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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2025, 07:42:39 AM »
She’s gross and it shows he’ll fuck anything with a heartbeat. She looks old as fuck. Have some burritos that look better than her.
The exogenous hormone induced “batter on the brain” have made many a man do things they may not normally do.

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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2025, 07:45:53 AM »
I'd guess Maria is lousy in bed and she dislikes sex.
Her Catholic upbringing made her frigid.


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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2025, 07:52:28 AM »
I guarantee you the wife hired the maid thinking she was too ugly for Arnold to wanna bang her

This is so offensive... it has to be true.  :-\

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« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2025, 07:56:04 AM »
Crazy to think that he fucked that cleaning monkey but their bastard is quite a specimen.
Seems like Alp- plus jungle ape yields a robust ape... Darwin take note.
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« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2025, 07:58:56 AM »
Imagine the stones on Arnold to plow his maid in the house with his wife, knock her up, know she's pregnant with your kid, have her give birth and bring the baby to meet your wife, watch your mini-me grow up in the same house and remain cool as a cucumber.

It is worse than that; they were both pregnant at the same time!  Maria knew he had a wondering eye and talked about it in interviews.  He made it clear he had the hots for Vanessa Williams. Maria knew it and made it a point to be on the set every day when he filmed Eraser (1996) with Vanessa Williams.

Men have been having affairs for millennia... but doing it your marital bed is pretty low.  Arnold had cause to travel lots and stay in hotels all over the world.  Was his own bed the best place to knock up another woman? :-X

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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2025, 08:36:07 AM »
I'd guess Maria is lousy in bed and she dislikes sex.
Her Catholic upbringing made her frigid.


Nope Arnold loved man cock..he was bumming Paul Graham..3 is a crowd ya know  :D

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« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2025, 09:48:11 AM »
Guaranteed it wasn't in the bed,  more like the cleaning cupboard.
It is worse than that; they were both pregnant at the same time!  Maria knew he had a wondering eye and talked about it in interviews.  He made it clear he had the hots for Vanessa Williams. Maria knew it and made it a point to be on the set every day when he filmed Eraser (1996) with Vanessa Williams.

Men have been having affairs for millennia... but doing it your marital bed is pretty low.  Arnold had cause to travel lots and stay in hotels all over the world.  Was his own bed the best place to knock up another woman? :-X

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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2025, 11:19:13 AM »
She wasn't as bad looking years ago.
But not too good either.
Arnold must not have been getting it from Maria.




I try not to make disparaging comments about an individual’s physical appearance but she was never entering a beauty contest, let alone winning.

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« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2025, 12:47:27 PM »
Guaranteed it wasn't in the bed,  more like the cleaning cupboard.

Probably bent her over the desk in his home office/mancave when she went in to clean it

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« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2025, 01:21:10 PM »
Guaranteed it wasn't in the bed,  more like the cleaning cupboard.
Or while she was cleaning the toilet. Perhaps he pissed on the floor and scattered some toilet paper to make it nasty!

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« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2025, 01:23:05 PM »
Arnold fucked the maid because she was dere.

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« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2025, 01:54:37 PM »
Let's be honest arnold has cheated on maria and fucked many women whilst with her.
Barbara Outland he was constantly propositioned by women even whilst he was out with her,  they totally disregarded her.
Allegedly someone walked in on him eating out some woman on t2 I think it was, he looked up and said eating isn't cheating.

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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2025, 02:22:00 PM »
He never deserved all that money in the first place. Terrible actor  :-X

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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2025, 02:34:33 PM »
Arnold got her in the bathroom when she was scrubbing the toilet he accidentally mistaked her for Maria’s shaved asshole

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« Reply #39 on: September 20, 2025, 04:26:17 PM »
It would be quite amusing if he wasn't actually interested in the maid, but she somehow managed to seduce him.

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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2025, 05:00:33 PM »
It would be quite amusing if he wasn't actually interested in the maid, but she somehow managed to seduce him.
Arnold is just a full-blown pervert if it has a hole he’ll put his dick in it

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« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2025, 05:31:45 PM »
I seriously doubt Arnold is worth a billion


I remember when hulk hogan died they said he was worth 30 million

Turns out he was worth 5 million

If Arnold was worth a billion he would t be acting in some shitty Netflix show

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« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2025, 01:54:10 AM »
I seriously doubt Arnold is worth a billion


I remember when hulk hogan died they said he was worth 30 million

Turns out he was worth 5 million

If Arnold was worth a billion he would t be acting in some shitty Netflix show
He's listed on Forbes at #2857 with $1.2 billion

https://www.forbes.com/profile/arnold-schwarzenegger/?list=rtb/

One of the highest paid actors in Hollywood history, Arnold Schwarzenegger has earned some $500 million (before taxes and fees) in paychecks and profit-sharing deals from his movies.

He's made even more from early bets on everything from California real estate to stakes in some of the world's most valuable brands.

One of his best bets: Buying a minority stake in fellow billionaire David Booth's Dimensional Fund Advisors when it was managing $12 billion in assets.

Founded in 1996, DFA now has $777 billion of assets under management.

Other valuable investments include a piece of Easton Town Center, the Columbus, Ohio mall created by billionaire Les Wexner, and equity in the Waldorf Astoria hotel in Los Angeles.

Today, Schwarzenegger continues to own several businesses: film and production company Oak Productions, Fitness Publications Inc and film and trademarking holding venture Pumping Iron America.


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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2025, 02:06:06 AM »
He's listed on Forbes at #2857 with $1.2 billion

https://www.forbes.com/profile/arnold-schwarzenegger/?list=rtb/

One of the highest paid actors in Hollywood history, Arnold Schwarzenegger has earned some $500 million (before taxes and fees) in paychecks and profit-sharing deals from his movies.

He's made even more from early bets on everything from California real estate to stakes in some of the world's most valuable brands.

One of his best bets: Buying a minority stake in fellow billionaire David Booth's Dimensional Fund Advisors when it was managing $12 billion in assets.

Founded in 1996, DFA now has $777 billion of assets under management.

Other valuable investments include a piece of Easton Town Center, the Columbus, Ohio mall created by billionaire Les Wexner, and equity in the Waldorf Astoria hotel in Los Angeles.

Today, Schwarzenegger continues to own several businesses: film and production company Oak Productions, Fitness Publications Inc and film and trademarking holding venture Pumping Iron America.

Regardless how much money he has...he´s a sick old man &  the Hour Glass is running out ..it´s painful for him
Can´t take his money with him... ;)

"screw your freedoms"...No Arnold screw you.




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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #44 on: September 21, 2025, 02:29:36 AM »
Regardless how much money he has...he´s a sick old man &  the Hour Glass is running out ..it´s painful for him
Can´t take his money with him... ;)

"screw your freedoms"...No Arnold screw you.


HAHA Yes I agree. That's why Arnold hates dying. He's got a great life now and can't take it all with him.

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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #45 on: September 21, 2025, 02:33:27 AM »
I guarantee you the wife hired the maid thinking she was too ugly for Arnold to wanna bang her



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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #46 on: September 21, 2025, 02:34:18 AM »
HAHA Yes I agree. That's why Arnold hates dying. He's got a great life now and can't take it all with him.

He´s so sick he´ll probably have his body or head frozen  :D

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Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
« Reply #47 on: September 21, 2025, 07:55:46 AM »
Arnold fucked the maid because she was dere bare.

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« Reply #48 on: September 21, 2025, 09:31:37 AM »
once arnold dies the asc classic will be no more, them creepy schmoes from dubai will step in, bodybuilders assholes will get destroyed the week of the show !

first prize will be a goat

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« Reply #49 on: September 21, 2025, 02:30:45 PM »
once arnold dies the asc classic will be no more, them creepy schmoes from dubai will step in, bodybuilders assholes will get destroyed the week of the show !

first prize will be a goat
lmfao!