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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2275 on: September 08, 2024, 08:31:03 AM »
funny wen i mentioned i was doing shrugs it was pointless


now brian injures himself doing said movement???

crazy times

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2276 on: September 08, 2024, 08:31:55 AM »
Fixed for accuracy
Mhahahhahaha.

BRIAN: [screaming] FRENCH TOAST!

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2277 on: September 08, 2024, 08:39:13 AM »


Looks like Ems piling on the pounds

New baby on the way Brian?

Is she following your cocoon principles?

Are you going up to 250 because she is?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2278 on: September 08, 2024, 09:00:26 AM »
Is that possible with his PED use?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2279 on: September 08, 2024, 09:02:48 AM »
shes definiteky 'sodium processing'

if brian is 220 shes 180
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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2280 on: September 08, 2024, 09:05:03 AM »
Is that possible with his PED use?

Leroys clean...

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2281 on: September 08, 2024, 09:25:23 AM »
2025 who wore it better


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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2282 on: September 08, 2024, 10:16:36 AM »
funny wen i mentioned i was doing shrugs it was pointless


now brian injures himself doing said movement???

crazy times

That is irrelevant to why he had his injury.

That whole list of ailments is fake; all the injuries including the shoulder is from his very serious Chrohn’s.



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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2283 on: September 08, 2024, 10:23:57 AM »
[HIGH-INTENSITY ACTION MUSIC BEGINS]

NARRATOR (V.O.): In a world where every pound could mean life or death...

[Cut to: BRIAN HANKINS, 47, staring at a heaping plate of biscuits and gravy, his bloated gut prominently visible.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): One man’s belief that dropping below 185 pounds...

[Cut to: Brian nervously stepping onto a scale. The numbers flash. 186.5 pounds.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...could be his ultimate downfall.

[Cut to: Brian’s face showing panic, clutching his stomach as he gazes at the scale.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): Using Crohn’s as his excuse...

[Cut to: Brian at the gym, struggling with light weights. He pulls out a vape and takes a long puff.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...he blames every setback on his condition.

[Cut to: Brian in the bathroom, snapping selfies in front of the mirror. The camera angle humorously shows his bloated gut and awkwardly displays his “dick root” as he adjusts his pose.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): With every selfie, he's more convinced...

[Cut to: Brian at home, avoiding tasks while vaping.]

BRIAN: I’d help, but my Crohn’s is acting up...

[Cut to: Brian devouring biscuits and gravy, his bloated stomach clearly evident, and taking a drag from his vape.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): But when his weight becomes a ticking time bomb...

[Cut to: Brian’s concerned friend, looking alarmed.]

FRIEND: Brian, if you drop below 185, you could be in serious trouble!

[Cut to: Brian gearing up for an intense workout, only to struggle on a tiny elderly person’s tricycle, puffing away on his vape.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...he faces the ultimate test...

[Cut to: Brian pedaling the tricycle, sweat pouring down his face, while taking occasional puffs from his vape.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...while documenting every moment on his camera.

[Cut to: Brian taking more selfies on the tricycle, still showcasing his bloated gut and “dick root,” while blowing out vape smoke.]

[Cut to: Brian, at his breaking point, yelling in frustration as he pedals furiously on the tricycle.]

BRIAN: [screaming] FRENCH TOAST!

NARRATOR (V.O.): Will he pedal past his fears...

[Cut to: Brian pushing through on the tricycle, looking exhausted but determined.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...or will his excuses and habits keep him from crossing the finish line?

[Text on screen: “THE WEIGHT OF EXCUSES” in bold, dramatic letters.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): “THE WEIGHT OF EXCUSES”

[Cut to: Brian finally finishing a tricycle ride, panting heavily but smiling with a mix of relief and pride.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): Because when every pound is a matter of life and death...

[Cut to: Brian’s strained face as he looks at a plate of biscuits and gravy, then at the scale with a mixture of hope and fear, still holding his vape.  The sound of him defecating loudly in his pants is heard.]

NARRATOR (V.O.): ...the true battle is against his own limitations and the smell of his soiled underwear.

[Text on screen: “THE WEIGHT OF EXCUSES” with a release date and hashtag #WeightOfExcuses]

[End with Brian giving a weary but resolute nod to the camera, still catching his breath and holding his vape.]

[FADE OUT.]
Good stuff Krank!!  ;D

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2284 on: September 08, 2024, 10:31:07 AM »
That is irrelevant to why he had his injury.

That whole list of ailments is fake; all the injuries including the shoulder is from his very serious Chrohn’s.
his shoulder injury is probably repetitive strain injury from wiping his ass

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2285 on: September 08, 2024, 11:14:29 AM »
Vitals at the Dr office they are ordering an xray of shoulder




Ask your doctor for a pill to help speed up your sodium processing. Maybe it will help your blood pressure.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2286 on: September 08, 2024, 11:30:29 AM »
Ask your doctor for a pill to help speed up your sodium processing. Maybe it will help your blood pressure.

The monitor clearly shows that it is 8:21 PM.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2287 on: September 08, 2024, 12:17:41 PM »
The monitor clearly shows that it is 8:21 PM.

lmao.. piece of shit liar said he went this morning

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2288 on: September 08, 2024, 12:30:29 PM »
shes definiteky 'sodium processing'

if brian is 220 shes 180

He says he's 230+ right now actually.

bhanks, why are you getting vitals tested at 8:30 at night?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2289 on: September 08, 2024, 12:41:02 PM »
Ask your doctor for a pill to help speed up your sodium processing. Maybe it will help your blood pressure.
Christ, I`m fucking on deaths door and my numbers are way better than that.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2290 on: September 08, 2024, 01:09:51 PM »
Christ, I`m fucking on deaths door and my numbers are way better than that.

If you don't bulk now when are you going to do it? May as well

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2291 on: September 08, 2024, 01:35:44 PM »
Vitals at the Dr office they are ordering an xray of shoulder
Those are admission numbers. Any decent doctor would send you to a hospital.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2292 on: September 08, 2024, 01:44:28 PM »
Christ, I`m fucking on deaths door and my numbers are way better than that.

Fuck him & his bullshit lies Wes,

I'm in hospital tomorrow & I'm a bit hesitant about - been over 2mnths since I 1st went Dr's
3 lots of bloods & Chest X Ray at least my chest X  Ray was clear.
Just waiting on last lot of blood test results & what they sat tomorrow.

No matter what condition we're in or whats wrong with us we'll always be 100x better than that
God for Saken Elephant headed Khvnt. 😊👊🏻

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2293 on: September 08, 2024, 01:48:24 PM »
If you don't bulk now when are you going to do it? May as well
One of the dumbest statements you`ve ever made.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2294 on: September 08, 2024, 01:50:24 PM »
Fuck him & his bullshit lies Wes,

I'm in hospital tomorrow & I'm a bit hesitant about - been over 2mnths since I 1st went Dr's
3 lots of bloods & Chest X Ray at least my chest X  Ray was clear.
Just waiting on last lot of blood test results & what they sat tomorrow.

No matter what condition were in or whats wrong with us we'll always be 100x better than that
God for Saken Elephant headed Khvnt. 😊👊🏻
I agree my brother,and I hope things work out great for you medically.

I`ll be in touch as always.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2295 on: September 08, 2024, 02:00:47 PM »
wes how are you doing brother?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2296 on: September 08, 2024, 02:09:11 PM »
I agree my brother,and I hope things work out great for you medically.

I`ll be in touch as always.

Thanks Wes - much appreciated 👊🏻
Had a great day with my brother & his friends at his clubs barbecue 😊

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2297 on: September 08, 2024, 02:09:36 PM »
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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2298 on: September 08, 2024, 02:15:20 PM »
IMPRESSION: Degenerative joint disease as above.
FINDINGS: 3 views left shoulder. Minimal to moderate marginal osteophyte formation left humeral head. Flattening of humeral head medially with glenohumeral joint space loss. Probable loose body within the superior glenohumeral joint, well-corticated, 17 x 9 mm. Mild hypertrophic changes AC joint.

More concerning is what they saw in April on an abdomen scan
Chronic disc disease and facet osteoarthritis.

So add that shit to list

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #2299 on: September 08, 2024, 02:18:07 PM »
IMPRESSION: Degenerative joint disease as above.
FINDINGS: 3 views left shoulder. Minimal to moderate marginal osteophyte formation left humeral head. Flattening of humeral head medially with glenohumeral joint space loss. Probable loose body within the superior glenohumeral joint, well-corticated, 17 x 9 mm. Mild hypertrophic changes AC joint.

More concerning is what they saw in April on an abdomen scan
Chronic disc disease and facet osteoarthritis.

So add that shit to list

17.17 in Kitty Hawk and results are back from a doctors appointment that took place two hours from now.