Bloodwork

[joswift]

You know how I know you don’t lift?

You post a video doing hammer curls, your first rep starts with your right arm and your last rep ends with your right arm.

No one who has been training for 30 years would do this. In fact anyone who has trained consistent for even one year would be so mindless.
LOL, YOU ARE A MORON!

well spotted

Its obvious from all his "have a go" 1 rep maxes, he looks like someones dad whos gone to pick his son up from the gym and sees people lifting and thinks "I could do that" and jumps under a weight

[BB]

I just threw up a gallon of black stuff I have never thrown up black before but it is from my stomach issues not 65lb dumbells lol

Perfectly reasonable.

(Go to the hospital if this is even remotely true.)

[Rambone]

Filling in for Never1ashow:

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87. Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"

Ballsy move trying to fill those shoes, brosef. If the Committee catches this, you’re in hot water, mister!

[Hulkotron]

That list is unofficial.

[Taffin]

Filling in for Never1ashow:

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87. Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"

Solid work - perhaps the addition of vomiting bile then fresh blood should go just before the new entry at 87?  They precede each other in health terms as well! 

Edit:  that's obviously an unofficial request, based on the alarm this appears to have caused

[Skeletor]

You know how I know you don’t lift?

You post a video doing hammer curls, your first rep starts with your right arm and your last rep ends with your right arm.

No one who has been training for 30 years would do this. In fact anyone who has trained consistent for even one year would be so mindless.
LOL, YOU ARE A MORON!

He'll have some excuse such as that he's trying to improve the symmetry of his atrophied nerve-damaged absolutely nothing with it right arm.

It's also that he's not that good with counting, as he has shown us before with his "15" reps.

[Rambone]

Solid work - perhaps the addition of vomiting bile then fresh blood should go just before the new entry at 87?  They precede each other in health terms as well! 

Edit:  that's obviously an unofficial request, based on the alarm this appears to have caused

Overstepping the Committee noted.

[GymnJuice]

Yeah that is what it was looked like a pot of coffee with the grinds still in it

Maybe give yourself some more time to recover and wait until next week before you try the 80 lbs dumbbells.

[joswift]

Maybe give yourself some more time to recover and wait until next week tomorrow before you try the 80 lbs dumbbells.

fixed

[BB]

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[Soul Crusher]

You know how I know you don’t lift?

You post a video doing hammer curls, your first rep starts with your right arm and your last rep ends with your right arm.

No one who has been training for 30 years would do this. In fact anyone who has trained consistent for even one year would not be so mindless.
LOL, YOU ARE A MORON!

ha ha ha ha! 

[Soul Crusher]

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I'm going to be spitting up blood laughing so hard!!!!


HA!!!!  Oh Sh#$%!!!!!!

[BigRo]

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lols

[joswift]

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the blood splash on the lens, great touch 

[Hulkotron]

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Haha I love the camera blemish

[Dave D]

Great detail picked up by Dave D.

well spotted

Its obvious from all his "have a go" 1 rep maxes, he looks like someones dad whos gone to pick his son up from the gym and sees people lifting and thinks "I could do that" and jumps under a weight

He'll have some excuse such as that he's trying to improve the symmetry of his atrophied nerve-damaged absolutely nothing with it right arm.

It's also that he's not that good with counting, as he has shown us before with his "15" reps.

You have to love Hankins, he continues to own himself on a consistent basis without trying. He’s such a clown and doesn’t even realize it.

[bhank]

Just heroin

After consuming heroin, you begin to feel nauseated. You rush to the toilet and vomit into the bowl. It makes you feel horrible, but you think it must be worth it compared to your high.

Now I am on Heroin lol this issues and every other legit issue on your guys list not related to injury is from Crohn's the disease you guys claim I don't have.

[Soul Crusher]

You have to love Hankins, he continues to own himself on a consistent basis without trying. He’s such a clown and doesn’t even realize it.

Em might have poisoned him to try to get the equity in the mansion and then she can use is as a summer retreat. 

[bhank]

You have to love Hankins, he continues to own himself on a consistent basis without trying. He’s such a clown and doesn’t even realize it.

Both my arms are great

[Soul Crusher]

Now I am on Heroin lol this issues and every other legit issue on your guys list not related to injury is from Crohn's the disease you guys claim I don't have.

For someone with Chrones - why do you keep putting that slop down your throat knowing it makes it worse!   For F sake damn it - get a clue and listen to people who know more than you do.   Stop eating like a hog at the trough if you want to be around for your wife and kid and dog.   

[LurkerNoMore]

I'm not scrolling through 40+ pages after my  last post on this thread.  But was the bloodwork posted yet?

[Soul Crusher]

Both my arms are great

Compared to who!   Big Ro?  Joswift?  DJ?  Richard Simmons?  Mr. Rogers? 

[Soul Crusher]

I'm not scrolling through 40+ pages after my  last post on this thread.  But was the bloodwork posted yet?

The blood and black bile was posted by Bhanks onto the floor , with pictures. 

[joswift]

For someone with Chrones - why do you keep putting that slop down your throat knowing it makes it worse!   For F sake damn it - get a clue and listen to people who know more than you do.   Stop eating like a hog at the trough if you want to be around for your wife and kid and dog.

Fucks sake we have almost killed him, dont spoil it now...

[wes]

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