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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #600 on: November 08, 2024, 03:01:51 AM »
You guys will be happy to know I blew out my knee last night on a flight of fucking stairs. I then had nightmares all night last night couldn't sleep. I have a splitting headache and I am back on a cane ths mornng just to get to my kitchen for coffee. My exam is in 3 hours and I am flying to California Monday morning and I cant fucking walk. I sure as fuck cant use a cane with the right arm for the rght kinee after getting surgery on my right pec I am truly fucked. So there will be no deadlift attempt and I will probably fuck up my exam and get stuck in Califrona yeah awesome the haters win

LMAO, Brian, this is pathological. Every single time you are approaching something that you've invested time in and hope to do well in, something goes catastrophically wrong. You do it as a defense mechanism because your anxiety is out of control and you're terrified. Just do the fucking exam and accept the result without inventing excuses.

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #601 on: November 08, 2024, 03:06:24 AM »
You guys will be happy to know I blew out my knee last night on a flight of fucking stairs. I then had nightmares all night last night couldn't sleep. I have a splitting headache and I am back on a cane ths mornng just to get to my kitchen for coffee. My exam is in 3 hours and I am flying to California Monday morning and I cant fucking walk. I sure as fuck cant use a cane with the right arm for the rght kinee after getting surgery on my right pec I am truly fucked. So there will be no deadlift attempt and I will probably fuck up my exam and get stuck in Califrona yeah awesome the haters win

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #602 on: November 08, 2024, 03:45:20 AM »
You guys will be happy to know I blew out my knee last night on a flight of fucking stairs. I then had nightmares all night last night couldn't sleep. I have a splitting headache and I am back on a cane ths mornng just to get to my kitchen for coffee. My exam is in 3 hours and I am flying to California Monday morning and I cant fucking walk. I sure as fuck cant use a cane with the right arm for the rght kinee after getting surgery on my right pec I am truly fucked. So there will be no deadlift attempt and I will probably fuck up my exam and get stuck in Califrona yeah awesome the haters win

bullshit.

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #603 on: November 08, 2024, 04:08:42 AM »
Yes, lies, he's realized he can't do the fantasy-deadlift claims and is bailing.

Show us your limp, bhanks.

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #604 on: November 08, 2024, 04:29:26 AM »
You guys will be happy to know I blew out my knee last night on a flight of fucking stairs. I then had nightmares all night last night couldn't sleep. I have a splitting headache and I am back on a cane ths mornng just to get to my kitchen for coffee. My exam is in 3 hours and I am flying to California Monday morning and I cant fucking walk. I sure as fuck cant use a cane with the right arm for the rght kinee after getting surgery on my right pec I am truly fucked. So there will be no deadlift attempt and I will probably fuck up my exam and get stuck in Califrona yeah awesome the haters win

Healthy as an ox blowing out your knee walking upstairs. You do realize how fucking stupid you are?

 A headache it’s going to make you fail your test?

A 47-year-old man having nightmares. What was the nightmare about?

Anytime you can’t do something. You make up excuses a few days prior to the event. To make yourself feel better.

 Like the contest. A few days out you’re complaining about not being able to keep down food, throwing up, etc. etc. the same bullshit with you.

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #605 on: November 08, 2024, 04:30:22 AM »
Yes, lies, he's realized he can't do the fantasy-deadlift claims and is bailing.

Show us your limp, bhanks.

I deadlifted 495 and squatted 425 in Bhanks honor...

DL - 6 sets
SQ - 6 sets
Log Press - 6 sets

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #606 on: November 08, 2024, 04:38:40 AM »
That post Brian just made about blowing out his knee etc. sounds JUST like a 14 year old girl stomping her feet because things didn’t go her way.

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #607 on: November 08, 2024, 04:42:41 AM »
That post Brian just made about blowing out his knee etc. sounds JUST like a 14 year old girl stomping her feet because things didn’t go her way.

Blowing out his knee standing up. Yet he is adamantly positive that he can beat up any  member and he can also run a 60 yard dash in 6 seconds .Sounds believable.

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #608 on: November 08, 2024, 04:42:52 AM »
You guys will be happy to know I blew out my knee last night on a flight of fucking stairs. I then had nightmares all night last night couldn't sleep. I have a splitting headache and I am back on a cane ths mornng just to get to my kitchen for coffee. My exam is in 3 hours and I am flying to California Monday morning and I cant fucking walk. I sure as fuck cant use a cane with the right arm for the rght kinee after getting surgery on my right pec I am truly fucked. So there will be no deadlift attempt and I will probably fuck up my exam and get stuck in Califrona yeah awesome the haters win

I couldnt lift it
I fucking told you if he failed we wouldnt get to know about it

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #609 on: November 08, 2024, 04:43:00 AM »
You guys will be happy to know I blew out my knee last night on a flight of fucking stairs. I then had nightmares all night last night couldn't sleep. I have a splitting headache and I am back on a cane ths mornng just to get to my kitchen for coffee. My exam is in 3 hours and I am flying to California Monday morning and I cant fucking walk. I sure as fuck cant use a cane with the right arm for the rght kinee after getting surgery on my right pec I am truly fucked. So there will be no deadlift attempt and I will probably fuck up my exam and get stuck in Califrona yeah awesome the haters win

I actually don't wish any health problems on you. But it is not normal to have so many ailments in your 40s. Don't you think all the stuff you're taking could be hurting you from within?

Try to find the silver lining in all this. Maybe the Florida doctor who sends you anadrol can get you a handicap parking sticker.

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #610 on: November 08, 2024, 04:45:51 AM »
Brian previously told us he didnt do stairs and never went up stairs at his old house, he also said he wouldnt be using stairs at his new home
My master bedroom is on the Main level just like my office and bathroom.  I do not go up or downstairs until I go downstairs to my gym. I do not go up 10 flights a day. I use the stairs to the basement 4x a week I do come up and down between sets. We also have half a flight outside the house. I probably leave the house 2-3 times a week. That’s about it for stairs. I never go upstairs

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #611 on: November 08, 2024, 04:48:35 AM »
Brian previously told us he didnt do stairs and never went up stairs at his old house, he also said he wouldnt be using stairs at his new home

Maybe someone can arrange a gofundme for Hanky to install a chair lift at his new home?


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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #612 on: November 08, 2024, 04:49:27 AM »
Yesterday he said he hopes the Scott is dead but when he hurts his knee we are the Haters.

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #613 on: November 08, 2024, 04:50:00 AM »
Brian previously told us he didnt do stairs and never went up stairs at his old house, he also said he wouldnt be using stairs at his new home

Ha ha ha I forgot about that lie

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #614 on: November 08, 2024, 04:50:25 AM »
You guys will be happy to know I blew out my knee last night on a flight of fucking stairs. I then had nightmares all night last night couldn't sleep. I have a splitting headache and I am back on a cane ths mornng just to get to my kitchen for coffee. My exam is in 3 hours and I am flying to California Monday morning and I cant fucking walk. I sure as fuck cant use a cane with the right arm for the rght kinee after getting surgery on my right pec I am truly fucked. So there will be no deadlift attempt and I will probably fuck up my exam and get stuck in Califrona yeah awesome the haters win
Surgery is the 13th flight is the 10th LSAT is the 8th so yeah when am I supposed to fly to England troll hunting?

They changed your flight day?
You said you were flying Sunday, now its Monday?


Kunt isnt going anywhere, hes not even having surgery, I gurantee hes here next week saying they cancelled his surgery


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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #615 on: November 08, 2024, 04:50:51 AM »
Yesterday he said he hopes the Scott is dead but when he hurts his knee we are the Haters.

Let’s not forget he always said he wanted to kick out the cane. Scott uses the irony.

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #616 on: November 08, 2024, 05:09:03 AM »
I woke up today and felt a touch of the thritis in my knee.  Must be the weather.  Anything new?

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #617 on: November 08, 2024, 05:39:07 AM »
so Brian tried 405 w/o straps or 455w straps and failed

and this is the excuse

everyone saw it coming and here it is

also remember your flight day lies Brian you moron
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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #618 on: November 08, 2024, 05:40:19 AM »
I think the cane is bullshit. Brian post a picture or video of you using the cane.

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #619 on: November 08, 2024, 05:52:51 AM »
Yesterday he said he hopes the Scott is dead but when he hurts his knee we are the Haters.

He of all people should know that Karma is a bitch.  Fuck him.  I also think he's just lying.  Didn't he say he had no problem with stairs?  And if he did why are there stairs in his new house?  Heck is it even true there are?  What about the Trike and the sprints?

Wait til delon gets into searching for prior claims about "stairs".

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #620 on: November 08, 2024, 05:57:52 AM »
From the stomach down he looks like Satan from Southpark.

https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-l0HlzKvzSxKC3IJdm

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #621 on: November 08, 2024, 06:32:42 AM »
Life has never been better be mad

This was begging, begging for it to fall apart

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #622 on: November 08, 2024, 06:35:44 AM »

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #623 on: November 08, 2024, 06:49:02 AM »
They changed your flight day?
You said you were flying Sunday, now its Monday?


Kunt isnt going anywhere, hes not even having surgery, I gurantee hes here next week saying they cancelled his surgery

Cut him a break, he decided to fly on Veteran's Day because he gets a discount, oh wait ...

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Re: 425lb dead at 211
« Reply #624 on: November 08, 2024, 06:54:35 AM »
Probably blew his knee on the deadlifts  :-\