coming soon to a stinking dungeon near you
the kittyhawk pro-am world lad and dad bench press tournament
One category
The 46 year old and 5 year old retard division. Bench press competition.
Rules
All Bench press for the 5 year old must be done badly wit h an ez bar
all competitors are to subjected to 5 minutes abuse
you must negotiate the killer dog to the dungeon
refrehsments- Gatorade and nice French toast to both winners