Bullshit 5 hitches is not nitpicking. I have no desire to push my body to the point of hurting my spine. I am not going to hitch a fucking thing. If I get stuck I am putting it down.
He (MattC) "got the weight up", didn't he? By your own criteria you use for yourself, that's a "good lift".
Pull something without straps you baby-soft weak kunt.