You forgot to include full-blown cancer.
I see that #15 and #29 were duplicative, so I'm replacing number 15 with "the cancer in my digestive tract" which I don't think is duplicative. Ailment count number stays the same. Thanks!
1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. "the cancer in my digestive tract"
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37. Erectile dysfunction
38. Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39. Bulimia
40. Agoraphobia (not Agorgophobia though)
41. Lactose Intolerant
42. Baker's cyst
43. Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44. Two-step "sliding knee"
45. "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46. Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47. Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48. Legs still don't bend right
49. Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50. can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51. minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52. Sore throat
53. Debilitating sunburn
54. 110 resting heartrate after coffee
55. Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56. Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57. Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58. Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59. Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60. Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61. Infected hernia side incisions
62. 2 cm meniscus tear
63. Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64. Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65. abs hurt when he coughs
66. foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67. Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68. Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70. Dead arm
71. Botched hernia operation
72. Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73. Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74. Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75. Dyslexia
76. Liposuction scars
77. Spends half the night passing gas
78. Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79. High blood pressure 200+/160+.
80. Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81. constant painful heartburn
82. cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83. Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84. mania
85. left shoulder is not entirely stable
86. Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87. Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88. Coughing up blood
89. Carpal tunnel in hands
90. Deviated Septum
91. Chronic back pain due to (??)
92. Opioid addiction
93. Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94. Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95. Osteoporosis
96. clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98. Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99. 2 Eyes different size
100. Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101. Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102. Appetite Ulcer
103. Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)
104. Spaghetti-Os induced, pants shitting causing, backstage stinking up Explosive gas
105. Painfully inflamed lymph node in leg.
106. DSP (Delayed Sodium Processing)
107. Deaf in left ear from Mortar System
108. blew out knee walking up stairs after fighting with wife-fluid in the knee - 100cc of blood drawn out of the knee every other week - knee cap is floating
