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Re: Oops
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2025, 11:01:09 PM »
where I live its daily happenings of a hammer, bear spray, a machete, an air pistol or a bat.
Violence is a daily occurence in this city, 25 years running worst neighbourhood in Canada
Canada is a bunch of pussies so I would imagine the worst neighborhood and cat would compare to Palm Springs? Or San Francisco?

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« Reply #26 on: Today at 01:22:52 AM »
So some native young guy asked me for change, I said no and he started being mouthy. I said hey if theres a problem lets deal with it. He says "Ivebeen dreaming of this day" and breaks out some magical fast hands boxing skills. I took one shot to the dome, realized I was an old man and in over my head and went on my way

My ego is in check enough to know when Im cooked

I need to improve my walk away skills
Smart move. Be like Arnold in his confrontation with Mentzer. Sit down. Where's Arnold now and where's Mentzer? Arnold figured what's the point in getting into a scuffle with a Cro Magnon? Arnold is now a billionaire as well.

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« Reply #27 on: Today at 01:29:50 AM »
yup, its all hitting home these days
only strategy for older folks nowadays is to carry, cant do it in Canada but anyone older in the States should
My father-in-law carries and pulled out his gun on three younger dudes after a confrontation at his home in Florida. They fucked up a neighbor's lawn and he went to take pictures to report the workers to their employer. The three came after him and wanted to grab his phone which I bought for him. Well the gun game out. They dared him to shoot them and for a second he really wanted to - lol! Someone then called it in and the cops showed up a while later. They questioned him and one of the officers was a woman and she laughed when my father-in-law explained to them he was an older dude who can't get into a scrap with these young kids and had to do whatever was necessary to defend himself since he felt threatened. I mean, he has a pace maker and everything and is in his 80s. So they just left and nothing came from it. He's got quite an arsenal there and makes his own bullets. He's also an excellent shot and has been since a kid. Those guys would have all been dropped if they really went after him.

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« Reply #28 on: Today at 10:59:36 AM »
What is a "nikka knocker'?
In polite terminology a "Negro knocker" (that`s what we called them in my hometown)......not many of them up here but still a lot of assholes........I don`t discriminate........aka a mid sized aluminum baseball bat.

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« Reply #29 on: Today at 11:01:22 AM »
Anyone can get one if you know where to look. :D
I`ll PM you for one bro!  ;)

It`s a mandatory year in the slammer in Mass. where I come from, but every redneck up here has one Northern NY.