Playing Soccer aka RUNNING

[joswift]

A probation or parole officer is an official appointed or sworn to investigate, report on, and supervise the conduct of convicted offenders on probation or those released from incarceration to community supervision such as parole

Brian lied again...

[webstar]

in trouble for violating probation he was never on. 

I live in NC and my probation officer says I can meet you anywhere in state hell I will pay for your damn gas to get here

Why would an innocent person have a probation officer?

[Walter Sobchak]

lie

Once him and I started discussing this further, he immediately lost interest and came up with the parole officer story.

He was trying to pass himself off as a UFC level MMA fighter, the 0-3 record and Clegg story hadn’t come out yet.

He’s a pathological liar.

[Hulkotron]

"Headliner"

bhanks: which MMA cards did you headline?

[joswift]

I may be a little biased as my Doctor recently prescribed me 25mg of Anavar for my joints. I have post surgical degenerative arthritis and bone on bone grinding which induced osteoporosis type bone loss basically the ball in my shoulder socket is breaking down and the knee as well creating more bone fragments and spurs every year. Supposedly anavar will help slow this process as it increases the bone mineral density like wolverine.

a real doctor would never do that

another lie

[joswift]

Are you going to come cook me hourly casseroles??? I am very active and my body will not store any fat. Adding 65lbs of muscle at my age isn't very realistic. But fuck yes I would be 400 if it was up to me. I would like to see 240 but again that is going to be difficult when I live on a mountain and snowboard a couple hours a day without a proper gym all winter. I literally have a bench and some dumbells to train this winter that is it. I also have chrohns so I get digestive issues it is not going to be very pleasant eating like that. But I am making gains now

Lie

[38 returns]

lovely work jeff!

brian!


BRIAN!

[AbrahamG]

Lie

Bhanks never misses shrugs day.

[wes]

Abe are you watching Amazon Prime....Tim Tszyu is fighting next?

[webstar]

Lie

Not bald

[Gym Rat]

Not bald

Walking anatomy chart

[rocket]

I have to say, I didn't see Hank as a pathological liar in his 2024 posting style of mostly avoiding commenting on anything he thinks he might need to lie about but his 2021 posting was definitely pathological.

A non pathological liar might admit they were talking a lot of shit back then and that it is what it is but a real pathological liar will never, ever admit they lied.

Hank, what say you?  How do you explain these claims? 

[WrongAdvices]

I have to say, I didn't see Hank as a pathological liar in his 2024 posting style of mostly avoiding commenting on anything he thinks he might need to lie about but his 2021 posting was definitely pathological.

A non pathological liar might admit they were talking a lot of shit back then and that it is what it is but a real pathological liar will never, ever admit they lied.

Hank, what say you?  How do you explain these claims?

Back then far less was known about him in order to call him out and show he was lying.  Now he has to be more careful because he has stupidly revealed so much about his family, history, etc.  So it seems less pathological.

I wonder why people here hate him so much.  It's entirely justified because he is a total liar, braggart, coward, snitch, spoiled, bully, and overall bad person who has avoided karma for years due to getting lucky with Daddy's money.  But what would people say is the core reason they hate him?  For me it's the dishonest braggart part.

[joswift]

I have to say, I didn't see Hank as a pathological liar in his 2024 posting style of mostly avoiding commenting on anything he thinks he might need to lie about but his 2021 posting was definitely pathological.

A non pathological liar might admit they were talking a lot of shit back then and that it is what it is but a real pathological liar will never, ever admit they lied.

Hank, what say you?  How do you explain these claims?

I have never lied about anything. I miscalculated my 1 rep squat max by 40lbs and somehow have been labeled a liar ever since. I do not lie

I guess I have never lied once if you guys don't believe me fine quit asking me questions then. You ask I answer then you flip out and demand documented evidence from 40 years ago. Now you guys don't believe I ran cross country 30 years ago lol as if I give a fuck

[Hulkotron]

The original claim on the squat was not 405x1 after training for it for a month, it was "405 for reps right now".

He of course downplays this after the fact to ~ well I was only off by 10%, I basically did it.

[WrongAdvices]

Right, many here don't follow very closely (can you blame them) so have more of a casual than deep understanding.  It actually takes quite a lot to keep up with him and all his lies because he jumps from thread to thread so it's hard for anyone to keep a full picture.  Miss a few days with work or life and you could be miles behind.

[GymnJuice]

I still don't quite understand - the challenge for hank is to do this 12 times, why are we doing videos of a single at the weight?

I don't know where the original post is. But Hanky inserted himself into someone else's training posts where they had talked about working up to their maximum deadlift and claimed whatever they could do he could rep out 12 times.

[joswift]

I graduated in August 2000. I went to Meps in October 2001 a full year later. I worked in accounting and finance for about 9 months prior. It was boring I though joining the Army and going to war would be exciting I joined I got deployed to Kosovo for 10 months it wasn't that exciting the end. Germany was fun but barracks were like being back in a dorm room with freshman the other soldiers were younger everyone my age was married in married housing. Not really sure why you guys find this so interesting or remarkable and I have been through it before

he graduated, worked for 9 months then joined up and went to Kosovo before being sent to Germany?
So after 9 months working and spoending 10 months in Kosovo he managed to amass enough money to buy a Porche and get the military to ship it to Germany free of charge

all the other soilders were younger in his dorm, others his age were in housing as they were married?

Looks like Brian wasnt "deployed" at all, people deployed dont get to take their families with them
Being stationed overseas you can take family but not deployed


There is so much wrong with his entire army claim I dont know where to start

11Charlie (mortarman infantry) and I came out of basic an E4 because I already had a degree. I enlisted in the infantry because that is what my grandfather was and they allowed a 2 year enlistment. In retrospect I should have gone in as an officer and been an accountant in the Army (officers don't pick MOS it gets assigned they also have to do a 6 year sign up. I had a recent finance degree so they would have made me a bean counter). I could be retired by now but at the time being 23 I thought being infantry and going to war would be fun then they sent me to Kosovo instead anyway. I moved to Manhattan when I got out of the Army I went to school in Brooklyn as a kid for a few years when my mother worked on Wall Street so that is what I wanted to do. Again in retrospect an army finance job would have been the better plan.

Said no soldier ever

[webstar]

Does shit stain Spencer have school this week?

Or is it another random week off ?

[joswift]

Does shit stain Spencer have school this week?

Or is it another random week off ?

he should be back with his mom today

Brian will be here later while Ems on the phone talking about how her and the boyfriend are going to remodel the pool room

[Griffith]

he graduated, worked for 9 months then joined up and went to Kosovo before being sent to Germany?
So after 9 months working and spoending 10 months in Kosovo he managed to amass enough money to buy a Porche and get the military to ship it to Germany free of charge

all the other soilders were younger in his dorm, others his age were in housing as they were married?

Looks like Brian wasnt "deployed" at all, people deployed dont get to take their families with them
Being stationed overseas you can take family but not deployed


There is so much wrong with his entire army claim I dont know where to start
Said no soldier ever

I can imagine the reaction of the officers when this private had his Porsche shipped over 

[wes]

I ain’t seen it so it doesn’t count to me

Well just cus you ain`t seen it,we have, and it`s legit.

[joswift]

Probation not parole my mistake and again not convicted of anything getbig keeps accusing me off

Notice the avoidance and wordsmithery

"not convicted of anything getbig keeps accusing me of"

Thats not the same as "not convicted"

he now just avoids the probabtion officer question because he knows he was convicted of a crime that warranted one

He thinks his record being expunged menas it doesnt exist, must have cost him an arm and a leg to get a conviction off his record that would warrent a probabtion officer.

What type of offenses can lead to a sentencing of probation?

Probation is available as an alternative to incarceration for certain misdemeanors and less serious felony convictions in New York, such as class C, D and E nonviolent felonies and class E violent felonies.

In family court, individuals can be placed on probation for domestic violence offenses. In criminal court, offenders may be sentenced to probation for certain charges such as driving while intoxicated (DWI), theft, assault, sex offenses, possession of firearms and burglary, among others.

There are many factors that are considered during sentencing. An experienced attorney can help individuals charged with a crime determine how long of a potential sentence they face and whether probation is available.

[Never1AShow]

He can play that game with expunged and pretend it means poor but the question that libs him down that he won’t answer is “what did you plead guilty to that the Probation Officer was monitoring you for?”

Same as why did you have to leave the military?

Who is driving you away from Dr Hamburger chest?

[joswift]

He can play that game with expunged and pretend it means poor but the question that libs him down that he won’t answer is “what did you plead guilty to that the Probation Officer was monitoring you for?”

Same as why did you have to leave the military?

Who is driving you away from Dr Hamburger chest?

no way specific enough for Brian, he will slide past that with "I didnt have to leave"

What was the reason you did not serve your initial term of two years you signed up for?

If he cant semantic his way out he just ignores the question, they you know hes full of shit

I have been asking him why he had a probation officer now for three years, hes ignored it every time