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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #700 on: January 18, 2024, 12:40:54 PM »
I was 206lbs that morning and holding water after cutting to 198lbs i could not keep any food down. I just added a gallon of water after the weight cut. Then I did 3 classes and you show a pic of me catching my breath lol

If you hadnt done that then you would have been 198 or less onstage, thats 13lb over 185

If you hadnt been taking any steroids you would have been around 175

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« Reply #701 on: January 18, 2024, 12:42:05 PM »
I can not make 185lbs. I have cut a ton of weight over the years I went from 145lbs to 121lbs in a week when I was at cadet nationals at 15 years old. I cannot do that now. I know my body. I cannot make 185lbs. I am way bigger than that.

Lets see how you do when you get cancer..

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« Reply #702 on: January 18, 2024, 12:42:08 PM »
If you hadnt done that then you would have been 198 or less onstage, thats 13lb over 185

If you hadnt been taking any steroids you would have been around 175

Just nonsense I was 170lbs when I started seriously lifting at 17 years old.

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« Reply #703 on: January 18, 2024, 12:44:56 PM »
I don't even know what a liverpool echo site is and I am not the one who goes around falsely accusing people of pedophilia that is you

Liar liar pants on fire

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688213.msg10148806#msg10148806

4 posts down Brian. You linked to the site. And you are accusing me of abusing boys (or rather Dave smith of doing it)

you lying c u n t
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« Reply #704 on: January 18, 2024, 12:46:22 PM »
Just nonsense I was 170lbs when I started seriously lifting at 17 years old.

You have never seriously lifted, you just wander around gyms doing 1 rep max efforts flailing all over the fucking place


You have never set goals and worked towards them with any sort of consistency , just look at your lifes failures, you have never been successful at anything
You would even place last in the worlds biggest loser contest because you are such a fucking loser.
Yep, 170lbs is your weight without steroids.

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« Reply #705 on: January 18, 2024, 12:48:51 PM »
Liar liar pants on fire

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688213.msg10148806#msg10148806

4 posts down Brian. You linked to the site. And you are accusing me of abusing boys (or rather Dave smith of doing it)

you lying c u n t

saved


It may have been the person sharing the account so Brian may not have posted it

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« Reply #706 on: January 18, 2024, 12:50:33 PM »
Liar liar pants on fire

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688213.msg10148806#msg10148806

4 posts down Brian. You linked to the site. And you are accusing me of abusing boys (or rather Dave smith of doing it)

you lying c u n t

That is a joke you dumb fuck obviously that is not your real name or you

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Re: Pencil Neck
« Reply #707 on: January 18, 2024, 12:51:24 PM »
I can not make 185lbs. I have cut a ton of weight over the years I went from 145lbs to 121lbs in a week when I was at cadet nationals at 15 years old. I cannot do that now. I know my body. I cannot make 185lbs. I am way bigger than that.

Yes you can, I guarantee it. Get off the shit, quit the isolated bodybuilding-type training, drop your calories to deficit and start specific conditioning

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« Reply #708 on: January 18, 2024, 12:52:00 PM »
You have never seriously lifted, you just wander around gyms doing 1 rep max efforts flailing all over the fucking place


You have never set goals and worked towards them with any sort of consistency , just look at your lifes failures, you have never been successful at anything
You would even place last in the worlds biggest loser contest because you are such a fucking loser.
Yep, 170lbs is your weight without steroids.

Dude you already admit you don't bench or squat. Now you again want to pretend you are big great post up a pic today or a lift and let's compare nah you just want to talk about how you beat 2 senior citizens and got a trophy.

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« Reply #709 on: January 18, 2024, 12:53:27 PM »
That is a joke you dumb fuck obviously that is not your real name or you

joke or not you do know what the Liverpool Echo site is dont you?
I don't even know what a liverpool echo site is and I am not the one who goes around falsely accusing people of pedophilia that is you

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« Reply #710 on: January 18, 2024, 12:53:37 PM »
Yes you can, I guarantee it. Get off the shit, quit the isolated bodybuilding-type training, drop your calories to deficit and start specific conditioning

I have Crohn's that means I do not properly digest nutrients. I can gorge myself and still have nutritional deficiencies and you want me to go on a starvation diet for months to get my body to drop actual tissue not just fluids are you serious? I will absolutely wind up in the hospital. I take test and I am still anemic for fuck sake. No fucking way

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« Reply #711 on: January 18, 2024, 12:54:01 PM »
When did I say I could beat a 25 year old professional mma fighter my size? I said I can whoop the old slob haters on this board and a 58 year old pot smoking Mike Tyson. I know you all don't believe that but that is my opinion. I never said anything about a Prime Tyson or a prime professional MMA fighter my size.

I didn't say fight, I said go in a rotation with a fighter that's getting ready for a fight. Sparring. Do you know about rotations?

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« Reply #712 on: January 18, 2024, 12:55:26 PM »
Brian has lost his bottle again.
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« Reply #713 on: January 18, 2024, 12:55:42 PM »
Dude you already admit you don't bench or squat. Now you again want to pretend you are big great post up a pic today or a lift and let's compare nah you just want to talk about how you beat 2 senior citizens and got a trophy.
I have been to the gym more in the last week than you have in the last two months

Whatever happened to your "I bet you didnt even train today" thread, yep, you dnt update it because you dont train

Thats why SC appealled to you, you just do a few 1RM every couple days

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« Reply #714 on: January 18, 2024, 12:55:54 PM »
I have Crohn's that means I do not properly digest nutrients. I can gorge myself and still have nutritional deficiencies and you want me to go on a starvation diet for months to get my body to drop actual tissue not just fluids are you serious? I will absolutely wind up in the hospital. I take test and I am still anemic for fuck sake. No fucking way

I've never seen you mention anything about having Crohn disease.

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« Reply #715 on: January 18, 2024, 12:56:24 PM »
I didn't say fight, I said go in a rotation with a fighter that's getting ready for a fight. Sparring. Do you know about rotations?

When did I say I could compete with a pro in their prime? Never not once. Now you put a bunch of 46 year old ex mma fighters in a rotation with me and I will hold my own. Give me the average slob getbigger and it's playtime for me.

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« Reply #716 on: January 18, 2024, 12:57:02 PM »
I didn't say fight, I said go in a rotation with a fighter that's getting ready for a fight. Sparring. Do you know about rotations?

apart from guys queuing up to butt fuck him at a gangbang, no, no he doesnt

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« Reply #717 on: January 18, 2024, 12:57:10 PM »
I've never seen you mention anything about having Crohn disease.

It comes and goes. Like his anemia. When he needs an anadrol refill his anemia kicks back in.

All his ailments are drug dependent

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« Reply #718 on: January 18, 2024, 12:57:42 PM »
When did I say I could compete with a pro in their prime? Never not once. Now you put a bunch of 46 year old ex mma fighters in a rotation with me and I will hold my own. Give me the average slob getbigger and it's playtime for me.

You said multiple times you would ragdoll a prime Mike Tyson because of your wrestling ability. Don’t make me dig up the post.

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« Reply #719 on: January 18, 2024, 01:01:08 PM »
I've never seen you mention anything about having Crohn disease.

Funny I have mentioned it many times why do you think I have digestive issues? Most of my so called ailments are actual effects of Crohns. It causes real problems I can not cut weight like I used to. Somedays I can not keep food down and I throw up bile or shit blood I get painful gas and bloating all these issues get worse when exposed to extreme conditions like starvation. They are probably going to remove part of my intestines someday and give me a godamn side bag to shit in I will probably get stomach cancer it fucking sucks. However I do the best I can regardless. But I am sure as fuck not going to try and cut 35lbs when I am already lean I do not have 35lbs of fat and water on me. You are talking about losing actual tissue. That is a painful starvation process and I am going to have all kinds of nutritional defecencies and yeah my fucking organs will stop working. I will be out in my yard in a pile of bile cramped up so bad I can't move.  Hell the fuck no

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« Reply #720 on: January 18, 2024, 01:01:21 PM »
When did I say I could compete with a pro in their prime? Never not once. Now you put a bunch of 46 year old ex mma fighters in a rotation with me and I will hold my own. Give me the average slob getbigger and it's playtime for me.

Brian, any luck finding the lost cat?

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« Reply #721 on: January 18, 2024, 01:01:54 PM »
You said multiple times you would ragdoll a prime Mike Tyson because of your wrestling ability. Don’t make me dig up the post.

I said current Mike Tyson as in the 58 year old version you just made up prime and kept repeating it.

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« Reply #722 on: January 18, 2024, 01:02:07 PM »
Funny I have mentioned it many times why do you think I have digestive issues? All of my so called ailments are actual effects of Crohns. It causes real problems I can not cut weight like I used to. Somedays I can not keep food down and I throw up bile or shit blood I get painful gas and bloating all these issues get worse when exposed to extreme conditions like starvation. They are probably going to remove part of my intestines someday and give me a godamn side bag to shit in I will probably get stomach cancer it fucking sucks. However I do the best I can regardless. But I am sure as fuck not going to try and cut 35lbs when I am already lean I do not have 35lbs of fat and water on me. You are talking about losing actual tissue. That is a painful starvation process and I am going to have all kinds of nutritional defecencies and yeah my fucking organs will stop working hell the fuck no

I’m sure the growth hormone you are taking will only help the cancer fucking idiot

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« Reply #723 on: January 18, 2024, 01:04:43 PM »
When did I say I could compete with a pro in their prime? Never not once. Now you put a bunch of 46 year old ex mma fighters in a rotation with me and I will hold my own cock. Give me the average slob getbigger and it's playtime for me.

Alexsandr Karelin is 56, you think you could take him?

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« Reply #724 on: January 18, 2024, 01:05:33 PM »
You have never seriously lifted, you just wander around gyms doing 1 rep max efforts flailing all over the fucking place


You have never set goals and worked towards them with any sort of consistency , just look at your lifes failures, you have never been successful at anything
You would even place last in the worlds biggest loser contest because you are such a fucking loser.
Yep, 170lbs is your weight without steroids.

You had a chance to particpate in the lifting challenge you decline you have lost your right to claim anyone doesn't lift