Playing Soccer aka RUNNING

[Hulkotron]

Well just cus you ain`t seen it,we have, and it`s legit.

Five getbiggers of impeccable breeding and reputation have seen my video proof, that is enough for me.  bhanks will have to make do with the mid-lift screenshot I posted of the weight going up (here it is again).  The clown's role in the circus is to entertain the audience, they don't tell the audience what to do.

Not sure why anyone on a weightlifting/bodybuilding/fitness forum would doubt such a modest lift as a 335 deadlift.  According to StrengthLevel it is stronger than 57% of male lifters my age and weight, it is not some outlandish claim.  I didn't do much serious lifting from age ~32-40 (am 44 now) but someone who has been lifting weights for the better part of 25 years should be a little stronger than average, at least.

Appreciate the comments that it looked like I had more in the tank.  I would like to get to 350 at least which would be a ~ 2x body weight pull.  However, respectfully, I don't bullshit on here when it comes to what I say I can lift.  I'm like a weak version of Soul Crusher, if I say I can do a lift then it means I've already done it, I am not speculating/guessing.  I do not engage in any "I think..." "The plan is..." "Back in college..." "Back in the army..." "I didn't know it was a contest..." "I could have done more..." "It wasn't my max..." bhanks-type fantasizing, do the lift or shut up about it.

[joswift]

Five getbiggers of impeccable breeding and reputation have seen my video proof, that is enough for me.  bhanks will have to make do with the mid-lift screenshot I posted of the weight going up (here it is again).  The clown's role in the circus is to entertain the audience, they don't tell the audience what to do.

Not sure why anyone on a weightlifting/bodybuilding/fitness forum would doubt such a modest lift as a 335 deadlift.  According to StrengthLevel it is stronger than 57% of male lifters my age and weight, it is not some outlandish claim.  I didn't do much serious lifting from age ~32-40 (am 44 now) but someone who has been lifting weights for the better part of 25 years should be a little stronger than average, at least.

Appreciate the comments that it looked like I had more in the tank.  I would like to get to 350 at least which would be a ~ 2x body weight pull.  However, respectfully, I don't bullshit on here when it comes to what I say I can lift.  I'm like a weak version of Soul Crusher, if I say I can do a lift then it means I've already done it, I am not speculating/guessing.  I do not engage in any "I think..." "The plan is..." "Back in college..." "Back in the army..." "I didn't know it was a contest..." "I could have done more..." "It wasn't my max..." bhanks-type fantasizing, do the lift or shut up about it.

you forgot to write "But Yeah" 

[webstar]

Five getbiggers of impeccable breeding and reputation have seen my video proof, that is enough for me.  bhanks will have to make do with the mid-lift screenshot I posted of the weight going up (here it is again).  The clown's role in the circus is to entertain the audience, they don't tell the audience what to do.

Not sure why anyone on a weightlifting/bodybuilding/fitness forum would doubt such a modest lift as a 335 deadlift.  According to StrengthLevel it is stronger than 57% of male lifters my age and weight, it is not some outlandish claim.  I didn't do much serious lifting from age ~32-40 (am 44 now) but someone who has been lifting weights for the better part of 25 years should be a little stronger than average, at least.

Appreciate the comments that it looked like I had more in the tank.  I would like to get to 350 at least which would be a ~ 2x body weight pull.  However, respectfully, I don't bullshit on here when it comes to what I say I can lift.  I'm like a weak version of Soul Crusher, if I say I can do a lift then it means I've already done it, I am not speculating/guessing.  I do not engage in any "I think..." "The plan is..." "Back in college..." "Back in the army..." "I didn't know it was a contest..." "I could have done more..." "It wasn't my max..." bhanks-type fantasizing, do the lift or shut up about it.

Nice,

Do you have trouble loading the bar?

Brian, said he could deadlift 450-500 lbs conventional but too lazy to load the bar.

Do you suffer from the same lethargy?

[GymnJuice]

Five getbiggers of impeccable breeding and reputation have seen my video proof, that is enough for me.  bhanks will have to make do with the mid-lift screenshot I posted of the weight going up (here it is again).  The clown's role in the circus is to entertain the audience, they don't tell the audience what to do.

Not sure why anyone on a weightlifting/bodybuilding/fitness forum would doubt such a modest lift as a 335 deadlift.  According to StrengthLevel it is stronger than 57% of male lifters my age and weight, it is not some outlandish claim.  I didn't do much serious lifting from age ~32-40 (am 44 now) but someone who has been lifting weights for the better part of 25 years should be a little stronger than average, at least.

Appreciate the comments that it looked like I had more in the tank.  I would like to get to 350 at least which would be a ~ 2x body weight pull.  However, respectfully, I don't bullshit on here when it comes to what I say I can lift.  I'm like a weak version of Soul Crusher, if I say I can do a lift then it means I've already done it, I am not speculating/guessing.  I do not engage in any "I think..." "The plan is..." "Back in college..." "Back in the army..." "I didn't know it was a contest..." "I could have done more..." "It wasn't my max..." bhanks-type fantasizing, do the lift or shut up about it.

I like how the trap bar sits in the background, silently mocking Hanky's unimpressive attempts to outlift you.

[Hulkotron]

I like how the trap bar sits in the background, silently mocking Hanky's unimpressive attempts to outlift you.

Thanks, I thought that was a nice touch.  It also only has low-handles.

[irishdave]

Those bumper plates look awesome. Where can I find them hulkster

[Hulkotron]

Nice,

Do you have trouble loading the bar?

Brian, said he could deadlift 450-500 lbs conventional but too lazy to load the bar.

Do you suffer from the same lethargy?

His resting heart rate is 100, not surprising such things are difficult.

Dave, the plates are Rogue HG 2.0 BPs (https://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-hg-2-0-bumper-plates), weight tolerance is +/- 1% which is pretty good for this price range, 2% is more common.  Rogue makes quality stuff.  One of them has a small chip out of it, maybe a half-centimeter or so, that's all so far from about five years of daily use and counting.

[robcguns]

Five getbiggers of impeccable breeding and reputation have seen my video proof, that is enough for me.  bhanks will have to make do with the mid-lift screenshot I posted of the weight going up (here it is again).  The clown's role in the circus is to entertain the audience, they don't tell the audience what to do.

Not sure why anyone on a weightlifting/bodybuilding/fitness forum would doubt such a modest lift as a 335 deadlift.  According to StrengthLevel it is stronger than 57% of male lifters my age and weight, it is not some outlandish claim.  I didn't do much serious lifting from age ~32-40 (am 44 now) but someone who has been lifting weights for the better part of 25 years should be a little stronger than average, at least.

Appreciate the comments that it looked like I had more in the tank.  I would like to get to 350 at least which would be a ~ 2x body weight pull.  However, respectfully, I don't bullshit on here when it comes to what I say I can lift.  I'm like a weak version of Soul Crusher, if I say I can do a lift then it means I've already done it, I am not speculating/guessing.  I do not engage in any "I think..." "The plan is..." "Back in college..." "Back in the army..." "I didn't know it was a contest..." "I could have done more..." "It wasn't my max..." bhanks-type fantasizing, do the lift or shut up about it.

Sexy leg and forearm hulk. Send nudes, asking for a friend nohomo.

[illuminati]

Five getbiggers of impeccable breeding and reputation have seen my video proof, that is enough for me.  bhanks will have to make do with the mid-lift screenshot I posted of the weight going up (here it is again).  The clown's role in the circus is to entertain the audience, they don't tell the audience what to do.

Not sure why anyone on a weightlifting/bodybuilding/fitness forum would doubt such a modest lift as a 335 deadlift.  According to StrengthLevel it is stronger than 57% of male lifters my age and weight, it is not some outlandish claim.  I didn't do much serious lifting from age ~32-40 (am 44 now) but someone who has been lifting weights for the better part of 25 years should be a little stronger than average, at least.

Appreciate the comments that it looked like I had more in the tank.  I would like to get to 350 at least which would be a ~ 2x body weight pull.  However, respectfully, I don't bullshit on here when it comes to what I say I can lift.  I'm like a weak version of Soul Crusher, if I say I can do a lift then it means I've already done it, I am not speculating/guessing.  I do not engage in any "I think..." "The plan is..." "Back in college..." "Back in the army..." "I didn't know it was a contest..." "I could have done more..." "It wasn't my max..." bhanks-type fantasizing, do the lift or shut up about it.

I havent seen it - Yet I have no reason to doubt you or the others that have seen it.  It is laughable how weak Bianca is 25+yrs of Drug useage
& constantly bragging how Strong he is - He's everything but Strong
one Weak Pathetic waster of a lifter.

[Tennisballz]

Being under 6 feet tall and weighing around 225 pounds, Bhank should be considerably stronger than he is.  A 3 plate bench, 4 plate squat and 5 plate deadlift should all be doable for him, yet he can’t do any.  He claims to be a serious trainer and competes in bodybuilding.  He uses testosterone and HGH and probably other stuff too.  The bottom line is he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.  He doesn’t know how to train or diet.  It’s why he’ll never be successful in bodybuilding.  He never built the foundation, he just takes the drugs, does some shitty little useless workout, eats a bunch of crap and then posts meaningless garbage online.

[illuminati]

Being under 6 feet tall and weighing around 225 pounds, Bhank should be considerably stronger than he is.  A 3 plate bench, 4 plate squat and 5 plate deadlift should all be doable for him, yet he can’t do any.  He claims to be a serious trainer and competes in bodybuilding.  He uses testosterone and HGH and probably other stuff too.  The bottom line is he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.  He doesn’t know how to train or diet.  It’s why he’ll never be successful in bodybuilding.  He never built the foundation, he just takes the drugs, does some shitty little useless workout, eats a bunch of crap and then posts meaningless garbage online.

Yep + he Lies about anything & everything

He's one Really Weak Lifter.

[joswift]

Everything in the last couple of pages is real. No single claim has been exaggerated as can happen sometimes.

I will give Hanky credit though for not giving us a bunch of stories about him being a war hero/John Rambo type. That would have been the far easier route for him to take.

hes contemplating this now because he cant explain why he didnt complete his full deployment term, hence his "my reason for leaving was so fantastic you wouldnt believe me if I told you"

[bhank]

Well he asked why they did that, whether that was common and whether they shipped it back again for you.  That's three questions right there.

Every soldier stationed overseas gets household goods including a car shipped overseas aka Germany. They never ship cars on deployment aka Kosovo. It is standard practice the Army doesn't care if it is a Porsche or a Yugo. Just because this dumb fuck knows nothing about the American military doesn't make it my job to explain it to him. He screams lies when he has no idea wtf he is talking about why do I need to explain how the Army works to every dumbass civilian. I was clearly in it and he wasn't. But let him keep telling me how what I say makes no sense and I never fired a mortar guy is a fucking idiot.

[bhank]

I forgot about the "headlining MMA cards" bit.

I absolutely headlined Rough and Rowdy 1 at the Roanake Colisuem it was the first sanctioned mma event in the state. I was the last fight on the card

[bhank]

I have to say, I didn't see Hank as a pathological liar in his 2024 posting style of mostly avoiding commenting on anything he thinks he might need to lie about but his 2021 posting was definitely pathological.

A non pathological liar might admit they were talking a lot of shit back then and that it is what it is but a real pathological liar will never, ever admit they lied.

Hank, what say you?  How do you explain these claims?

I have never lied about a single thing I do not lie

[bhank]

he graduated, worked for 9 months then joined up and went to Kosovo before being sent to Germany?
So after 9 months working and spoending 10 months in Kosovo he managed to amass enough money to buy a Porche and get the military to ship it to Germany free of charge

all the other soilders were younger in his dorm, others his age were in housing as they were married?

Looks like Brian wasnt "deployed" at all, people deployed dont get to take their families with them
Being stationed overseas you can take family but not deployed


There is so much wrong with his entire army claim I dont know where to start
Said no soldier ever

Again not my job to explain everything in this world Jeff doesn't understand you just make up a bunch of nonsense and then say it doesn't make sense no shit because you just made it up

[bhank]

Five getbiggers of impeccable breeding and reputation have seen my video proof, that is enough for me.  bhanks will have to make do with the mid-lift screenshot I posted of the weight going up (here it is again).  The clown's role in the circus is to entertain the audience, they don't tell the audience what to do.

Not sure why anyone on a weightlifting/bodybuilding/fitness forum would doubt such a modest lift as a 335 deadlift.  According to StrengthLevel it is stronger than 57% of male lifters my age and weight, it is not some outlandish claim.  I didn't do much serious lifting from age ~32-40 (am 44 now) but someone who has been lifting weights for the better part of 25 years should be a little stronger than average, at least.

Appreciate the comments that it looked like I had more in the tank.  I would like to get to 350 at least which would be a ~ 2x body weight pull.  However, respectfully, I don't bullshit on here when it comes to what I say I can lift.  I'm like a weak version of Soul Crusher, if I say I can do a lift then it means I've already done it, I am not speculating/guessing.  I do not engage in any "I think..." "The plan is..." "Back in college..." "Back in the army..." "I didn't know it was a contest..." "I could have done more..." "It wasn't my max..." bhanks-type fantasizing, do the lift or shut up about it.

I dont give q fuck if Jesus Claims to have seen it I ain't seen shit. Its not what you lift according to get big but how you lift it. So either post it or shut the fuck up already and yeah regardless I can bang out a dozen reps with it anyway

[bhank]

Being under 6 feet tall and weighing around 225 pounds, Bhank should be considerably stronger than he is.  A 3 plate bench, 4 plate squat and 5 plate deadlift should all be doable for him, yet he can’t do any.  He claims to be a serious trainer and competes in bodybuilding.  He uses testosterone and HGH and probably other stuff too.  The bottom line is he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.  He doesn’t know how to train or diet.  It’s why he’ll never be successful in bodybuilding.  He never built the foundation, he just takes the drugs, does some shitty little useless workout, eats a bunch of crap and then posts meaningless garbage online.

I did a 3 plate bench this year despite my torn pec. I am really not sure why you just assume I can not make a lift. I have never failed a squat or deadlift attempt in my life. I was already jacked at 20 I built plenty of foundation I am just getting old now. There is no need to try and blow out my bad knees maxing deads and squats I train reps. I also already won an NPC Show

[joswift]

Every soldier stationed overseas gets household goods including a car shipped overseas aka Germany. They never ship cars on deployment aka Kosovo. It is standard practice the Army doesn't care if it is a Porsche or a Yugo. Just because this dumb fuck knows nothing about the American military doesn't make it my job to explain it to him. He screams lies when he has no idea wtf he is talking about why do I need to explain how the Army works to eve4ry dumbass civilian. I was clearly in it and he wasn't. But let him keep telling me how what I say makes no sense and I never fired a mortar guy is a fucking idiot.

Tell me Brain, why would they station a fit infantryman trained to fire motars who begged to go to a war zone in Germany rather than Iraq or Afghanistan?

And finally, with feeling

Why didnt you serve your full 2 years?

The more you avoid that question it casts doubt on everything else you write

You left under a cloud, anything you did before that means jackshit, I dont care if you out did Audie Fucking Murphy, something happened and its a pound to a peice of shit it was quitting or cowardice, traits you have aplenty.

[joswift]

I have never lied about a single thing I do not lie

You never tell the truth

why did you leave the army before serving your two years?

[bhank]

Tell me Brain, why would they station a fit infantryman trained to fire motars who begged to go to a war zone in Germany rather than Iraq or Afghanistan?

And finally, with feeling

Why didnt you serve your full 2 years?

The more you avoid that question it casts doubt on everything else you write

You left under a cloud, anything you did before that means jackshit, I dont care if you out did Audie Fucking Murphy, something happened and its a pound to a peice of shit it was quitting or cowardice, traits you have aplenty.

You are just making up nonsense. No one gets stationed in Iraq or Afghan they get deployed to those places big difference. However again not my job to explain the military 101 to a foreign civilian  hell there are 4 star generals who can’t tell you why the fuck we do what we do. I am not the US Armed Forces diplomatic relations representative. Take it up with your recruiter

[joswift]

I have never lied about a single thing I do not lie

really?

And yet I have maintained single digit bodyfat my entire life and have an FFMI of 29

[bhank]

really?

You keep showing one bad pic of me from 2 shows ago where I was holding water after making weight I  am still under 10% I have pics and video from that show and you can see vascularity. I am never over 10% for fuck sale I won that show if you showed me in an actual pose from that show I am clearly under 10

[rocket]

I absolutely headlined Rough and Rowdy 1 at the Roanake Colisuem it was the first sanctioned mma event in the state. I was the last fight on the card

Didn't you say you had headlined cards?

Wouldn't that require 2 times you were last fight?

[bhank]

Jesus you guys are lame it was nice not dealing with this stupidity for a bit