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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2250 on: September 08, 2024, 05:19:59 AM »
Vitals at the Dr office they are ordering an xray of shoulder

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2251 on: September 08, 2024, 05:24:40 AM »
and Brian gives us his new address right on queue....

Also trolled into posting a photo of him and Em after I bullied him into it by saying she'd left him.

Has Em not discussed what was said to her about your online antics at her work?
Hes so fucking predictable the way he selectively avoids things

lol at the way the t-shirt hovers around the distended gut

You have no idea how many shirts he’s wearing and what he ate before that picture.

He may have just been loading some quality nutrition to improve his health.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2252 on: September 08, 2024, 05:25:35 AM »
The way AI is going we'll be able to have an up and running functioning Healy AI in about a year, shitty orangutanish pics and all.  No reason to not include legal services and advice as part of the model.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2253 on: September 08, 2024, 05:36:32 AM »
We closed Friday. Notice the 9 foot beveled glass door, brick and iron work; slap and stone siding, with some nice landscaping in the front. Builder even pre-flagged pool spot in backyard we are real happy. I have the fence, epoxy and cable guy meeting me at the house on Monday.

Looks nice.  Congrats.

Any chance of getting insurance on this one?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2254 on: September 08, 2024, 06:29:21 AM »


lol...5 mins on Zoopla after an image search reveals all....

What a fucking idiot...

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2255 on: September 08, 2024, 06:37:46 AM »


lol...5 mins on Zoopla after an image search reveals all....

What a fucking idiot...

There are a lot faster ways than that if someone wants to find your address in America it’s not that difficult

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2256 on: September 08, 2024, 06:46:20 AM »
Looks nice.  Congrats.

Any chance of getting insurance on this one?

It’s a complete waste of money. But unless he paid for the house outright it’s required, so don’t believe his nonsense.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2257 on: September 08, 2024, 06:50:14 AM »
There are a lot faster ways than that if someone wants to find your address in America it’s not that difficult

you get the shot of cortizone at the doc this morning?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2258 on: September 08, 2024, 06:56:58 AM »
you get the shot of cortizone at the doc this morning?
Brians doctor will give him anything as long as he pays, regardless of if its ethical or not, I already exposed his doctors previous history of malpractices...

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2259 on: September 08, 2024, 07:01:21 AM »
Brians doctor will give him anything as long as he pays, regardless of if its ethical or not, I already exposed his doctors previous history of malpractices...

id go to an ortho to get that kind of shot, not some bunk general doctor at urgent care

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2260 on: September 08, 2024, 07:06:51 AM »
id go to an ortho to get that kind of shot, not some bunk general doctor at urgent care


Shit yeah, I had no clue they did those at “doc in the box” type places.

Hankins, your BP looks very high. Not sure if it’s white coat syndrome or what but that’s high.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2261 on: September 08, 2024, 07:09:22 AM »

Shit yeah, I had no clue they did those at “doc in the box” type places.

Hankins, your BP looks very high. Not sure if it’s white coat syndrome or what but that’s high.

they dont do that shit at those places.. thats while called him out this morning as soon as he said he was going..  he said i was making up lies about him lmao... fuckin faggit

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2262 on: September 08, 2024, 07:11:03 AM »

Shit yeah, I had no clue they did those at “doc in the box” type places.

Hankins, your BP looks very high. Not sure if it’s white coat syndrome or what but that’s high.

BP of 160 and heart rate at 112 doesn’t seem too sustainable.

His body will push back until he gets back down to 165lb’s.

He will avoid it all costs, but eventually he will have no choice.

Bulking to 240= death

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2263 on: September 08, 2024, 07:12:10 AM »
they dont do that shit at those places.. thats while called him out this morning as soon as he said he was going..  he said i was making up lies about him lmao... fuckin faggit

everything with Brian is "worst case scenario drama"

He couldnt possibly have just strained his shoulder ego lifting.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2264 on: September 08, 2024, 07:13:27 AM »
BP of 160 and heart rate at 112 doesn’t seem too sustainable.

His body will push back until he gets back down to 165lb’s.

He will avoid it all costs, but eventual he will have no choice.

Bulking to 240= death

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2265 on: September 08, 2024, 07:15:01 AM »
everything with Brian is "worst case scenario drama"

He couldnt possibly have just strained his shoulder ego lifting.

it was high rep shrugs w 155!!

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2266 on: September 08, 2024, 07:17:10 AM »
it was high rep shrugs w 155!!
hahaha wtf would anyone do high rep shrugs?

Daft kunts pinched a nerve.
Imagine his facial expressions when he was powering though

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2267 on: September 08, 2024, 08:00:41 AM »
they dont do that shit at those places.. thats while called him out this morning as soon as he said he was going..  he said i was making up lies about him lmao... fuckin faggit

Broken bone?  Yeah, urgent care over ER

Sprained ankle/other joint?  Yeah, for the kid of the parent who thinks this is a major thing.

Physical of some sort?  Yeah, for those that don't have PCP and need it for school or work

An impinged / "dislocated" / tendonitis of shoulder?   Only for those tough guys who can beat up everyone, run through a brick wall, flip a tank, rag doll tyson, strict curl 167.324532453314lbs, and collapse off of a chair at a bodybuilding show.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2268 on: September 08, 2024, 08:12:17 AM »
[HIGH-INTENSITY ACTION MUSIC BEGINS]

NARRATOR (V.O.): In a world where every pound could mean life or death...

[Cut to: BRIAN HANKINS, 47, staring at a heaping plate of biscuits and gravy, his bloated gut prominently visible.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): One man’s belief that dropping below 185 pounds...

[Cut to: Brian nervously stepping onto a scale. The numbers flash. 186.5 pounds.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...could be his ultimate downfall.

[Cut to: Brian’s face showing panic, clutching his stomach as he gazes at the scale.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): Using Crohn’s as his excuse...

[Cut to: Brian at the gym, struggling with light weights. He pulls out a vape and takes a long puff.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...he blames every setback on his condition.

[Cut to: Brian in the bathroom, snapping selfies in front of the mirror. The camera angle humorously shows his bloated gut and awkwardly displays his “dick root” as he adjusts his pose.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): With every selfie, he's more convinced...

[Cut to: Brian at home, avoiding tasks while vaping.]

BRIAN: I’d help, but my Crohn’s is acting up...

[Cut to: Brian devouring biscuits and gravy, his bloated stomach clearly evident, and taking a drag from his vape.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): But when his weight becomes a ticking time bomb...

[Cut to: Brian’s concerned friend, looking alarmed.]

FRIEND: Brian, if you drop below 185, you could be in serious trouble!

[Cut to: Brian gearing up for an intense workout, only to struggle on a tiny elderly person’s tricycle, puffing away on his vape.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...he faces the ultimate test...

[Cut to: Brian pedaling the tricycle, sweat pouring down his face, while taking occasional puffs from his vape.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...while documenting every moment on his camera.

[Cut to: Brian taking more selfies on the tricycle, still showcasing his bloated gut and “dick root,” while blowing out vape smoke.]

[Cut to: Brian, at his breaking point, yelling in frustration as he pedals furiously on the tricycle.]

BRIAN: [screaming] FRENCH TOAST!

NARRATOR (V.O.): Will he pedal past his fears...

[Cut to: Brian pushing through on the tricycle, looking exhausted but determined.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...or will his excuses and habits keep him from crossing the finish line?

[Text on screen: “THE WEIGHT OF EXCUSES” in bold, dramatic letters.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): “THE WEIGHT OF EXCUSES”

[Cut to: Brian finally finishing a tricycle ride, panting heavily but smiling with a mix of relief and pride.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): Because when every pound is a matter of life and death...

[Cut to: Brian’s strained face as he looks at a plate of biscuits and gravy, then at the scale with a mixture of hope and fear, still holding his vape.  The sound of him defecating loudly in his pants is heard.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...the true battle is against his own limitations and the smell of his soiled underwear.

[Text on screen: “THE WEIGHT OF EXCUSES” with a release date and hashtag #WeightOfExcuses]

[End with Brian giving a weary but resolute nod to the camera, still catching his breath and holding his vape.]

[FADE OUT.]

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2269 on: September 08, 2024, 08:14:09 AM »
[HIGH-INTENSITY ACTION MUSIC BEGINS]

NARRATOR (V.O.): In a world where every pound could mean life or death...

[Cut to: BRIAN HANKINS, 47, staring at a heaping plate of biscuits and gravy, his bloated gut prominently visible.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): One man’s belief that dropping below 185 pounds...

[Cut to: Brian nervously stepping onto a scale. The numbers flash. 186.5 pounds.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...could be his ultimate downfall.

[Cut to: Brian’s face showing panic, clutching his stomach as he gazes at the scale.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): Using Crohn’s as his excuse...

[Cut to: Brian at the gym, struggling with light weights. He pulls out a vape and takes a long puff.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...he blames every setback on his condition.

[Cut to: Brian in the bathroom, snapping selfies in front of the mirror. The camera angle humorously shows his bloated gut and awkwardly displays his “dick root” as he adjusts his pose.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): With every selfie, he's more convinced...

[Cut to: Brian at work, avoiding tasks while vaping.]

BRIAN: I’d help, but my Crohn’s is acting up...

[Cut to: Brian devouring biscuits and gravy, his bloated stomach clearly evident, and taking a drag from his vape.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): But when his weight becomes a ticking time bomb...

[Cut to: Brian’s concerned friend, looking alarmed.]

FRIEND: Brian, if you drop below 185, you could be in serious trouble!

[Cut to: Brian gearing up for an intense workout, only to struggle on a tiny elderly person’s tricycle, puffing away on his vape.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...he faces the ultimate test...

[Cut to: Brian pedaling the tricycle, sweat pouring down his face, while taking occasional puffs from his vape.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...while documenting every moment on his camera.

[Cut to: Brian taking more selfies on the tricycle, still showcasing his bloated gut and “dick root,” while blowing out vape smoke.]

[Cut to: Brian, at his breaking point, yelling in frustration as he pedals furiously on the tricycle.]

BRIAN: [screaming] FRENCH TOAST!

NARRATOR (V.O.): Will he pedal past his fears...

[Cut to: Brian pushing through on the tricycle, looking exhausted but determined.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...or will his excuses and habits keep him from crossing the finish line?

[Text on screen: “THE WEIGHT OF EXCUSES” in bold, dramatic letters.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): “THE WEIGHT OF EXCUSES”

[Cut to: Brian finally finishing a tricycle ride, panting heavily but smiling with a mix of relief and pride.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): Because when every pound is a matter of life and death...

[Cut to: Brian’s strained face as he looks at a plate of biscuits and gravy, then at the scale with a mixture of hope and fear, still holding his vape.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...the true battle is against his own limitations.

[Text on screen: “THE WEIGHT OF EXCUSES” with a release date and hashtag #WeightOfExcuses]

[End with Brian giving a weary but resolute nod to the camera, still catching his breath and holding his vape.]

[FADE OUT.]

I got to there and realised it was a work of fiction...

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2270 on: September 08, 2024, 08:15:29 AM »
Fixed for accuracy

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2271 on: September 08, 2024, 08:22:22 AM »
We closed Friday. Notice the 9 foot beveled glass door, brick and iron work; slap and stone siding, with some nice landscaping in the front. Builder even pre-flagged pool spot in backyard we are real happy. I have the fence, epoxy and cable guy meeting me at the house on Monday.

Looking huge Brian, like a white Bertil Fox.

What's your timeline to reach 255?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2272 on: September 08, 2024, 08:24:00 AM »
BP of 160 and heart rate at 112 doesn’t seem too sustainable.

His body will push back until he gets back down to 165lb’s.

He will avoid it all costs, but eventually he will have no choice.

Bulking to 240= death

He posts this low hanging fruit to get attention. Probably holding his breath

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2273 on: September 08, 2024, 08:27:08 AM »
it was high rep shrugs w 155!!

75 reps a first for GetBig. That doesn’t happen often here anymore, this boards seen it all.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2274 on: September 08, 2024, 08:29:41 AM »
He posts this low hanging fruit to get attention. Probably holding his breath while he inserted a huge butt plug
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