3 days out

[Grape Ape]

Josh's training is agreeing with him - even his face looks better.

[wes]

Josh's training is agreeing with him - even his face looks better.

He looks great in the gym photo that was posted.

[GymnJuice]

The shoulder is not good going to make an apt with an ortho in about 20 minutes when they open. I had to drive 500 miles yesterday to Raleigh and back to meet a fence guy so didn't get to make apt yesterday. But yeah, something is wrong with shoulder. Not sure why everything then has to turn into fight club around here. I don't care about fight club I care about fixing my shoulder, pec, knees, and back, and training.

Are you fencing stuff you took from home depot while you were working there? Did you meet this fence guy through your gardener?

[Soul Crusher]

Josh's training is agreeing with him - even his face looks better.

Guess what - my training works


I post it daily here. 

He just follows it. 

[Grape Ape]

Guess what - my training works


I post it daily here. 

He just follows it.

I have actually considered this.

[Dave D]

Sorry, 500 miles...

Driving all that way to meet for a fence....sounds legit.

Well we know he didn’t load the car with items to move because of his shoulder…… Mensa.

[Krankenstein]

Maybe Brian bought his phone from the same guy who sold him the skateboard...

Driving 500 miles and claims he cant even raise his fucking arm up 

(To the tune of "I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)")

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I’m gonna be the man with a shoulder that’s impinged, you see.
And when I’m driving down that highway,
With titanium knees that sway,
And my left shoulder’s stuck, it can’t move at all,
I’ll be groaning all the way, gotta drive on.

And I would drive five hundred miles,
And I would drive five hundred more,
Just to be the man who drives a thousand miles,
With a shoulder that’s stiff and knees that roar.

When I’m in the car, with my shoulder aching too,
And I’m dealing with the bathroom blues,
And when I get to Raleigh town,
I’ll hope my luck is turning round,
‘Cause I did poorly on my LSAT test,
And Clegg beat me in that fight—what a mess!

Oh, and I’m scared of facing Josh,
He’s got a presence that I just can’t squash,
But I’ll make it through this grueling drive,
And maybe, just maybe, I’ll survive.

And I would drive five hundred miles,
And I would drive five hundred more,
Just to be the man who drives a thousand miles,
With a shoulder that’s stiff and knees that roar.

Oh, when I’m done with this crazy week,
And I’m home again, feeling weak,
I’ll look back and laugh at all this mess,
For I’ll know I did my best.

And I would drive five hundred miles,
And I would drive five hundred more,
Just to be the man who drives a thousand miles,
With a shoulder that’s stiff and knees that roar.

(Instrumental Break)

And I would drive five hundred miles,
And I would drive five hundred more,
Just to be the man who drives a thousand miles,
With a shoulder that’s stiff and knees that roar.

[Grape Ape]

(To the tune of "I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)")

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I’m gonna be the man with a shoulder that’s impinged, you see.
And when I’m driving down that highway,
With titanium knees that sway,
And my left shoulder’s stuck, it can’t move at all,
I’ll be groaning all the way, gotta drive on.

And I would drive five hundred miles,
And I would drive five hundred more,
Just to be the man who drives a thousand miles,
With a shoulder that’s stiff and knees that roar.

When I’m in the car, with my shoulder aching too,
And I’m dealing with the bathroom blues,
And when I get to Raleigh town,
I’ll hope my luck is turning round,
‘Cause I did poorly on my LSAT test,
And Clegg beat me in that fight—what a mess!

Oh, and I’m scared of facing Josh,
He’s got a presence that I just can’t squash,
But I’ll make it through this grueling drive,
And maybe, just maybe, I’ll survive.

And I would drive five hundred miles,
And I would drive five hundred more,
Just to be the man who drives a thousand miles,
With a shoulder that’s stiff and knees that roar.

Oh, when I’m done with this crazy week,
And I’m home again, feeling weak,
I’ll look back and laugh at all this mess,
For I’ll know I did my best.

And I would drive five hundred miles,
And I would drive five hundred more,
Just to be the man who drives a thousand miles,
With a shoulder that’s stiff and knees that roar.

(Instrumental Break)

And I would drive five hundred miles,
And I would drive five hundred more,
Just to be the man who drives a thousand miles,
With a shoulder that’s stiff and knees that roar.

Bonus track:

And I would drive five hundred miles,
And I would drive five hundred more,
Just to be away a thousand miles,
When Josh is knocking on my door.

[IroNat]

Getbig is filled with talent.

[webstar]

Sorry, 500 miles...

Driving all that way to meet for a fence....sounds legit.

LOL, the fence guy is related to the maid.

They too take Amphetamines to build fences faster

[bhank]

I hired a guy to build a fence. It was priority asap because I have a dog. Not a lie or a conspiracy.

[Krankenstein]

I hired a guy to build a fence. It was priority asap because I have a dog. Not a lie or a conspiracy.

Invisible fences.....easier. 

[bhank]

Invisible fences.....easier.

Dog will go through an invisible fence people will come through an invisible fence. Not enough to prevent an incident

[webstar]

Dog will go through an invisible fence people will come through an invisible fence. Not enough to prevent an incident

Surprised, your killer dog can’t get thru a fence.

[bhank]

Surprised, your killer dog can’t get thru a fence.

I wish my dog was friendly it is a real pain having a dog no one can watch. I did not get a pit bull or a doberman or a rotteweiler. I never taught my dog to be aggressive.  I got a cute lassy dog prep school papered registerd AKC. But yeah he has it in him. I don't know what to tell you do not fuck with my dog he will bite.

[joswift]

I wish my dog was friendly it is a real pain having a dog no one can watch. I did not get a pit bull or a doberman or a rotteweiler. I never taught my dog to be aggressive.  I got a cute lassy dog prep school papered registerd AKC. But yeah he has it in him. I don't know what to tell you do not fuck with my dog he will bite.

you didnt teach it anything, thats why its aggressive you silly kunt

[wes]

I wish my dog was friendly it is a real pain having a dog no one can watch. I did not get a pit bull or a doberman or a rotteweiler. I never taught my dog to be aggressive.  I got a cute lassy dog prep school papered registerd AKC. But yeah he has it in him. I don't know what to tell you do not fuck with my dog he will bite.

So both you and your dog are Billy Bad Asses Huh.....you fucking cowardly twat.

[tatoo]

I wish my dog was friendly it is a real pain having a dog no one can watch. I did not get a pit bull or a doberman or a rotteweiler. I never taught my dog to be aggressive.  I got a cute lassy dog prep school papered registerd AKC. But yeah he has it in him. I don't know what to tell you do not fuck with my dog he will bite.

ive owned 3 mastiffs, 3 bulldogs, 2 rotts and 1 pitbull.. not one has ever been aggressive without very good reason... protective yes, but no aggression.. but ive also spent countless hours training them.. some dogs require more than others.. but socializing your dog from the beginning may have helped. rehab is still possible but even then you gotta watch.

[Krankenstein]

I wish my dog was friendly it is a real pain having a dog no one can watch. I did not get a pit bull or a doberman or a rotteweiler. I never taught my dog to be aggressive.  I got a cute lassy dog prep school papered registerd AKC. But yeah he has it in him. I don't know what to tell you do not fuck with my dog he will bite.

You couldn't handle ANY of those breeds.   They would sniff out the bitch in you.

[chaos]

I wish my dog was friendly it is a real pain having a dog no one can watch. I did not get a pit bull or a doberman or a rotteweiler. I never taught my dog to be aggressive.  I got a cute lassy dog prep school papered registerd AKC. But yeah he has it in him. I don't know what to tell you do not fuck with my dog he will bite.

You've got a herding dog, it's far from aggressive. Stop with the tough guy stuff on the internet, don't you ever learn?

[Lartinos]

You've got a herding dog, it's far from aggressive. Stop with the tough guy stuff on the internet, don't you ever learn?

“Herding dogs can become aggressive if certain mistakes are made by their owners, often related to misunderstanding their high-energy nature and specific needs. Here are some common errors that could lead to aggression:

1. **Lack of physical and mental stimulation**: Herding dogs need plenty of exercise and mental challenges. If they're under-exercised or bored, they may develop frustration, which can manifest as aggression.

2. **Inconsistent or unclear training**: These dogs thrive on structure and boundaries. If owners are inconsistent in their commands or unclear in their expectations, the dog may become confused or anxious, leading to aggression as a way to cope with the unpredictability.

3. **Not addressing herding instincts**: Herding dogs have strong instincts to chase and control movement. If owners don't give them appropriate outlets for this behavior (e.g., herding work, agility training, or structured play), the dog may start herding people, children, or other pets, which can turn aggressive if they feel frustrated or over-excited.

4. **Improper socialization**: Herding breeds need to be properly socialized from a young age to learn how to behave around other animals and people. Without this, they can become fearful or defensive, leading to aggressive behavior.

5. **Over-correction or punishment**: Harsh corrections or punishment can backfire with herding dogs, causing them to become defensive or fearful, potentially leading to aggression.

6. **Ignoring signs of stress or discomfort**: Herding dogs are highly sensitive and often give subtle cues when they're uncomfortable. Ignoring these signs can result in the dog feeling overwhelmed and responding with aggression.

Providing structure, regular activity, and an outlet for their natural instincts are key to preventing aggression in herding dogs.”

[Taffin]

^^

Add to that list:  misuse of peanut butter

[bhank]

You've got a herding dog, it's far from aggressive. Stop with the tough guy stuff on the internet, don't you ever learn?

Who is trying to be tough my dog will absolutely fucking eat you. I wish that was not the case as I can not board the dog to take a vacation.  I do not fuck with my dog he is 45lbs and will fuck me up. That is why I have not been bit. By all means fuck with the dog he will bite you and you will lose that fight. Additionally, I am not getting bit grabbing him I warned you.

[bhank]

ive owned 3 mastiffs, 3 bulldogs, 2 rotts and 1 pitbull.. not one has ever been aggressive without very good reason... protective yes, but no aggression.. but ive also spent countless hours training them.. some dogs require more than others.. but socializing your dog from the beginning may have helped. rehab is still possible but even then you gotta watch.

BWHAHA omg yeah that is what some idiot told dog whisperer trainer told my mom when she was watching the dog she had the guy come over to the house to train the dog. He could not get through the fence into the backyard with the dog. My mom said he told her something was wrong with the dog and I was like I fucking told you that wasn't going to work. About as dumb as this girl I met on a ski lift telling me she had the magic touch with cats and came back to the condo to play with my serval. These girls will look at a hissing 45lb serval and convince themselves they can pet it then be shocked when they get scratched. Talking about what's wrong with your cat what's wrong with you lady I told you he didn't like to be petted by strangers you can see its hiding under a table hissing at you back off. The dog though is no joke it is jumping and snapping at throat height before a stranger comes through the door. I spend half my day trying to move the dog room to room and calm him down as he freaks out every delivery. I do not wish to be liable so I make sure doors are deadbolted when home so he can't get through them. I lock my doors to keep him in not others out. I am worried he will hit a door and pop it open

[38 returns]

Who is trying to be tough my dog will absolutely fucking eat you. I wish that was not the case as I can not board the dog to take a vacation. I do not fuck with my dog he is 45lbs and will fuck me up. That is why I have not been bit. By all means fuck with the dog he will bite you and you will lose that fight. Additionally, I am not getting bit grabbing him I warned you.

Like dog like ex wife