Bwhaha this actually gets better. I am reading the fine print trying to figure out when the money is due and I see they are offering me an additionally 5k per academic year if I decide by Feb 1st
That doesn't make it better, it makes it even more questionable.
Any institution that has to have a BUY NOW AND SAVE MORE clause that aggressive may very well be a poor institution and essentially, your money would be spent better, elsewhere.
Try not to forget that this is something you are going to pay them 100k for.
I know you have very close to zero intention of going to this place but you sound like an absolute dickhead, attempting to brag about receiving an offer from a school who have offered an old c unt with shitty history an instant discount, followed by an early bird special discount.
Although, you could do ye olde first year do really well and then apply to move schools. Could be a strat to get into the better ones