Our initial review of the evidence presented to us indicates that certain individuals and/or groups have committed acts that appear to violate the law in targeting DOGE employees" said Edward R. Martin Jr., U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia "We are in contact with FBI and other law-enforcement partners to proceed rapidly. We also have our prosecutors preparing."
Elmo Titler has no fear of breaking the law. The law is for us little people, not rich people and certainly not the richest man in the world. It's rules for thee and not for me.
I cannot overstate this enough, the most foundational principle that permits civilization to exist is the rule of law. When the rule of law no longer applies to rich people, the rich will sin as much as they can and this impotent moron Mr. Martin will not do anything to Elmo Titler.
When Titler fired everyone at Twitter he realized whoops, I might need some of those people so he hired them back. This is exactly what he did with USAID. Elmo does not comprehend what USAID is because it requires empathy and too many people want to dismiss his monstrous behavior by saying he's on the spectrum.
No, he is a psychopath. Elmo cannot and will not ever feel empathy. He can feel humiliation and does occasionally when he wakes up from a Ketamine nap.
If you ever need to identify someone as an absolute moron then all you have to do is ask them if government should be run like a business? All morons will say yes which means all Republicans.
The problem with Elmo Titler and the rest of the Republican Party is that they are a combination of arrogant and ignorant. An arrogant person cannot learn. Elmo has the audacity to say he knows more about industrial production than any human alive. He knows as much about industrial production as he does Abstract Algebra which is absolutely nothing.
The other day Elmo Hitler lied about being one of the top players of a video game that he would have to spend 16 hours a day playing to achieve the level he claimed he achieved. Elmo did not understand the game. He did not know how to play it and he thought because he was on level 95 and that he was using a level 45 weapon that the people he paid to play for him were slacking off.
Well he got called out for it and he terminated a guy named Asmongold who is a YouTube gamer who is an uneducated buffoon because he had the audacity to confirm that Elmo could not have worked or played all those hours. After a week of maintaining this lie, Elmo finally confessed that he paid other people to 'grind out the game' so it looked like he was one of the highest ranked players.
Everything with him is an illusion. His 'genius' is an illusion and Nikola Tesla would come up with a death ray to remove him from existence because Elmo is an affront to everything Tesla stood for and Elmo doesn't even know that and because the west has been horse whipped into thinking wealth is the same as intelligence, they continue to believe this complete moron is someone they should look up to.
Elmo got the exact degree Trump got at the same college and they both clearly paid others to do the work.
One thing good that has happened since Sunday is that someone finally sat that orange dipshit down and explained to him in no uncertain terms that a tariff is a tax on Americans and if he imposes a tax on Mexico and Canada that inflation would go through the rood which any moron with a community college degree in economics could have told him if he had ever bothered to learn from anyone else but The Orange Shitdemon like Elmo is also just as arrogant and you cannot teach an arrogant man anything until they are humiliated.
When the markets opened this morning they were a thousand points lower and the orange Shitdemon immediately began to backtrack and said he would suspend the tariffs for 30 days to stop the market from tanking. The market did recover some but this is the problem with having a moron as the president.
Yesterday the moron in chief hosted Rupert Murdock at the White House and was asked about why the Wall Street Journal said tariffs were time bombs Trump quickly changed the subject because Republicans absolutely hate tariffs more than they hate taxes. I guess Murdoch was there to tell him that you don't impose tariffs on your allies you moron and Rupert has dementia and still knows this much and being 17 years older than the shitdemon proves that his form of dementia is far more advanced than we previously believed.
There will not be a single day of peace and tranquility while this shitdemon is in our lives and it is every Republican's fault that we have to endure this national embarrassment.
If you are one of the millions of morons who own stock in Elmo's companies, you are not just a shit human being but you are participating in your own subjugation and you think by owning or making a few bucks on Elmos stock will keep you solvent then you are a damn fool and deserve to lose everything when his stock finally goes in the toilet.
Nobody has still not told the Shitdemon that Hamas is the second largest province in Nigeria which also has one of the largest communities of HIV infections so the money the moron was talking about going to Hamas for condoms was going to Nigeria to prevent HIV transmission and since Elmo turned off funds for the NGO he calls evil as in USAID, he has forgotten that millions of people in Africa will not be able to get their HIV medication which means people will not be able to work in the cobalt mines for his electric cars because Elmo is a moron as well.
Of course the people who do know this like Stephen Miller do not want the orange shitdemon to know about Hamas in Nigeria because they want Africans to die of HIV. Elmo might wake up just in time for HIV patients to get their medication so they can keep working in the mines for the cobalt he needs but most of them are children slaves anyway and Republicans are anything but enigmatic about their feelings on slavery which is why they are willing to let the housing crisis in Florida to blossom and all the citrus fruits rot on the trees because there's no immigrant visas to give people who wanted to work here because Republicans absolutely will not ever do anything to change immigration in any way that will benefit an immigrant unless it's something for Melania and her family and her anchor baby.
So steel yourself if you can because it's going to be a terrible four years and we all know from Kissinger and Billy Graham and Pat Robertson that the Grim Reaper is a gigantic coward who is especially afraid of those bastards and will never ever never take Trump as a mercy to humanity.
And good luck Ed trying to do anything to Elmo you pusillanimous ape. You're not going to do anything you yellow-bellied coward.
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