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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2225 on: September 07, 2024, 09:25:41 AM »
This is 100% correct. But in theory, in order to keep his license in good standing he is supposed to report every arrest and charge even if they are dismissed (in addition to a bunch of financial information).

My main point is his record won’t keep him from being accepted into a school and it likely won’t stop him from becoming a lawyer.

being honest, would you post openly on internet your details & pose in your wife´s swimwear on internet if you wanted a serious career in Law?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2226 on: September 07, 2024, 09:30:47 AM »
being honest, would you post openly on internet your details & pose in your wife´s swimwear on internet if you wanted a serious career in Law?

bhanky's degree is a BS PhD in cuckoldry.  Bull Shit Piled high 'n' Deeeeeeep.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2227 on: September 07, 2024, 09:32:48 AM »
bhanky's degree is a BS PhD in cuckoldry.  Bull Shit Piled high 'n' Deeeeeeep.
I just find him funny. not to be taken seriously.  :D

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2228 on: September 07, 2024, 09:35:44 AM »
there is only one internet tough guy on getbig Brian

we all know who that is.

Actually I think bj181 quit Getbig.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2229 on: September 07, 2024, 09:36:54 AM »
I just find him funny. not to be taken seriously.  :D

I understand that often he is attempting to be funny.  He is sophomoronic in his humor and I hope he is dry ass fucked by midgie mooslimes.

Hopefully he has ruined any chance of real advancement by posting his rancid life all over the interwebs in a vainwhorious attempt at feeding his feeble ego.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2230 on: September 07, 2024, 10:05:31 AM »
being honest, would you post openly on internet your details & pose in your wife´s swimwear on internet if you wanted a serious career in Law?


Does Hankins strike you as some who has self awareness?

Would a sane person think it was wise to post that his use of drugs when his wife is the local drug rehabilitation coordinator and has all the judges in her pocket?

Reality is not a concern with Hankins.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2231 on: September 07, 2024, 10:07:32 AM »
Exactly this, just like he was got anadrol therapy for his sickness.

Emily, the upstanding citizen and lawyer is standing silent  letting him do this. She’s not any kind of lawyer. She works in the court as administrative officer filing paperwork nothing more.

No way possible he would still be posting if she was a lawyer unless she wants to produce the forum as grounds for divorce

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2232 on: September 07, 2024, 10:21:13 AM »
This is 100% correct. But in theory, in order to keep his license in good standing he is supposed to report every arrest and charge even if they are dismissed (in addition to a bunch of financial information).

My main point is his record won’t keep him from being accepted into a school and it likely won’t stop him from becoming a lawyer.
Yeah but his having to guess on 9 of the test questions will prevent him unless he got extremely lucky.

He`ll fold his hand anyway with all the schooling Soul Crusher said it takes.....he won`t follow through cuz he`s a weak willed bitch.

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« Reply #2233 on: September 07, 2024, 10:33:03 AM »
Yeah but his having to guess on 9 of the test questions will prevent him unless he got extremely lucky.

He`ll fold his hand anyway with all the schooling Soul Crusher said it takes.....he won`t follow through cuz he`s a weak willed bitch.

Wes I’m sorry to say this but Hankins is going to be a lawyer, and you’re going to have to accept this. In fact he’s not going to be just any lawyer but he will be YOUR lawyer when you’re sued for a shipping error the the USPS refuses to honor even though you purchased the proper insurance (which Hankins will tell you was a complete waste of money). And he will win the case.

At this point it’s the only story arc that makes sense.


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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2234 on: September 07, 2024, 10:42:06 AM »
Wes I’m sorry to say this but Hankins is going to be a lawyer, and you’re going to have to accept this. In fact he’s not going to be just any lawyer but he will be YOUR lawyer when you’re sued for a shipping error the the USPS refuses to honor even though you purchased the proper insurance (which Hankins will tell you was a complete waste of money). And he will win the case.

At this point it’s the only story arc that makes sense.

Lmao!!

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2235 on: September 07, 2024, 02:09:08 PM »
Wes I’m sorry to say this but Hankins is going to be a lawyer, and you’re going to have to accept this. In fact he’s not going to be just any lawyer but he will be YOUR lawyer when you’re sued for a shipping error the the USPS refuses to honor even though you purchased the proper insurance (which Hankins will tell you was a complete waste of money). And he will win the case.

At this point it’s the only story arc that makes sense.


LOL  ;D

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2236 on: September 07, 2024, 02:10:12 PM »
so did anyone show up in the parking lot for a scrap?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2237 on: September 07, 2024, 02:13:08 PM »
so did anyone show up in the parking lot for a scrap?


Probably the cops 1st closely followed by the Snitch Bianca just to make sure there was no Big Bad Josh
There saying unspeakable things about his whore wife & spasmo kid.


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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2238 on: September 07, 2024, 02:51:43 PM »
This is 100% correct. But in theory, in order to keep his license in good standing he is supposed to report every arrest and charge even if they are dismissed (in addition to a bunch of financial information).

My main point is his record won’t keep him from being accepted into a school and it likely won’t stop him from becoming a lawyer.


I know a guy who killed a girl on a bike and fled the scene. Spent three years in jail and is a lawyer now.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2239 on: September 07, 2024, 03:25:04 PM »

I know a guy who killed a girl on a bike and fled the scene. Spent three years in jail and is a lawyer now.

Was it a Mexican jail?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2240 on: September 07, 2024, 04:25:14 PM »
I don't think it'll keep him out of law school.  Like with the pec repair doctor, there are always places willing to take you money.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2241 on: September 07, 2024, 05:07:00 PM »
I don't think Bhanky will be successful as a lawyer since his knees will not allow him to catch ambulances.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2242 on: September 07, 2024, 05:30:58 PM »
I don't think Bhanky will be successful as a lawyer since his knees will not allow him to catch ambulances.

He’s not likeable enough to make it in any sales/client facing career - too narcissistic. Narcissism is acceptable if one has self awareness and can self deprecate to relay the balance in the customer or client. Being good looking and tall and broad are bonuses but unfortunately they are departments our F(r)iend is found to be lacking in

Nobody Is perfect but Hankins is close

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2243 on: September 07, 2024, 06:07:27 PM »
so did anyone show up in the parking lot for a scrap?

We don't even know if anyone showed up for the house closing in Raleigh, much less the fight after.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2244 on: September 08, 2024, 02:20:50 AM »
Was it a Mexican jail?
Did he beat up three inmates and scare any serial killers?   :D

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2245 on: September 08, 2024, 04:06:56 AM »
We don't even know if anyone showed up for the house closing in Raleigh, much less the fight after.

We closed Friday. Notice the 9 foot beveled glass door, brick and iron work; slap and stone siding, with some nice landscaping in the front. Builder even pre-flagged pool spot in backyard we are real happy. I have the fence, epoxy and cable guy meeting me at the house on Monday.

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« Reply #2246 on: September 08, 2024, 04:17:15 AM »
We closed Friday. Notice the 9 foot beveled glass door, brick and iron work; slap and stone siding, with some nice landscaping in the front. Builder even pre-flagged pool spot in backyard we are real happy. I have the fence, epoxy and cable guy meeting me at the house on Monday.

nice cankles hankins lmao

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2247 on: September 08, 2024, 04:20:50 AM »
nice cankles hankins lmao

Oh yeah absolutely my cankles have swollen up. I was 232lbs before bed last night and 225lbs this am. I have had cankles for about a week now as I am putting on weight very quickly. I was 205lbs tops 2 weeks ago.  Body is behind on the sodium processing. It is almost concerning this is the dangerous time when body is readjusting. I don't care I am going to 250. Annoying though can't even lift my left arm shoulder is completely impinged right now. Heading to prompt care today for a cortisone shot

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2248 on: September 08, 2024, 04:40:30 AM »
We closed Friday. Notice the 9 foot beveled glass door, brick and iron work; slap and stone siding, with some nice landscaping in the front. Builder even pre-flagged pool spot in backyard we are real happy. I have the fence, epoxy and cable guy meeting me at the house on Monday.

and Brian gives us his new address right on queue....

Also trolled into posting a photo of him and Em after I bullied him into it by saying she'd left him.

Has Em not discussed what was said to her about your online antics at her work?
Hes so fucking predictable the way he selectively avoids things

lol at the way the t-shirt hovers around the distended gut

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2249 on: September 08, 2024, 05:07:01 AM »
He’s not likeable enough to make it in any sales/client facing career - too narcissistic. Narcissism is acceptable if one has self awareness and can self deprecate to relay the balance in the customer or client. Being good looking and tall and broad are bonuses but unfortunately they are departments our F(r)iend is found to be lacking in

Nobody Is perfect but Hankins is close

This. Getbig's Harley is also a massive weirdo with a touch of ego, but he's compassionate and intelligent enough to have it form part of his charm (plus he's actually competent). Hankins, however, will be absolutely fucked if he ever has to deal with the public. He's spent his entire life as a social pariah because he just doesn't have any endearing personality traits, and he's also an inveterate narcissist who will never admit to being in the wrong.

Combine that with ADHD, anxiety, and a cannabis-use disorder, and you've got a recipe for the most spastic lawyer of all time. The Google reviews will be hilarious. Not to mention his reading comprehension is genuinely appalling (see, e.g. constantly confusing Marvin Martian for Muscle Matters on here, along with numerous other examples). Even if he resigns himself to just doing paperwork, it will be a dumpster fire.

It's nice that his wife wants to encourage him to try something more fruitful than taking steroids and bulking to 250lbs well into middle age, but this is not it. Just because he's willing to argue with a brick wall, and he refuses to ever concede a point, does not mean that he's going to be able to ever put it towards something more beneficial than ensuring they're never asked to dinner parties and pointless social gatherings.