Ripped in modern gyms

[Krankenstein]

Bro I'm in my 50s bro and look 27 AT THE MOST. 167 lbs of twisted steel with abba-dabbas you could grate cheese on bro. The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.

Looks like your pic was taken in your grandma's bedroom just before you went all Taffin-Bane with her panties.

[funk51]

Bro I'm in my 50s bro and look 27 AT THE MOST. 167 lbs of twisted steel with abba-dabbas you could grate cheese on bro. The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.

   As long as you're happy and satisfied that's all that really matters, don't let me spoil your delusion.

[joswift]

Looks like your pic was taken in your grandma's bedroom just before you went all Taffin-Bane with her panties.

[joswift]

it looks like she has her hand down his trunks

[CalvinH]

it looks like she has her hand down his trunks

Then we can officially confirm the man in the pic is not dj.

[Professor Deltoid]

it looks like she has her hand down his trunks

That dude is carrying way more fat than me. You can barely see his serratus.

[njflex]

That dude is carrying way more fat than me. You can barely see his serratus.

[falco]

That dude is carrying way more fat than me. You can barely see his serratus.

That is great! Could you be so kind to marvel us with a picture of your magnificent physique? I can only assume that the blurry mess in your avatar is you before starting training.

[delon]

Bro I'm in my 50s bro and look 27 AT THE MOST. 167 lbs of twisted steel with abba-dabbas you could grate cheese on bro. The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.

The sexual attention I get from the ladies is one hundred fold what it was with my Arnold physique. I am now in my late 50s now and look to be in my 30s with little to no knee pain.

Professor, congrats on your abba-dabbas and Human Sex Buffet appeal

Bit confused about your age-appearance range however

[Professor Deltoid]

Professor, congrats on your abba-dabbas and Human Sex Buffet appeal

Bit confused about your age-appearance range however

Yes. During the 17 day swing between the 2 posts I began facial exfoliation with a new product and I guess it's working. Everyone used to guess me to be mid 30's, but the most recent feedback came from a sweet Latina college student I met at the grocery store. After three hours of incredible sex we were laying up in the bed and she told me I didn't look a day over 27. So the exfoliation cream is working.

[Krankenstein]

Yes. During the 17 day swing between the 2 posts I began facial exfoliation with a new product and I guess it's working. Everyone used to guess me to be mid 30's, but the most recent feedback came from a sweet Latina college student I met at the grocery store. After three hours of incredible sex we were laying up in the bed and she told me I didn't look a day over 27. So the exfoliation cream is working.

Sounds like you didn't mind her 5 o'clock shadow and adams apple.

[joswift]

Yes. During the 17 day swing between the 2 posts I began facial exfoliation with a new product and I guess it's working. Everyone used to guess me to be mid 30's, but the most recent feedback came from a sweet Latina college student I met at the grocery store. After three hours of incredible sex we were laying up in the bed and she told me I didn't look a day over 27. So the exfoliation cream is working.

put some more on your fingertips, it may stop you typing for a while...

[tatoo]

Yes. During the 17 day swing between the 2 posts I began facial exfoliation with a new product and I guess it's working. Everyone used to guess me to be mid 30's, but the most recent feedback came from a sweet Latina college student I met at the grocery store. After three hours of incredible sex we were laying up in the bed and she told me I didn't look a day over 27. So the exfoliation cream is working.

how old are you faggit?

[MAXX]

[Beefjake]

The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.

Lol. Typical demographic 🙄

[joswift]

how old are you faggit?

he will say the same age as dj bearing in mind hes doing a lame impression of him

[Lartinos]

he will say the same age as dj bearing in mind hes doing a lame impression of him

DJ is such a colossal fuck-up he has inspired his own gimmick.

I’m sure the real chief is reading all this though.

[Professor Deltoid]

Sounds like you didn't mind her 5 o'clock shadow and adams apple.

Sorry chief, I'm not a member of the "woke" tranny lover generation. I'm strictly old school and only fuck with hot Latina broads (who were born broads lol) and the occasional Eastern European sexpot.

[Phantom Spunker]

Prof is a shagger of biblical proportions, I have to give him that. Would love to hear some more stories of past conquests.

[Krankenstein]

Sorry chief, I'm not a member of the "woke" tranny lover generation. I'm strictly old school and only fuck with hot Latina broads (who were born broads lol) and the occasional Eastern European sexpot.

Riiiight.  You sound like the kind of guy who enjoys a good dick-shelfing from a thai lady boy

[robcguns]

Sounds like you didn't mind her 5 o'clock shadow and adams apple.

Hahahaha.

[AbrahamG]

Sorry chief, I'm not a member of the "woke" tranny lover generation. I'm strictly old school and only fuck with hot Latina broads (who were born broads lol) and the occasional Eastern European sexpot.

Are you #teamhorsecock material?

[Professor Deltoid]

Are you #teamhorsecock material?

I do happen to he be extremely well-hung yes. Women considered me to be huge when I was walking around at an Arnold-esque 244 lbs. Then when I leaned out down to 167 lbs of striated granite it just got insane. I'm so big now chicks are referring their girlfriends to me. Getting this lean added another 2" to an already massive anaconda. I drop a couple of NO2 capsules and it's just other-worldly. Chicks are just amazed.

[1Patrick]

I do happen to he be extremely well-hung yes. Women considered me to be huge when I was walking around at an Arnold-esque 244 lbs. Then when I leaned out down to 167 lbs of striated granite it just got insane. I'm so big now chicks are referring their girlfriends to me. Getting this lean added another 2" to an already massive anaconda. I drop a couple of NO2 capsules and it's just other-worldly. Chicks are just amazed.

DJ how’s life ??Hope all is well.

[robcguns]

DJ how’s life ??Hope all is well.

Hahaha. This definitely this.