023, 05:34:41 AM »

No he isnt, his partner is

Its like these fucking beta males who announce "we are pregnant"

Marty Champions · « **Reply #21 on:** November 14, 2023, 05:49:27 AM »

hes a poor mans garrett giddens

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 14, 2023, 06:35:23 AM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on November 13, 2023, 05:43:03 PM

How do pros with zero sperm count have kids?

Good question. Fortunately for pro bbers who wish to have children, AAS don’t stop sperm production completely. Reduce production, absolutely, but it only takes one sperm cell to fertilize an ovum.

The thing I’m curious about is if there is a tendency for children conceived on gear to be female. It’s never been formally studied but anecdotally everyone I’ve talked to who had a baby on gear had a daughter.

The Scott · « **Reply #23 on:** November 14, 2023, 06:57:17 AM »

Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on November 14, 2023, 06:35:23 AM

Good question. Fortunately for pro bbers who wish to have children, AAS don’t stop sperm production completely. Reduce production, absolutely, but it only takes one sperm cell to fertilize an ovum.

The thing I’m curious about is if there is a tendency for children conceived on gear to be female. It’s never been formally studied but anecdotally everyone I’ve talked to who had a baby on gear had a daughter.

Are not all of Coleman's children girls?

joswift · « **Reply #24 on:** November 14, 2023, 06:58:10 AM »

Quote from: The Scott on November 14, 2023, 06:57:17 AM

Are not all of Coleman's children girls?

All Foremans kids are called George regardless of gender