Dear Diaria,
Now that I have been cured of Chronus no ducking thing can stop me. The haters said it couldn’t be done but now I am almost a lawyer. Before you know it they will see me in my fancy suits and get mad. Once my pec heals and I get stem cells for my head they will be even madder. It’s like these guys on Getbig are totally stupid saying I lie but I know they are just jealous because I won The Cup. They don’t even know English and can’t understand simple things I tell them a million times. Im getting tired of explaining this,im out.
Bhanky "To-Do List" for 2025:
1) Send enrollment acknowledgement to Acme Law School.
2) Pay enrollment fee.
3) Pay 1st semester tuition.
4) Find babysitter for Spencer.
5) Drive to 1st day of classes.
6) Avoid arguing with and threatening law professors.
7) Pass classes.