Creatine is the fountain of youth.
Creatine made me younger. Way younger.
A. Creatine 'helps' increase muscles mass. This should be agreed upon even by getbig skeptics.
B. Muscle mass is a key marker in longevity. This should be common knowledge by now.
Now, even the dumbest fucking member to ever grace the board with their remarkable stupidity *should* be able to apply A and B. Though it's very likely he can't.
Furthermore, as an extension of the work done by Matthews and colleagues 68, the Ferrante group 69 showed that lifespan was extended by 9.4, 17.7 and 4.4% when supplemented with 1, 2, or 3% creatine in the diet, respectively 69.Sep 15, 2014
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
A review of creatine supplementation in age-related diseases
This is one of the first results in searching online. There's dozens more.
Now, even a total fucking idiot should be able to see this and "get" it. But Royalty is a different breed of idiot.
Fortunately, there are an equal number of studies that show Creatine improves cognition. Wait!! What?! Say that again! Creatine improves cognition???
Holy shit! Jesus, Mary and Joseph! There's hope for Royalty yet! Praise the Lord and pass the Creatine to the blithering idiot. Royalty, though you wander God's green earth as a fool, you don't have to. God has provided you with all the nourishment you need to cure what ales you.
No need to thank me, asshole.