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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #50 on: October 15, 2024, 08:35:24 PM »
The gut in  full bloom.

Love the knee sleeve to run 10 yards

Photoshopped just like the pool pic!

He's gone from Little Lord Fauntleroy to Little Horsey Hankins!

Run Forest Run!

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #51 on: October 15, 2024, 08:48:44 PM »

He's gone from Little Lord Fauntleroy to Little Horsey Hankins!

Run Forest Run!


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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #52 on: October 15, 2024, 08:54:22 PM »
JPJ,
Any chance you could get over to Selma and race Bhanky in his backyard?

That chubby Forest Gimp is going to have to come through a few rounds of heat races before he is remotely ready for that.

For chrissakes I could cross that tiny little backyard in a few full-length strides.


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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #53 on: October 15, 2024, 09:41:02 PM »
Of course he's not racing anyone, this is all a setup for "Duke tripped me when I was sprinting and I fell and am injured and can't take the LSAT or get Pec Surgery"

Think about this, he's so debilitated that he needs to use a Trike, but is running wind sprints?  Maybe he wrecked the Trike.

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #54 on: October 15, 2024, 10:45:54 PM »
My kid came into the house with a ball today and asked if I wanted a kick around with him in the garden.

"Without Training? Are you insane?" I told him.

I could have died.

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #55 on: October 15, 2024, 11:38:03 PM »
Hips and Delts, same width... A nice "barrel taper"...

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #56 on: October 15, 2024, 11:57:21 PM »



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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #57 on: October 16, 2024, 12:20:12 AM »




What sort of spasmoid running is that  :D ;D :D

Look at that Gut !!

Nice to see the dog - err I mean wife in the background

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #58 on: October 16, 2024, 01:17:42 AM »
Swifter than Taylor Swift bro.

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #59 on: October 16, 2024, 01:32:23 AM »

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #60 on: October 16, 2024, 02:11:11 AM »

criticised Josh for using kneee sleeves, wearing a knee sleeve

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #61 on: October 16, 2024, 02:12:21 AM »

What sort of spasmoid running is that  :D ;D :D

Look at that Gut !!

Nice to see the dog - err I mean wife in the background

the lack of self awareness is off the charts, he actually watched that back and thought it would impress people here.

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #62 on: October 16, 2024, 02:54:58 AM »
I don’t give a fuck about plastic trophies. What I care about is being able to run and play soccer with my kid. That is what I trained legs for when I said I played soccer with my kid I meant it. This is what I trained to do this is why I put my knees through it this is why I train legs. Mission accomplished

No warmup no stretch just decided to give it a try. I have not run this far in over 2 decades.  The backyard is so inviting I may add sprints to my program. Almost surprised it felt good. I want to get a sled. I hope it won’t tear up the grass.

Tell me again how I can’t run



I seriously think if you continue doing that, you will do damage.  Your legs are flailing wayyyy out of where they should be every step.  You look liable to get injured every step.


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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #63 on: October 16, 2024, 02:57:14 AM »
the lack of self awareness is off the charts, he actually watched that back and thought it would impress people here.

Nah, he's taking the piss.   I'm slightly impressed that he does actually have a sense of humour.  I thought he had zero.

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #64 on: October 16, 2024, 03:08:03 AM »

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #65 on: October 16, 2024, 03:10:40 AM »
The leg collapsing inward like that is a sign of weak quads and hip abductors.

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #66 on: October 16, 2024, 03:19:37 AM »
The leg collapsing inward like that is a sign of weak quads and hip abductors.


UN-POSS-IBLE!

He did 8 miles downhill on the gaycycle.

he is Paul de mayo meets paul anderson
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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #67 on: October 16, 2024, 03:50:12 AM »
I don’t give a fuck about plastic trophies.


That`s a good thing cuz you won`t be winning any anytime soon.

"I feel so good I could run through a wall and tackle a bear" - Brian Hankins   ;D

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #68 on: October 16, 2024, 03:52:08 AM »
Knee Valgus of Peace...


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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #69 on: October 16, 2024, 04:05:13 AM »


You should never run with a "full belly" !!    :-X  :-\

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #70 on: October 16, 2024, 04:08:49 AM »
he's a waddling big tit fatty now


that hgh was money well spent you stolen valour coward.

Get mong boy back in school he's already a retard give the poor kid a chance.
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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #71 on: October 16, 2024, 04:10:48 AM »
and he thinks when hes out in the neighbourhood people are looking at him with admiration or that they are impressed by him

hes the daft old kunt on the trike

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #72 on: October 16, 2024, 04:10:54 AM »
Knee Valgus of Peace...



Looks really odd, the way the knees are buckling. Like doing squats with way more weight than one can handle.

Really odd biomechanics.

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #73 on: October 16, 2024, 04:11:12 AM »
Hips and Delts, same width... A nice "barrel taper"...

That isn't even possible if my hips were the same width of my delts my arms wouldn't hang down they would be out to the side.

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Re: Playing Soccer aka RUNNING
« Reply #74 on: October 16, 2024, 04:12:03 AM »

criticised Josh for using kneee sleeves, wearing a knee sleeve

How many Titanium bolts does Josh have in his knees???