Do you guys not like children or something? I love playing with the younger 8 year old, I have helped the 15 year old in the gym, but I would like a son or daughter to share all my wisdom with, I am limited in what I can do. At the end of the day though I need a woman who respects a man, treats him well, talks to him nicely and does not loose the bap every month.
I am by far,leaps and bounds in fact.....caveat....this doesn`t apply to the Hankins clan as I have seen both of their culinary "fartistry" !
What the fuck is a bap?
Slang for head, not giving head but the head on top of the shoulders. Becoming irrational etc.
What does this mean? Are you unable to have children?
The wife - by a mile. Might not be everyone's cuppa...Frog soup, Ant's egg soup, Pappaya salad...
Frog and ants eggs? Where does your wife hail from?
I'll take Hankins slop...
I have a private chef named Mike. Short for Microwave
Stick your cock in there if it can reach.Microwaving food destroys it.
Pasta and homemade pesto, turkey, salad with mostly home grown ingredients.
You eat like a menopausal woman.
Should I be eating what exactly? Only chicken and rice out of tupperware? How do you eat? Probably very unhealthy garbage and no exercise get the finger out.
Get the finger out of where, exactly? Don't fantasize about me, Ro.
Your fat arse, get active and clean up your diet. Post weekly progress pics in the training thread.