Goals

[chaos]

I can absolutely define it go look at the photo I posted of me from this morning start with that as our working definition. Then look at the photo I posted of krank or yourself in the mirror lets start with that as out working definition of not in shape.

Your pictures show you as being lean from the drugs you use, that doesn't mean you're in shape. You're literally falling apart and a complete physical mess.
Worst tough guy ever.

[Krankenstein]

Thats absolutely me you can even see my thigh tattoo here is another. I look pretty athletic there to me but of course you can say that was then this is now to which I would reply I look more athletic now. I would postulate I look more athletic now because I am stronger and more explosive and faster now but of course you are entitled to your opinion. Meanwhile you absolutely look worse now than you did then but would argue you are in better shape now because you are a crossfit cultist.

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=690685.0;attach=1489505;image

Its you because you photoshopped a tattoo on the person in that stock photo?  Riiiiight.

You "look" more athletic??   HA HA HA....again....you were fucking out of breath squatting 225x11.  Worse is you're out of breath walking down the stairs to the basement.

Nice try with the word "postulate".....

Yes, I am in better shape.   I am not as lean.  Why is this such a hard concept for you to understand?

You're a strict curl cultist.   Whats your point?

Brian...you absolutely can't do the things I do.  Just know we all say you're lean....but thats where it ends.  Take your table scraps and go show some other message board how you're wider than a door frame.

[Krankenstein]

Just saying how dare anyone question my athleticism. And before anyone says that was then I still do 360s on my snowboard. I will surf again on vacation at a warm break. I kind of lost interest in kiting as I did it everyday year round for years. I still enjoy mountain biking.

Oh, but you dare question anyone being in shape who has competed years ago?   You never did any of that stuff as you stole peoples pictures...now you expect everyone to think thats you.

Its the majorities opinion that you are, and forever will be, full of shit.

[bhank]

Its you because you photoshopped a tattoo on the person in that stock photo?  Riiiiight.

You "look" more athletic??   HA HA HA....again....you were fucking out of breath squatting 225x11.  Worse is you're out of breath walking down the stairs to the basement.

Nice try with the word "postulate".....

Yes, I am in better shape.   I am not as lean.  Why is this such a hard concept for you to understand?

You're a strict curl cultist.   Whats your point?

Brian...you absolutely can't do the things I do.  Just know we all say you're lean....but thats where it ends.  Take your table scraps and go show some other message board how you're wider than a door frame.

If I am leaner then I would also postulate when relaxed your gut is bigger than mine and that you are the one with a pot belly not me. I am fucking diced today

[bhank]

Oh, but you dare question anyone being in shape who has competed years ago?   You never did any of that stuff as you stole peoples pictures...now you expect everyone to think thats you.

Its the majorities opinion that you are, and forever will be, full of shit.

I don't know man I must have a Hawaiian doppelganger that surfs kites and spearfishes because I could swear it looks just like me

[bhank]

I am clearing using angles to make the fish seem bigger or maybe I shopped a pec tear and  tattoos onto this guy even managed to put him on my boat felt like a big winner that day. Can you spearfish surf or kite? It's not all about overhead squats on a medicine ball

[chaos]

I am clearing using angles to make the fish seem bigger or maybe I shopped a pec tear and  tattoos onto this guy even managed to put him on my boat felt like a big winner that day. Can you spearfish surf or kite? It's not all about overhead squats on a medicine ball

It's not about what you did 20 years ago. It's about what you can do today, right now.

[bhank]

It's not about what you did 20 years ago. It's about what you can do today, right now.

I am in better shape now

[ThisisOverload]

I am in better shape now

You look 10x better in the Hawaii pics.

Tell us more stories of back then.

It's more interesting.

[Never1AShow]

Fuck now you guys are already complaining about not getting updates you can't take my word I am in shape and I have to post everyday to remind you. I agree to stop posting if you stop claiming I am not in shape and you just go right back to assuming no post means I am not in shape fucking nonsense.

4th post in a row, MELTDOWN!  Over 100 posts in 1 day = ULTRAMELTDOWN!

[Never1AShow]

He's high as fuck, posting old pics from his Hawaiian alkie days because he got whipped at 225x15 in squats and doesn't have the wind or strength to do even 225x10 now (nor will he ever).

This physique could step on stage tomorrow in Over 40 Classic?  Seriously fallen off the wagon, call your sponsor dude. 

[bhank]

He's high as fuck, posting old pics from his Hawaiian alkie days because he got whipped at 225x15 in squats and doesn't have the wind or strength to do even 225x10 now (nor will he ever).

This physique could step on stage tomorrow in Over 40 Classic?  Seriously fallen off the wagon, call your sponsor dude.

Absolutely also you have no idea what I can squat but I posted 225x15 like a year ago

[Never1AShow]

110th post of the day!!  A new record?  Must not be sleeping.

He posted 225x15 a year ago?    HAhahhahahahahhahahahahh ahhaha.  Fantastic!

[joswift]

Absolutely also you have no idea what I can squat but I posted 225x15 like a year ago

I thought it was 225 x 13, wasnt that the one where your MENSA level intelligence malfunctioned?

[delon]

Usually when bhanks goes on a posting super-rampage there is at least nominally some sort of external catalyst, such as an upcoming show, latest failed lift attempt, Clegg loss etc

This current episode does not appear to have any such obvious trigger aside from unemployment boredom and Dj-induced attention jealousy lol

More broadly, an increased cumulative dependence on getbig and the abuse & mockery he is regularly subjected to here is evident over the longer term. He clearly must enjoy the ridicule as some sort of flagellation:

Poster: bhank
* 2021: 19 posts per day (from April start)
* 2022: 20 posts per day
* 2023: 23 posts per day
* 2024: 30 posts per day (YTD)

Keep in mind also that he was cheating on getbig over at PM until Jan 5th with basically no posts in the early new year, so the 30 per day in 2024 is artificially deflated

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And this trend looks set to continue as it appears the much-speculated-on 2nd job interviewer has access to Google given

We have gone from this a couple of weeks ago:

They literally were here for a grand total of 6 weeks. I am not moving to a hovel

You guys are also boring.I may have to leave getbig all together. They actually want me to do a 2nd interview for a cool on-site job.

To this now:

In case you haven't figured out I am not going anywhere. Again another anonymous pussy talking shit online

[Krankenstein]

If I am leaner then I would also postulate when relaxed your gut is bigger than mine and that you are the one with a pot belly not me. I am fucking diced today

You presuppose incorrectly.  You have never knowingly taken a relaxed gut shot.  You've posted and we have re-posted them UNTOUCHED.  What amount of money do you want to wager that my relaxed gut is nothing compared your Mr. tortuga?

I don't know man I must have a Hawaiian doppelganger that surfs kites and spearfishes because I could swear it looks just like me

Oh look, Bubba Gump can post pictures of when he was on a boat, went fishing (couple of times), holding up someone's board, and staging a pic where he is hooked up to all of the gear.  Did you see cartoon animals and have to be taken out of that stuff?

I am clearing using angles to make the fish seem bigger or maybe I shopped a pec tear and  tattoos onto this guy even managed to put him on my boat felt like a big winner that day. Can you spearfish surf or kite? It's not all about overhead squats on a medicine ball

When did I do OHS on a medicine ball?  Whats your point?

[Krankenstein]

Absolutely also you have no idea what I can squat but I posted 225x15 like a year ago

You did 11....and were gassed.   Thats why I posted my video....NOT winded after.

[bhank]

You presuppose incorrectly. You have never knowingly taken a relaxed gut shot.  You've posted and we have re-posted them UNTOUCHED.  What amount of money do you want to wager that my relaxed gut is nothing compared your Mr. tortuga?

Oh look, Bubba Gump can post pictures of when he was on a boat, went fishing (couple of times), holding up someone's board, and staging a pic where he is hooked up to all of the gear.  Did you see cartoon animals and have to be taken out of that stuff?


When did I do OHS on a medicine ball?  Whats your point?

Bet measure your waist mine is smaller. You think 230lbs 2 years ago post meal is the same as 215lbs today in the morning empty lol you are an idiot. See my bloodwork notice inflammatory bowel disease that means I get bloated with gas after meals you dumb fuck. I am svelte every morning. You have fat on your midsection I am absolutely trimmer than you

           TESTS              RESULT     FLAG      UNITS  REFERENCE INTERVAL  LAB
Inflammatory Bowel Disease-IBD
 Saccharomyces cerevisiae, IgG
36.4 High Units    0.0-24.9 01
                                                    Negative         <20.0
                                                    Equivocal  20.1 - 24.9
                                                    Positive     >or= 25.0
Saccharomyces cerevisiae, IgA
47.6 High Units    0.0-24.9 01
                                                     Negative        <20.0
                                                     Equivocal 20.1 - 24.9
                                                     Positive    >or= 25.0
                    IgA and IgG antibody testing for S. cerevisiae is
                    useful adjunct testing for differentiating Crohn's
                    disease and ulcerative colitis. Close to 80% of
                    Crohn's disease patients are positive for either
                    IgA or IgG. In ulcerative colitis, less than 15% are
                    positive for IgG and less than 2% are positive for
                    IgA. Fewer than 5% are positive for either IgG or
                    IgA antibody, and no healthy controls had antibody
                    for both.
  Atypical pANCA                     <1:20 titer   Neg:<1:20 01
     The atypical pANCA pattern has been observed in a significant
     percentage of patients with ulcerative colitis, primary sclerosing
     cholangitis and autoimmune hepatitis.
                              ASCA+/PANCA- Suggestive of Crohn's disease
                              ASCA-/PANCA+ Suggestive of Ulcerative colitis
Bowel Disorders Cascade
  tTG/DGP Screen                  Negative   Negative 01
Saccharomyces cerevisiae, IgG
 31.4 High Units    0.0-24.9 01
                                                    Negative         <20.0
                                                    Equivocal  20.1 - 24.9
                                                    Positive     >or= 25.0
  Atypical pANCA                  Negative   Negative 01
 Note:
 1.00
1 Patient Report   
Patient: HANKINS, BRIAN
 
           TESTS              RESULT     FLAG      UNITS  REFERENCE INTERVAL  LAB
    Suggestive of Crohn's disease. Subsequent testing with the Crohn's
     Disease Prognostic Profile (162020) that includes antiglycan
     antibodies AMCA, ALCA, ACCA, and gASCA may aid in the differentiation
     of clinical forms of CD and prognosis of disease progression.

[bhank]

You did 11....and were gassed.   Thats why I posted my video....NOT winded after.

I posted another video later

[Krankenstein]

Bet measure your waist mine is smaller. You think 230lbs 2 years ago post meal is the same as 215lbs today in the morning empty lol you are an idiot. See my bloodwork notice inflammatory bowel disease that means I get bloated with gas after meals you dumb fuck. I am svelte every morning. You have fat on your midsection I am absolutely trimmer than you

Choo choo here comes the excuse train!!!

Ohhhh....so now its first thing, right in the morning...not during the day when your gut is bloated?  I can measure any time.  Funny how that works.

Here's the way this will go  :  I am smaller in the waist, you will cry and say you weight 50lbs more than me and refuse to admit defeat saying "I am bigger than you and in shape"

**Sigh**   Your routine is tired and worn out.  Predictable fucking muppet you are.

I posted another video later

No, you did not.

[bhank]

Choo choo here comes the excuse train!!!

Ohhhh....so now its first thing, right in the morning...not during the day when your gut is bloated?  I can measure any time.  Funny how that works.

Here's the way this will go  :  I am smaller in the waist, you will cry and say you weight 50lbs more than me and refuse to admit defeat saying "I am bigger than you and in shape"

**Sigh**   Your routine is tired and worn out.  Predictable fucking muppet you are.

No, you did not.

What excuse my stomach is smaller than yours go ahead and measure then. I posted another squat video later repping 14 reps but whatever. I will gladly post lots of squat videos this summer when I get my new cage will go for the 405. I will say though stomach felt better last night weight is already a couple pounds heavier this morning and appetite is back so hopefully I will be a fat slob soon. Now that I have 60 days to not have to continuously update progress and prove I am shredded maybe I can bulk up a bit.

[Taffin]

Usually when bhanks goes on a posting super-rampage there is at least nominally some sort of external catalyst, such as an upcoming show, latest failed lift attempt, Clegg loss etc

This current episode does not appear to have any such obvious trigger aside from unemployment boredom and Dj-induced attention jealousy lol

More broadly, an increased cumulative dependence on getbig and the abuse & mockery he is regularly subjected to here is evident over the longer term. He clearly must enjoy the ridicule as some sort of flagellation:

Poster: bhank
* 2021: 19 posts per day (from April start)
* 2022: 20 posts per day
* 2023: 23 posts per day
* 2024: 30 posts per day (YTD)

Keep in mind also that he was cheating on getbig over at PM until Jan 5th with basically no posts in the early new year, so the 30 per day in 2024 is artificially deflated

-----------------

And this trend looks set to continue as it appears the much-speculated-on 2nd job interviewer has access to Google given

We have gone from this a couple of weeks ago:
To this now:

 

[Krankenstein]

What excuse my stomach is smaller than yours go ahead and measure then. I posted another squat video later repping 14 reps but whatever. I will gladly post lots of squat videos this summer when I get my new cage will go for the 405. I will say though stomach felt better last night weight is already a couple pounds heavier this morning and appetite is back so hopefully I will be a fat slob soon. Now that I have 60 days to not have to continuously update progress and prove I am shredded maybe I can bulk up a bit.

Forgot about option #2 - You lose, you will whine and cry saying that your crohns is flaring up.  Or you're still full from the 3am chili cook-off you had.

Ohhhhh now its 14.  Not the 15 that I did.     Oh wait..now its SUMMER you will show people you can squat 225x15.   You sure you can do 15 this time?   I didn't need 3 tries to do it.  Also, I was full depth and not out of breath.

Yeah, you're "in shape"...only thing "in shape" is your ability to come up with excuses

[Never1AShow]

Usually when bhanks goes on a posting super-rampage there is at least nominally some sort of external catalyst, such as an upcoming show, latest failed lift attempt, Clegg loss etc

This current episode does not appear to have any such obvious trigger aside from unemployment boredom and Dj-induced attention jealousy lol

More broadly, an increased cumulative dependence on getbig and the abuse & mockery he is regularly subjected to here is evident over the longer term. He clearly must enjoy the ridicule as some sort of flagellation:

Poster: bhank
* 2021: 19 posts per day (from April start)
* 2022: 20 posts per day
* 2023: 23 posts per day
* 2024: 30 posts per day (YTD)

Keep in mind also that he was cheating on getbig over at PM until Jan 5th with basically no posts in the early new year, so the 30 per day in 2024 is artificially deflated

-----------------

And this trend looks set to continue as it appears the much-speculated-on 2nd job interviewer has access to Google given

We have gone from this a couple of weeks ago:
To this now:

Is the 110 posts in one day a record?  A record for him?  Did he finally get a record?  We need to know whether to congratulate him or not, right now, I'm assuming yes.

Also I 100% endorse the triggered now by an unknown cause theory.  Clearly something has set him off.

[Never1AShow]

Choo choo here comes the excuse train!!!

Ohhhh....so now its first thing, right in the morning...not during the day when your gut is bloated?  I can measure any time.  Funny how that works.

Here's the way this will go  :  I am smaller in the waist, you will cry and say you weight 50lbs more than me and refuse to admit defeat saying "I am bigger than you and in shape"

**Sigh**   Your routine is tired and worn out.  Predictable fucking muppet you are.

No, you did not.

That is an unbelievable lie.  Wow.  Post it right now if you have it.