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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2024, 05:25:30 AM »
My mom actual got hers in the 60s so I remember all the mechanics and issues the car had over the years very difficult to even find someone qualified to work on it. That is why living at the beach with no jag dealership I said no to buying the car. Looks awesome drives awesome sounds awesome but too complicated under the hood. That is why a type E built by jaguar now with modern tech would be best. The car had a ton of power but 50 year old brakes and suspension was scary to push it

They have made some sharp looking cars that sound sweet no doubt. Too bad the mechanics dont live up to the look.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2024, 05:26:14 AM »
Jaguar is owned by Tata Motors of India.


They have done very well with Land Rover / Range Rover, but seem to want to get rid of JAGUAR..

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2024, 05:29:24 AM »
Aston Martin used to use Ford interior buttons


At the time Ford had created the "Premier Automotive Group" = Lincoln, Volvo, Aston Martin, JAGUAR, and Land Rover. Things went downhill and they sold everything except Lincoln.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2024, 06:25:44 AM »
Yep, another once great brand being driven down the drain by insane woke "DEI" managers:



   An ad campaign targeting less than 1% of the population. That should work out real well


All car production has stopped, they will be going full electric, with their only model scheduled to be launched sometime in 2025.
This is a teaser of that new model:





They don't communicate much about cars, which is odd for a car builder. Instead they focus on the LBGHTBLT+ "community", which they hope will be their new customers.
JAGUAR wants nothing to do anymore with their current buyers, they can go f themselves.

Seems like a brilliant strategy, or what?    ;D

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2024, 06:58:05 AM »

They have done very well with Land Rover / Range Rover, but seem to want to get rid of JAGUAR..

a range rover was the worst vehicle i have ever owned bar none...  always something wrong... looked awesome but fuck that shit gets old quick.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2024, 07:12:01 AM »
a range rover was the worst vehicle i have ever owned bar none...  always something wrong... looked awesome but fuck that shit gets old quick.

Funny I had one of those as well and absolutely agree my fucking side panels kept popping off then an open sunscreen let some water in which short circuited and totaled the entire vehicle

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2024, 07:15:16 AM »
Agree with Rob C.G. on this matter.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2024, 07:42:20 AM »
So they’ve stopped production of everything and are all in on this new car? How much capital do they have that they can remove all their product from the market?

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« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2024, 08:35:39 AM »
I was going to buy a range rover a couple of years ago but a mechanic I was banging, FEMALE mechanic, there ain't no puffy business here,Gemma from Amersham said don't buy range rivers.
Got a nice 430 bmw instead

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2024, 09:33:00 AM »
So they’ve stopped production of everything and are all in on this new car? How much capital do they have that they can remove all their product from the market?


According to this Car & Driver article it might even be 2026 until a new Jaguar car will appear in showrooms:


https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a62716329/future-of-jaguar/


At the end of this year production of all their current models will have stopped. I guess it's sister company Land Rover that will keep them alive, and financial help from parent company Tata Motors.

The F-Pace is a good looking model imo, but they will stop its production too alas:







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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2024, 09:35:57 AM »
Don Draper was clearly not involved in the creative process of this campaign.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2024, 10:26:43 AM »
Going to be hilarious when they fail. Sad also, but this woke culture knows nothing about marketing since they target less than 5% of the population

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #37 on: November 21, 2024, 10:52:51 AM »
Going to be hilarious when they fail. Sad also, but this woke culture knows nothing about marketing since they target less than 5% of the population

Yeah this makes no sense to me, are they truly this fucking stupid?

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #38 on: November 21, 2024, 10:59:12 AM »
Typically, every member of a household is covered for every car in the house. I did not have permission from my mom but absolutely the car was covered if I wrecked it. I have a 17-year-old stepdaughter if she takes my vette for a drive without my permission and wrecks it my insurance still covers it.

That is stipulated on the policy when you take it out, if she isnt on the policy as a named driver then no the insurance wont cover it.
I dont think for one minute you would be paying the premiums for a 17 year old on your own policy

If she takes your car without your consent and wreaks it, she gets prosecuted for taking a car without consent

And what if she kills someone with it numbnuts, do you think the insurance will cover that?

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2024, 11:56:51 AM »
I was going to buy a range rover a couple of years ago but a mechanic I was banging, FEMALE mechanic, there ain't no puffy business here,Gemma from Amersham said don't buy range rivers.
Got a nice 430 bmw instead
Why did you broke up?

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #40 on: November 21, 2024, 12:25:52 PM »
So a couple of Woke phaggots are running shit at Jaguar?

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #41 on: November 21, 2024, 01:11:11 PM »
Yeah this makes no sense to me, are they truly this fucking stupid?

Oblivious to reality or forcing an agenda. Many companies have been hurt going to woke route, target, anheuser busch etc. This election showed people are tired of it.


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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #42 on: November 21, 2024, 01:15:17 PM »
My mom actual got hers in the 60s so I remember all the mechanics and issues the car had over the years very difficult to even find someone qualified to work on it. That is why living at the beach with no jag dealership I said no to buying the car. Looks awesome drives awesome sounds awesome but too complicated under the hood. That is why a type E built by jaguar now with modern tech would be best. The car had a ton of power but 50 year old brakes and suspension was scary to push it

brian you were born in 78


tell us all about the issues you recall in the womb you moron? so your mum was 16 in uni driving an e type

hhaha

your lies are laughably bad now

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #43 on: November 21, 2024, 01:30:34 PM »
Everything new at JAGUAR, they even ditched their great proud logo for this:





(They wanted their new logo to resemble a fashion brand, rather than a car company)


Their new customers apparently love it:





The man they hired to turn JAGUAR into a 200% uberwoke company:





Bodybuilding related as he clearly lifts!
He and his husband are fanatical "BLM" supporters, and dream of an all-pink LBGHTM+ car brand

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14106133/American-marketing-guru-Jaguar-rebrand-BLM-New-York-British.html


Maybe we can start a GetBig poll on when JAGUAR will go bankrupt?
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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #44 on: November 21, 2024, 01:55:07 PM »
American and European brands have been going woke for awhile

I applaud Japanese car brands keeping themselves conservative and neglecting all this western filth going on

Recently Toyota of Japan distanced themselves from all the trans/LGBTQTTTTTT garbage and said they don’t want none of that  ;D

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #45 on: November 21, 2024, 02:01:23 PM »
American and European brands have been going woke for awhile

I applaud Japanese car brands keeping themselves conservative and neglecting all this western filth going on

Recently Toyota of Japan distanced themselves from all the trans/LGBTQTTTTTT garbage and said they don’t want none of that  ;D

Progressive whites and their “masters” are the downfall of human and western civilization

they kicked all the effeminate men off TV shows

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #46 on: November 21, 2024, 02:08:55 PM »
It's not like I sold it for scrap. I would just take for a drive when my mom was out of town for business. It was fully insured

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #47 on: November 21, 2024, 02:17:42 PM »
Are and have always been junk.
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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2024, 02:25:12 PM »
That is stipulated on the policy when you take it out, if she isnt on the policy as a named driver then no the insurance wont cover it.
I dont think for one minute you would be paying the premiums for a 17 year old on your own policy

If she takes your car without your consent and wreaks it, she gets prosecuted for taking a car without consent

And what if she kills someone with it numbnuts, do you think the insurance will cover that?


Brian caught lying again

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #49 on: November 21, 2024, 02:33:16 PM »
Faguar. No wonder hanky likes them.