Honestly, she's the greatest dwarf I've ever seen. I'd date her, were it not for her whoreish ways. I'll admit my curiosity got the better of me last week with that Thai midget posted here, and I clicked on her Instagram link. I should have known it was just a lucky photo. Lo and behold, I was accosted by the familiar kidney bean-shaped head and big, gurning mouth full of gnarled teeth that so typically define the species. They're just a bit much energy-wise, too. Always fucking around and fidgeting. I imagine if I dated this one, she'd constantly be snatching stuff out of my hands and making me chase her. I'm exhausted just thinking about it.
