list of physical traits females dig in a male

[Dorian Cutler]

I like to tell women that it was a mistake to let them out of the kitchen

[Humble Narcissist]

I like to tell women that it was a mistake to let them out of the kitchen

Do they lose their shit?

[dj181]

times have changed a lot in just the last 10 years or so, the young people now mostly meet on dating apps or social media so it has never been more important for guys to look good

lets say you average looks and have a good job and a lot of confidence, that could easily get you dates in the past

but now these young girls have countless taller and handsome guys in their instagram messages trying to date them, and on top of that these girls tend to have their own jobs too these days, so suddenly your average looks and good job don't look so appealing to them

women are spoiled for choice because of the internet, and women have always been picky to begin with, so the result is a bunch of sexless young men

E

 

online dating is like..

trying to find water in the desert for men

and...

supermarmket shopping for females

[dj181]

I guarantee you that any woman worth having thinks you are a douchebag. I have zero doubt that you can get women - most any retard can. But you come across here as so dooshy that I’m embarrassed for you. Who the fck cares what Tate says?? You seem to lack  confidence and constantly seek advice from others.

And dude - telling the board that someone gave you a compliment - it’s fckn odd man. Does your mommy tell you that you are the best thing ever?? I know she still supports you in middle age l- which you HAVE to know that any decent woman would laugh her ass off at.

I’m being a dick - but I don’t know you and maybe in real life you don’t say the things you do here. I genuinely hope that you don’t. I mean that too. I am harsh because I hope to shake that shit off of you. There are some things you say that lead me to think you have more self awareness than you come across as lacking. So - you can fire back some nonsense that I may or may not see, but could t give less of a fck about. Or post some “muppet nose” pic to show your …. Handsomeness?.  Hopefully you won’t and will take this as constructive criticism.

my mom thinks i'm a jerk

and yep i "lost" one girl after she found out mom supports me

you know that bipolar is a disability right?

if i was in the joo sa i could get disablitlty cash from the govt due to having this disability, my psycholobogist told me this fact

[Van_Bilderass]

Bodybuilding related. This Victor Black dude is such a cringe guy, anyone saying this about himself is tonedeaf and usually full of shit. This guy xlaims he has bedded hundreds of women... then you find out he lives in Thailand.

Mega cringe, at least to me:

[The Scott]

Money. For the greater part that is all they are about so long as you spend it on them.

[dj181]

Bodybuilding related. This Victor Black dude is such a cringe guy, anyone saying this about himself is tonedeaf and usually full of shit. This guy xlaims he has bedded hundreds of women... then you find out he lives in Thailand.

Mega cringe, at least to me:

He may be a bigger douche than I and that's saying something

[Humble Narcissist]

Money. For the greater part that is all they are about so long as you spend it on them.

A man can tell his true SMV by how successful he was with women in hs/college. From age 16-25 girls/women choose you on your sexual attractiveness and you have no money or resources for them to get.

A man who got no action from women in those years but pinched pennies for years, became rich and now can get women is deluding himself. Those women today only want him for what resources he can offer them.

[dj181]

A man can tell his true SMV by how successful he was with women in hs/college. From age 16-25 girls/women choose you on your sexual attractiveness and you have no money or resources for them to get.

A man who got no action from women in those years but pinched pennies for years, became rich and now can get women is deluding himself. Those women today only want him for what resources he can offer them.

but most men are certian it's $$$ that get you girls

my uncle pointed at my physquie and shook his head no and then pulled out his wallet and shook his head yes

[joswift]

but most men are certian it's $$$ that get you girls

my uncle pointed at my physquie and shook his head no and then pulled out his wallet and shook his head yes

I thought your mum financed your uncle
he was also showing you his wallet was wider than your back

[dj181]

just as i thought my "freind" bailed out about going out tonight it's his son's birthday

hit up 2 other "freinds" and they're ghosting me FUCK

so fuck it i'll just go solo

Oh yeah, you invent the future that you want to face

SO FUCKING TRUE!!!!

MY GOD THIS SONG IS JUST MAGICAL I SOMETIMES LISTEN TO IT 5-6 TIMES IN A ROW

SUCH A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL SONG

Now you were there last night
And oh were you afraid
Of things we'd come upon
While playing future games
But baby it's alright and so have faith

i hate playing these goddamn games but they are a fucking requirement

you invent the future that you want to face

[joswift]

just as i thought my "freind" bailed out about going out tonight it's his son's birthday

hit up 2 other "freinds" and they're ghosting me FUCK

so fuck it i'll just go solo

Oh yeah, you invent the future that you want to face

SO FUCKING TRUE!!!!

MY GOD THIS SONG IS JUST MAGICAL I SOMETIMES LISTEN TO IT 5-6 TIMES IN A ROW

SUCH A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL SONG

Now you were there last night
And oh were you afraid
Of things we'd come upon
While playing future games
But baby it's alright and so have faith

i hate playing these goddamn games but they are a fucking requirement

you invent the future that you want to face

I beleive that you are an English teacher as much as I believe Hankins isnt a career criminal

[Grape Ape]

Do they lose their shit?

He doesn't actually have conversations with women.

[dj181]

I beleive that you are an English teacher as much as I believe Hankins isnt a career criminal

i earned an esl teaching cert online

none of the places that hired me gave a shit bout this cert they just wanted a clear american accent which i have being born and raised in the midwest

top it off wirth the fact that i have a very nice and pleasant voice and 2 females wh really liked me in the past would have me sing future games and other "love songs" to them FACT

my mom saw one of these females photos and said to me.. "please don't hurt her"

this girl was a chubby one and my mom knows me very well

here's another i would sing for them and they really liked it

this is one of my favs btw

[dj181]

heres another i would sing for them

great fucking lyrics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

opps! wrong borsia song

this is the one

course it was all bullshit and i didn't really mean it

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[Grape Ape]

this is one of my favs btw

I wonder if the ass hammock from the swing club feels the same way.

[dj181]

I bet the ass hammock from the swing club disagrees.

 

i really wanna have a deep love but.... I AM SCARED SHITLESS OF IT

here's the tune wish to fuck it could be me but i'm a real pussy in the emotional female realm

but this tune... DAMN!!!!

just beautiful

As my head was coming round
I gazed into your eyes
And thought, ooh
I want you

Thanks again for being my friend
And straightening out my life
'Cause, ooh
I need you

but i'd have to say "leave me alone sweet beauty i'm scared"

[joswift]

i earned an esl teaching cert online

none of the places that hired me gave a shit bout this cert they just wanted a clear american accent which i have being born and raised in the midwest

top it off wirth the fact that i have a very nice and pleasant voice and 2 females wh really liked me in the past would have me sing future games and other "love songs" to them FACT

my mom saw one of these females photos and said to me.. "please don't hurt her"

this girl was a chubby one and my mom knows me very well

here's another i would sing for them and they really liked it

this is one of my favs btw

you would struggle filling in a job application form you dumb kunt

Your spelling is atrocious , how the fuck could you mark books properly if you cant spell?

[dj181]

you would struggle filling in a job application form you dumb kunt

Your spelling is atrocious , how the fuck could you mark books properly if you cant spell?

[bigbychoices]

                         Hey guys this dj guy ( or is it bj's) just comes on here to get people to argue with him. He makes up so much stuff just to get people to say shit. This guy claims babes love him men love him ( probably true)  that he is a boxer and everyone compliments him on his hand speed ( or are they talking about how fast he jerks them off? )  and then he claims to be a musician and then claims women love for him to sing to them LMAO. Oh and then he talks about disability and says he is an English teacher but only got his degree online and they didn't even check it or anything just because he speaks English. So why is he an adult male living overseas if he was born and raised in the USA ?  He is living with his mommy right?
                      And he said his mommy finances his uncle and others. Right? So he moves there instead of staying here ( USA ) and getting a job. This clown is just a bored idiot living in his moms basement who posts on here all day long about crap he has no clue about. Dude, eat a fucking meal. Stay off the meth or crack or whatever. Pick up a barbell or a dumbbell once in a while and stop with the bullshit " see how great I am"  crap! In short GET A FUCKING LIFE!
     

[dj181]

My god shitstain can you try and put more untrue words in my mouth

Never said I'm a musician or a ladies man you stupid piece of fucking shit

Fuck off with making claims about me I never made dipshit

Christ you're fucking dumb

[joswift]

                         Hey guys this dj guy ( or is it bj's) just comes on here to get people to argue with him. He makes up so much stuff just to get people to say shit. This guy claims babes love him men love him ( probably true)  that he is a boxer and everyone compliments him on his hand speed ( or are they talking about how fast he jerks them off? )  and then he claims to be a musician and then claims women love for him to sing to them LMAO. Oh and then he talks about disability and says he is an English teacher but only got his degree online and they didn't even check it or anything just because he speaks English. So why is he an adult male living overseas if he was born and raised in the USA ?  He is living with his mommy right?
                      And he said his mommy finances his uncle and others. Right? So he moves there instead of staying here ( USA ) and getting a job. This clown is just a bored idiot living in his moms basement who posts on here all day long about crap he has no clue about. Dude, eat a fucking meal. Stay off the meth or crack or whatever. Pick up a barbell or a dumbbell once in a while and stop with the bullshit " see how great I am"  crap! In short GET A FUCKING LIFE!
     

he looks like he lives in a basement, hes white as a fucking ghost

The sunglasses in the gym demostrates hes a fucking weirdo, I cant remember ever seeing anyone train in sunglasses in 40 years of going to gyms

No one would approach and talk to someone like that

[dj181]

he looks like he lives in a basement, hes white as a fucking ghost

The sunglasses in the gym demostrates hes a fucking weirdo, I cant remember ever seeing anyone train in sunglasses in 40 years of going to gyms

No one would approach and talk to someone like that

Again spewing more untrue shit about me

Fuck off with that shit

You're the fucking weirdo with your obsession with me

Here I will spell it out for you dummy

I wore the shades as a prop to act like a WWF heel dummy I've never work shades in a gym in my Fucking life just did it for a fun effect and you fucking idiots think I'd do that in real life 😂😂😂

[joswift]

Again spewing more untrue shit about me

Fuck off with that shit

You're the fucking weirdo with your obsession with me

Here I will spell it out for you dummy

I wore the shades as a prop to act like a WWF heel dummy I've never work shades in a gym in my Fucking life just did it for a fun effect and you fucking idiots think I'd do that in real life 😂😂😂

you did do it in real life,, you filmed it in a crowded gym, did you tell everyone you were making a video for getbig?

[dj181]

you did do it in real life,, you filmed it in a crowded gym, did you tell everyone you were making a video for getbig?

So I need to ask everyone in the gym if I can make a theatric video?

Get the fuck outta here with that shit