Who is Apoptosis.....does he post here? 
being from melbourne, which has the second highest greek population of any city with the sole exception of the capital of greece - athens, I know this one.
He is actually getting it mixed up with ἀπό-πίσω which could be phonetically represented in English by 'apo-piso' , which is his most frequent search term on the net, and alludes to his favourite erm exercise.
He would no doubt also be familiar with Ποιος είναι ο μπαμπάς σου - 'pios einai o papa sou' which would be 'words of encouragement' yelled at him during the erm work set by his training partner - no wait I mean his personal trainer, because it woiuld be someone who is being
paid to train him. (which rather ironically unravels another semhanktic lie 'he never paid men to fuck him in the arse' because he was actually paying for a personal trainer, yeah that'll throw them off the scent )
following right along it might point out more semhanktics. Not rec drugs, the heavy painkillers/ketamine were actually biologically identical and medicinal for injuries to his sphincter that his official report had him claiming was the result of a freak almost act of god accident on the mortar training course..Likely as not it was Goodrum (who is a good bloke imo more power to him) with a no lube no warning 20 yard run-up foreplay style. Fire in the hole indeed
I’m sure you did, bro. It was in between your fights during school. 100 fights a day.
And yet the complete absence of any serious scarring on the knuckles.But yeah, thats factually actually impossible unless he didn't land a single punch. Hell even if he hits like a girl (which we hgave seen to be true - even juiced to the gills) his hands would be scars upon scars. It's almost like he's a liar.
being banned from taking the principles daughter to the prom,
that might hgave been due to the 12 year age difference - the haters kept him back a year or two till he could hold a pencil
and undertaking studies for NASA.
well they did send chimps up in space first - you know - perfect the technology with expendablelife forms who are otherwise worthless to society. he'd qualift on another level too - astronauts - even chimpds had to be under 5'11 for the mercury space craft and under 180 lbs (easy - just take him off the PEDs for a couple of months.)