where Brian met Em

[bhank]

yes, that was when you had the probabtion officer after the two weapons convictions

I do not have a weapons conviction again you have bad info

[Soul Crusher]

I do not have a weapons conviction again you have bad info

So why did you need her legal help specifically? 

[webstar]

Imagine going to a semi formal event and throwing on a khaki colored crumpled jacket and an American t shirt on from the state fair.

Agoraphobia must have been in remission

So Emily worked on a case for Brian and she is a drug court lawyer or some sort of liaison in the drug court.

Another layer of the onion.

So guessing Brian was in some sort of drug rehab or court ordered drug counselling after the mdma police report incident is my guess.

[Krankenstein]

Yeah she did work for me as a lawyer then my other lawyer introduced me to her socially at which point we realized she had already worked for me previously. You writing a book? I am not going to say more about my wife other than she is the best.

Tell us you have used a lot of lawyers in your life without telling us you've used a lot of lawyers in your life.

[Krankenstein]

No gut either, just the undershirt bunching up:

IT WAS COLD IN THER DAMNIT!!  He had to wear three shirts...HATER

[bhank]

Imagine going to a semi formal event and throwing on a khaki colored crumpled jacket and an American t shirt on from the state fair.

Agoraphobia must have been in remission

So Emily worked on a case for Brian and she is a drug court lawyer or some sort of liaison in the drug court.

Another layer of the onion.

So guessing Brian was in some sort of drug rehab or court ordered drug counselling after the mdma police report incident is my guess.

Again no idea where you keep getting your fantasy from. I did a u-turn with a trailer and caused landscaping damage to an empty lot. She facilitated paying the landscaper so the charge was dismissed. This was before she ran the drug court. There has never been any kind of mdma police report you guys are just making up lies as always. I don't like that nasty shit you guys can keep your weird drugs alcohol and cigarettes I am not into it.

[joswift]

I do not have a weapons conviction again you have bad info

no, you had 2

[bhank]

IT WAS COLD IN THER DAMNIT!!  He had to wear three shirts...HATER

No idea what you are talking about but your fantasy of me being fat is really weird

[joswift]

No idea what you are talking about but your fantasy of me being fat is really weird

no one ever said you were fat, bloated GH belly is what you have

[Krankenstein]

No idea what you are talking about but your fantasy of me being fat is really weird

Happy birthday brian!


In the land of gastronomic woes,
Where troubles brew and tumult flows,
There lies a tale of gut's lament,
A saga of Brian's discontent.

Within him churns a bubbling sea,
A tempest brewed, wild and free,
His stomach roils, a stormy scene,
With gurgles fierce, and woes unseen.

Brian's bubble gut, a legend told,
In whispered tones, both young and old,
For when he dines on rich cuisine,
His belly protests, a raucous scene.

With each indulgence, the bubble swells,
A symphony of gastric bells,
A chorus loud, a rumbling choir,
Echoing forth, a belly's ire.

Yet Brian braves the culinary fray,
Though warned of troubles on his way,
For in each bite, a taste of bliss,
Despite the bubble gut's fierce kiss.

So let us heed this cautionary rhyme,
Of Brian's gut, a tale in time,
For in the realm of dining's art,
Sometimes the gut will play its part.

[joswift]

Happy birthday brian!


In the land of gastronomic woes,
Where troubles brew and tumult flows,
There lies a tale of gut's lament,
A saga of Brian's discontent.

Within him churns a bubbling sea,
A tempest brewed, wild and free,
His stomach roils, a stormy scene,
With gurgles fierce, and woes unseen.

Brian's bubble gut, a legend told,
In whispered tones, both young and old,
For when he dines on rich cuisine,
His belly protests, a raucous scene.

With each indulgence, the bubble swells,
A symphony of gastric bells,
A chorus loud, a rumbling choir,
Echoing forth, a belly's ire.

Yet Brian braves the culinary fray,
Though warned of troubles on his way,
For in each bite, a taste of bliss,
Despite the bubble gut's fierce kiss.

So let us heed this cautionary rhyme,
Of Brian's gut, a tale in time,
For in the realm of dining's art,
Sometimes the gut will play its part.

Instant classic 

[tatoo]

no one ever said you were fat, bloated GH belly is what you have

 retard doesnt know the difference ...either too stupid or deep in denial... or both.

[Soul Crusher]

Absolutely not bald. Notice Vince Goodrum ogling bhank, possibly gave him a big serving of kielbasa.



No gut either, just the undershirt bunching up:

What a crew there. 

[Rambone]

Absolutely not bald. Notice Vince Goodrum ogling bhank, possibly gave him a big serving of kielbasa.



No gut either, just the undershirt bunching up:

Lmao!

What a cast of characters

“It’s ma’am!”

[Never1AShow]

Is the guy in the hat ogling Em the creepy old preacher from Poltergeist II?

[Rambone]

Is the guy in the hat ogling Em the creepy old preacher from Poltergeist II?

Hahaha!!

[tatoo]

Is the guy in the hat ogling Em the creepy old preacher from Poltergeist II?

hank is in his holy temple.... i mean his basement... fuckin loser

[Soul Crusher]

Is the guy in the hat ogling Em the creepy old preacher from Poltergeist II?

[BB]

Is the guy in the hat ogling Em the creepy old preacher from Poltergeist II?

It's an all around odd photo, that makes Hankins look normal.

Amish Undertaker, that can't remove his hat in polite company.

African Cell Phone Guy -

.

A pink haired girl.

The girl in the thigh highs might not be a girl.

Big BHank

A couple of off duty parole officers.

And a lone mexican fellow.

[Soul Crusher]

It's an all around odd photo, that makes Hankins look normal.

Amish Undertaker, that can't remove his hat in polite company.

African Cell Phone Guy -

.

A pink haired girl.

The girl in the thigh highs might not be a girl.

Big BHank

A couple of off duty parole officers.

And a lone mexican fellow.

 

[Soul Crusher]

It's an all around odd photo, that makes Hankins look normal.

Amish Undertaker, that can't remove his hat in polite company.

African Cell Phone Guy -

.

A pink haired girl.

The girl in the thigh highs might not be a girl.

Big BHank

A couple of off duty parole officers.

And a lone mexican fellow.

I thought the same thing - no way that is a woman!   Maybe Hanky got some sausage from her.   

[tatoo]

so hankins is getting up in order to be recognized with all the other losers who were in the drug addict program?

[Soul Crusher]

so hankins is getting up in order to be recognized with all the other losers who were in the drug addict program?

Another day of Bhank getting rag dolled by GB and reality. 

[joswift]

I do not have a weapons conviction again you have bad info

guilty on both counts
notice Brians normal walk around weight in 1998. 185lbs

[wes]

Happy birthday brian!


In the land of gastronomic woes,
Where troubles brew and tumult flows,
There lies a tale of gut's lament,
A saga of Brian's discontent.

Within him churns a bubbling sea,
A tempest brewed, wild and free,
His stomach roils, a stormy scene,
With gurgles fierce, and woes unseen.

Brian's bubble gut, a legend told,
In whispered tones, both young and old,
For when he dines on rich cuisine,
His belly protests, a raucous scene.

With each indulgence, the bubble swells,
A symphony of gastric bells,
A chorus loud, a rumbling choir,
Echoing forth, a belly's ire.

Yet Brian braves the culinary fray,
Though warned of troubles on his way,
For in each bite, a taste of bliss,
Despite the bubble gut's fierce kiss.

So let us heed this cautionary rhyme,
Of Brian's gut, a tale in time,
For in the realm of dining's art,
Sometimes the gut will play its part.

Awesome work......somebody add it to the quotes thread please.