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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2025, 09:56:25 AM »
Do you guys not like children or something? I love playing with the younger 8 year old, I have helped the 15 year old in the gym, but I would like a son or daughter to share all my wisdom with, I am limited in what I can do. At the end of the day though I need a woman who respects a man, treats him well, talks to him nicely and does not loose the bap every month.

Bearing in mind your previous posts I sense you are still looking....

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2025, 10:51:09 AM »
What the fuck is a bap?

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2025, 10:54:58 AM »
I am by far,leaps and bounds in fact.....caveat....this doesn`t apply to the Hankins clan as I have seen both of their culinary "fartistry" !  ;)

The woman can cook but has to follow an exact recipe and can't always make logical substitutions. Her food is tasty but there is usually a lot of butter, cheese, or heavy cream in it. I prefer my own food.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2025, 10:55:13 AM »
What the fuck is a bap?

Slang for head, not giving head but the head on top of the shoulders. Becoming irrational etc.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2025, 11:02:03 AM »


Flag needs to be much much Bigger -  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2025, 11:06:49 AM »
Slang for head, not giving head but the head on top of the shoulders. Becoming irrational etc.


Ah. Ok.

Perhaps a comparative saying here would be “blow her lid”.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2025, 12:00:23 PM »


and or withholding cooking a nice meal for him.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2025, 12:40:17 PM »
Do you guys not like children or something? I love playing with the younger 8 year old, I have helped the 15 year old in the gym, but I would like a son or daughter to share all my wisdom with, I am limited in what I can do. At the end of the day though I need a woman who respects a man, treats him well, talks to him nicely and does not loose the bap every month.

What does this mean? Are you unable to have children?

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2025, 12:50:02 PM »
The wife - by a mile.

Might not be everyone's cuppa...

Frog soup, Ant's egg soup, Pappaya salad...

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2025, 12:50:58 PM »
What does this mean? Are you unable to have children?

No, I mean I can't really teach them much because they are not my own, and have a mother who has her own thoughts about what is important.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2025, 12:52:41 PM »
The wife - by a mile.

Might not be everyone's cuppa...

Frog soup, Ant's egg soup, Pappaya salad...

Frog and ants eggs? Where does your wife hail from?

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2025, 01:03:06 PM »
The wife - by a mile.

Might not be everyone's cuppa...

Frog soup, Ant's egg soup, Pappaya salad...

I'll take Hankins slop...

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2025, 01:04:23 PM »
Frog and ants eggs? Where does your wife hail from?

Thailand.

Chicken feet & snails too....


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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2025, 01:05:51 PM »
I have a private chef named Mike.














 Short for Microwave

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2025, 01:07:37 PM »
I'll take Hankins slop...

Pussy! ;-)

To be fair - this is some of the more 'out there' food we eat.

She eats chicken feet a lot - and I don't like them.

Frog on the other hand, is delicious. I love ants eggs too - curry, soup, omelet, salad.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2025, 01:08:18 PM »
I have a private chef named Mike.














 Short for Microwave


aaah yes - "Chicken Ding" is one of my favorites!

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #41 on: January 07, 2025, 01:11:58 PM »
I have a private chef named Mike.














 Short for Microwave

Stick your cock in there if it can reach.

Microwaving food destroys it.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2025, 01:12:38 PM »
Stick your cock in there if it can reach.

Microwaving food destroys it.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2025, 01:16:53 PM »
Pasta and homemade pesto, turkey, salad with mostly home grown ingredients.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #44 on: January 07, 2025, 01:18:43 PM »
Pasta and homemade pesto, turkey, salad with mostly home grown ingredients.
You eat like a menopausal woman.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #45 on: January 07, 2025, 01:24:30 PM »
You eat like a menopausal woman.

Should I be eating what exactly? Only chicken and rice out of tupperware? How do you eat? Probably very unhealthy garbage and no exercise get the finger out.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #46 on: January 07, 2025, 01:26:52 PM »
Should I be eating what exactly? Only chicken and rice out of tupperware? How do you eat? Probably very unhealthy garbage and no exercise get the finger out.
Get the finger out of where, exactly? Don't fantasize about me, Ro.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #47 on: January 07, 2025, 01:31:38 PM »
Get the finger out of where, exactly? Don't fantasize about me, Ro.

Your fat arse, get active and clean up your diet. Post weekly progress pics in the training thread.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #48 on: January 07, 2025, 01:37:42 PM »
Your fat arse, get active and clean up your diet. Post weekly progress pics in the training thread.

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #49 on: January 07, 2025, 01:44:56 PM »
My wife is a fantastic cook but I had to cook everything at first.

Met her when she was 19 and she hadn’t learned to cook yet as her mom didn’t know how to make much.

Germans aren’t specifically known for their cooking, so a little bit understandable.