Thought Hanky never drank???
I present a virtual hank, courtesy of claude with a tiny bit of tweaking. I did not work very hard on this.
adjusts posture, attempting to look intimidating despite clearly being unsteadyListen, I wasn't drinking. End of story. This whole "arrest" thing? Complete fiction. Made up by people who are threatened by me.
flexes arm while reaching for water
You know what this really comes down to? These people have never stepped foot in a gym. Not once. They look at someone like me, someone who puts in the work, who understands progressive overload, who respects the iron, and they get intimidated.
lowers voice, leaning inWhat these officers don't want to tell you is that I compete. Not just bodybuilding, though I've placed in one show. I'm also 0-3 in the cage. Reverse undefeated. Mixed martial arts isn't just a sport for me—it's a lifestyle.
makes subtle fist with trembling handThat officer claiming he "arrested" me? He should watch his mouth. I'm not saying I'd do anything... but let's just say people who cross me tend to regret it. I've ended guys twice his size in the first round in my mind. That's not a threat—that's just facts.
sits back, sniffing loudly
So no, I wasn't drinking. No, I wasn't arrested. And anybody saying different better be ready to back that up. Because I will not hesitate to handle business if pushed
