I dont think he was a fan of this Brownsville Station / Crue remake...
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Hankin's in the Boys Room
You ever seem to have one of those days where everyone's on your case
From GetBig all the way down to your new wife's boyfriend?
Well, you know, I used to have those about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about
[Verse 1]
Shittin' in the bathroom, Colitis is a drag
Posting on the internet, lurking for phags
On the Grindr app, you know it's my cue
I'm gonna pound some boys while spraying them w/ glue
[Chorus]
Hankins' in the boys room
Hankins' in the boys room
Now, GetBig, I wont argue, with all of you fools
'Cause everybody knows that Bailey's gonna lick my tool
Hey, hey
[Verse 2]
Checkin' out the "Gram", getting ready for a post
Looking good in Em's Undies, love these the most
My buddies, Jeff, GR and Josh
He likes the little kids in the OshKosh B'gosh
[Chorus]
Hankins' in the boys room
Hankins' in the boys room
Now, GetBig, I wont argue, with all of you fools
'Cause everybody knows that Bailey's gonna lick his tool
[Bridge]
Hey, can I be excused?
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
Well, put him to work on the excel sheet
He got distracted, trolling for meat
His boss was looking, for him all around
Two hours later, you know where he was found?
[Chorus]
Hankins' in the boys room
Hankins' in the boys room