He probably would keep repeating how he won the Cup! ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then he lets out terrible gas and the person next time him throws up - complete S show for the next 5 hours.
Flight attendants come over and Bhanks starts screaming at them that they don't lift, etc. People overhear the screaming and pull out phones to record and Bhanks rips his shirt off and starts posing in the aisle. . . . .
Bhanks then in his hi pitched voices screams to the other passengers - "GB thinks I have a gut! Do I look like I have a gut!!!!! FNG mentally ill fat F in Canada is ruining my life! FNG fat ahole in England too! Do I look fat? Look at these abs!"
Flight Attendant: "sir - are you ok have you taken your medication today?"
Bhank: "Can you strict curl 167 lbs?"
Flight Attendant: "Sir . . . . Please . . .we have a long flight ahead."
Bhank: " I run this airline !"
Flight Attendant: "Sir , are you ok ? It appears your Depens are leaking, can I assist you to the bathroom to clean yourself up?"
Bhank: "I scored 170 on my practice LSAT and in Top 1%!"
Flight Attendant: "Sir please, this is all well and good but you need to clean yourself up as other passengers are being severely inconvenienced by this all."
Bhank: "None of them can strict curl 167 lbs!"
Flight Attendant: "Mission control - we need to turn the bird around there is no way we are making it to California. Please make arrangements with security to take the passenger into custody."
Bhank: "Can't be faded! I won the cup!"