Easily 70+ years old (looking) geezer....
Dick root, at the gay parade,
Dick root, BHanky did get laid,
Dick root, plowing Baileys cheeks,
Dick root, Healy's anus leaks...
When Spence grows up and he is a young lad,
Lots of confusion 'bout his very ghey Dad,
Dick-root pics while he trolling for caulk,
Plows Bailey cheeks 'til the feller cant walk,
Dick root, at the gay parade,
Dick root, BHanky did get laid,
Dick root, plowing Baileys cheeks,
Dick root, Healy's anus leaks...