I feel sorry for young people and the dating scene.

[chaos]

Don't ever address me directly you balding, drugged up but still mediocre physique, attention seeking, wife beating, raisin nuts, broken down, raggedy looking, shell of a middle aged man.

Wigglet going old school.

[wes]

I get it you are mad because women don't want to have sex with you must suck keep saving up for that ticket to a 3rd world country so you can buy a cheap whore

Wiggs is happily married with a beautiful new baby.

Know your facts before opening your cock holster Chauncey!

[obsidian]

I once went out on a date with a coworker and ended up in her apartment. I took a shower before the date and was clean.

Things progressed and I was getting ready to pound her from behind. Immediately smelled shit and had to abandon the entire effort. I guess she did not wipe her ass properly before our date. Or take a shower. Real bummer. Left disgusted.

[deadz]

I once went out on a date with a coworker and ended up in her apartment. I took a shower before the date and was clean.

Things progressed and I was getting ready to pound her from behind. Immediately smelled shit and had to abandon the entire effort. I guess she did not wipe her ass properly before our date. Or take a shower. Real bummer. Left disgusted.

GROSS.

[joswift]

I had a lot of pretty girlfriends before I had a dime

and yet look what you ended up with 

[Rambone]

The dating scene is the least of young Getbiggers’ worries. It’s the herpes that are lurking in the shadows.

[affeman]

I once went out on a date with a coworker and ended up in her apartment. I took a shower before the date and was clean.

Things progressed and I was getting ready to pound her from behind. Immediately smelled shit and had to abandon the entire effort. I guess she did not wipe her ass properly before our date. Or take a shower. Real bummer. Left disgusted.

How was the next day at work?

[Grape Ape]

I once went out on a date with a coworker and ended up in her apartment. I took a shower before the date and was clean.

Things progressed and I was getting ready to pound her from behind. Immediately smelled shit and had to abandon the entire effort. I guess she did not wipe her ass properly before our date. Or take a shower. Real bummer. Left disgusted.

Apt choice of words noted.

[wes]

Apt choice of words noted.

[obsidian]

How was the next day at work?

Awkward. I decided not to tell her what put me off because I did not want to embarrass her. In hindsight I probably should have so she would wash herself for future scenarios. Not sure if she could smell anything the way I could from my vantage point - lmao!

The day after the date was also my last work day there because it was a part-time holiday job and I had to go back to school. I only worked there for about 1-month as planned. Never saw her again after that.

Apt choice of words noted.

lmfao!

[joswift]

Awkward. I decided not to tell her what put me off because I did not want to embarrass her. In hindsight I probably should have so she would wash herself for future scenarios. Not sure if she could smell anything the way I could from my vantage point - lmao!

The day after the date was also my last work day there because it was a part-time holiday job and I had to go back to school. I only worked there for about 1-month as planned. Never saw her again after that.
lmfao!

I need more info

After she bent over unleashing the stench how did you manage to excuse yourself from the situation without it being awkward?
Did you tell her you remembered you left the oven on at home?

[obsidian]

I need more info

After she bent over unleashing the stench how did you manage to excuse yourself from the situation without it being awkward?
Did you tell her you remembered you left the oven on at home?

It was awkward after the stench was unleashed and the next day. I lost my boner when the stench came on. Never discussed the stench. I assumed she would have realized and connected the dots. But not sure if she could smell it like I could from my vantage point. If she did not notice the stench then maybe she thought I was not into her because I lost my erection. Though I reckon she must have known unless she is totally unaware of her own hygiene.

Maybe she went for another shit and thought her ass was dirty from the most recent shit and not the one she took before we went on the fucking date! Actually, she must have had skidmarks on her underwear so only a moron would not realize what transpired. I don't know because she insisted the lights stay off. I wanted all the lights on to see what I was going to fuck. It was pitch black in the room.

Either way I didn't care. It was around 2-3 AM and we had to be back at work at 7 AM. I told her I needed to go home to get some sleep. The whole thing was fucked up. She was cute up until that "shit".

My wife knows about this incident and laughed her ass off the first time she heard it. She also proceeded to let a few girlfriends know about it. Nobody in her circle knows the girl, it happened more than a decade before I met my wife.

[King Shizzo]

I'm surprised none of the plethora of gay dudes on here, have not chimed in on how to have a properly cleaned ass, before a ramming.

[Mayday]

98% don’t do the simplest and easiest thing to understand where they stand.

Which % bracket are you for income?
Which % bracket are you chasing for a partner?
What are you offering?
What does the bracket you are chasing want?

People far overestimate their worth. They in turn overestimate the wealth of others. That’s why it all turns to shit.

Women think they are all a 9/10 chasing the top 30% are oblivious they are a 4/10 and chasing the top 0.5%.

[1Patrick]

I once went out on a date with a coworker and ended up in her apartment. I took a shower before the date and was clean.

Things progressed and I was getting ready to pound her from behind. Immediately smelled shit and had to abandon the entire effort. I guess she did not wipe her ass properly before our date. Or take a shower. Real bummer. Left disgusted.

What a  SHITTY situation .She was probably thinking this dude has a erectile dysfunction.

[IroNat]

The sensory imagery on Getbig is often extraordinary.

[Irongrip400]

I get it you are mad because women don't want to have sex with you must suck keep saving up for that ticket to a 3rd world country so you can buy a cheap whore

Wiggs is married with a kid. You’re thinking of someone else.

[The Scott]

Wiggs is married with a kid. You’re thinking of someone else.

Knowing him by his own words so many, many times here, it was himself.

[SOMEPARTS]

98% don’t do the simplest and easiest thing to understand where they stand.

Which % bracket are you for income?
Which % bracket are you chasing for a partner?
What are you offering?
What does the bracket you are chasing want?

People far overestimate their worth. They in turn overestimate the wealth of others. That’s why it all turns to shit.

Women think they are all a 9/10 chasing the top 30% are oblivious they are a 4/10 and chasing the top 0.5%.

The percentages are worse than that. It's like 90% of women are after the same 5% of men. They get a taste of those guys but no commitment and then age out and settle on a normal guy only to hate him the whole time.

[SOMEPARTS]

It was awkward after the stench was unleashed and the next day. I lost my boner when the stench came on. Never discussed the stench. I assumed she would have realized and connected the dots. But not sure if she could smell it like I could from my vantage point. If she did not notice the stench then maybe she thought I was not into her because I lost my erection. Though I reckon she must have known unless she is totally unaware of her own hygiene.

Maybe she went for another shit and thought her ass was dirty from the most recent shit and not the one she took before we went on the fucking date! Actually, she must have had skidmarks on her underwear so only a moron would not realize what transpired. I don't know because she insisted the lights stay off. I wanted all the lights on to see what I was going to fuck. It was pitch black in the room.

Either way I didn't care. It was around 2-3 AM and we had to be back at work at 7 AM. I told her I needed to go home to get some sleep. The whole thing was fucked up. She was cute up until that "shit".

Nasty... 

I had a girlfriend who thought she secretly smoked. One day I just said, "look - non-smokers can smell a smoker a mile away you aren't fooling anyone".

It's like that with stanky skanks, but with shit. They can't smell themselves. LOL

[Walter Sobchak]

I'm surprised none of the plethora of gay dudes on here, have not chimed in on how to have a properly cleaned ass, before a ramming.

They were waiting and letting you do the honors.

Blowing dudes in the McDonalds parking lot does not count as a Happy Meal you fat, gay ball of stale fuck.

[Mayday]

The percentages are worse than that. It's like 90% of women are after the same 5% of men. They get a taste of those guys but no commitment and then age out and settle on a normal guy only to hate him the whole time.

You are right, it is worse because 90% of women think 30% of men earn over USD250k/yr.

That’s the issue with men and women not looking at the income brackets to see where they should be aiming for.

Had a young female who dates a family member discuss her promotion and disappointing pay rise. She is 27, getting 115k/yr package. Makes her top 5% of female earners. I told her this and said where do you think you deserve to be at 27 with no real experience? Her and the boyfriend were shocked to hear that, didn’t know what to say.

The people are experts on everything. While at the same time utterly so retarded they never even bother to look where they sit. It’s as simple as it gets. A dude earns 100k/yr he is top 18% which makes him a good catch. Fuckin deal with it 😂

[tacobender]

I once went out on a date with a coworker and ended up in her apartment. I took a shower before the date and was clean.

Things progressed and I was getting ready to pound her from behind. Immediately smelled shit and had to abandon the entire effort. I guess she did not wipe her ass properly before our date. Or take a shower. Real bummer. Left disgusted.

was it more of a fecal scent or ass culo kinda scent?

[ElPolloSalmonello]

It's a fucking shit show. So many mentally ill people. So many evil people, so many selfish people. Women and men.

If I was single with no children and wanted a wife(s) and children,  I'd stack up in America and move to a small Carribean or African country, marry and populate. I would never bring them back.

The bitches here are spiritually corrupted. Socially engineered into being c unts and whores.  All races. Obviously not all but a great many. And people's IQ and general wisdom have obviously been greatly reduced,  via food, drink, air, television and social media.

You gotta get them from the untainted or less tainted source and stay in an untainted environment. 

That's my thoughts. How about you?

Asian wife here - got kids 22 and 14.

No particular reason for it - I have always been an equal opportunity dicker. I just ended up in Asia when I was marriage age.

Last US chick I nailed was at Charlotte University - picker her up at a rave that some chicks in a clothes shop took me to - she was doing a degree in Ballet with a minor in German. I know I only nailed her a couple of nights - but she was deffo wifey material. She just wasn't local.

IMO - women will take what they can - including liberties - but PLENTY of women like a man that leads them - and they will take your lead too. It's a psychological game.

Women are not 'broken' anywhere - fuck 'em hard, give them a sense of security - and you'll get your sandwiches and blow jobs just fine.

[ElPolloSalmonello]

I don't know dude, I'm pretty satisfied with the chicks I meet right here in the Good Ol' USA. But then again when you're single digit bodyfat with carved out of stone abs (like myself) and Hollywood good looks (like myself) the ladies tend to treat you better. I know women can be a nightmare for a lot of men, but they've been very sweet to myself. No need for me to move to a third world shithole to find a girlfriend. I'm stayin'!

Not cumming after 30 seconds of pumping a vagina helps too!