Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures  (Read 133215 times)

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #350 on: November 12, 2025, 05:09:49 AM »
Calm your pussy down he looks great and youd be lying to claim otherwise.
hahaha wait until he gets on stage and we get photos back that he hasnt taken

You think he looks great?
Cant wait to see your impressive 260lb lean look

Oh brother... ::)

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #351 on: November 12, 2025, 05:16:57 AM »
hahaha wait until he gets on stage and we get photos back that he hasnt taken

You think he looks great?
Cant wait to see your impressive 260lb lean look

Oh brother... ::)

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #352 on: November 12, 2025, 07:54:20 AM »

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #353 on: November 12, 2025, 07:59:43 AM »
thats wearing thin now

His foreskin is wearing thin from the abuse he gives it visiting that site.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #354 on: November 12, 2025, 09:01:27 AM »
Show is this weekend

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #355 on: November 12, 2025, 09:14:14 AM »
Lol. Zero will power

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #356 on: November 12, 2025, 09:18:59 AM »
Show is this weekend

Literally same old story.

Maybe he will get lucky and competition is even shittier

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #357 on: November 12, 2025, 09:24:33 AM »
Literally same old story.

Maybe he will get lucky and competition is even shittier

Yep, surprised no flat bread

He is Legitimately insane

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #358 on: November 12, 2025, 09:37:12 AM »
Show is this weekend

I look 10x better than him today w zero dieting and drugs at 50 yo.   Posted videos on my page for proof.   Bhanks just can't level up. 

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #359 on: November 12, 2025, 09:51:03 AM »
all lies.. he says this so he has an excuse ready for when he ultimatly fails

I wonder how many injuries he faked as a child when he wrestled

"I didnt win because...or I won in spite of...."

Oh, and hes a fucking month of strict dieting away from a show

Stupid bastard

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #360 on: November 12, 2025, 10:04:36 AM »
He always self sabotages.

I hope the goobers from last year act like the other goobers he competed against and improve.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #361 on: November 12, 2025, 10:10:17 AM »
Lol. Zero will power
He always folds like a true kunt as the contest gets nearer....or like Jeff stated it`s a built in excuse when he gets his ass handed to him.

Not eating on contest day is a huge blunder......of course in this idiots case he`s light years away from being anywhere close to depleted.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #362 on: November 12, 2025, 10:11:33 AM »
He always folds like true kunt as the contest gets nearer....or like Jeff stated it`s a built in excuse when he gets his ass handed to him.

Not eating on contest day is a huge blunder.
Its always a great idea to do something you NEVER do normally on contest day.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #363 on: November 12, 2025, 10:13:21 AM »
Its always a great idea to do something you NEVER do normally on contest day.
Exactly......tricking the body is the whole idea !!   LOL ;D

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #364 on: November 12, 2025, 10:20:10 AM »
he will do what he did last time

take 80mg of lasix twice daily then get flat

then carb up and overspill and look like shit

he's 6 weeks out
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #365 on: November 12, 2025, 10:26:47 AM »
he will do what he did last time

take 80mg of lasix twice daily then get flat

then carb up and overspill and look like shit

he's 6 weeks out

yep, pretty much

Fingers crossed his lasix is laced with fentanyl

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #366 on: November 12, 2025, 10:27:50 AM »
Same pattern of narcissistic self-sabotage every single time. He does it deliberately to protect his ego and give himself an excuse. He thinks that by 'accidentally' binge-eating he can argue that he failed on his own terms because he simply messed up his prep. I really wish someone would just shoot him.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #367 on: November 12, 2025, 10:28:56 AM »
209 weight limit. Going in the Classic Over 40?  Was the guy from last year pic above in the Classic or regular Over 40?

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #368 on: November 12, 2025, 10:37:27 AM »
i thought ''arnold' 2 years back was 235?

no matter what happens he loses

he wins the trophy we will laugh

he doesnt we will laugh

his law school black friend will laugh

he didnt even last 2 weeks. story of his life. military career cut short. MMA fights cut short. I'm looking forward to his bullshit this weekend.

his sons got a mohican now. he looks even more 'retarded'. like father like son.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #369 on: November 12, 2025, 10:42:14 AM »
Looks like that pic was from bodybuilding over 45, I think he’d beat the Classic over 45

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2024/npc_carolina_state_bodybuilding_championships

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #370 on: November 12, 2025, 10:45:41 AM »
Looks like that pic was from bodybuilding over 45, I think he’d beat the Classic over 45


It's Masters 40+ bodybuilding.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #371 on: November 12, 2025, 10:48:13 AM »
i think he would be 4th or 5th

lets not forget his own photos always look a lot better than under the lights when every sijngle. time he looks flat washed out not vascular and poses like the tin man
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #372 on: November 12, 2025, 10:48:57 AM »
i think he would be 4th or 5th

lets not forget his own photos always look a lot better than under the lights when every sijngle. time he looks flat washed out not vascular and poses like the tin man

In his mind it wasn't condition, it was his pec, which he now thinks will carry him.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #373 on: November 12, 2025, 11:15:23 AM »
I’m wondering if the overfeed story is just that a story. He’s doing his utmost (his version nobody else’s) and is getting scared because he’s burned out his all drugs and then some body over the years and n thr last week goes desperado 40 odd iu n a single day to name just the gh dose and that’s what he admits to. So the story is untrue. This is actually he best physique h Dan present without overhauling training and diet and thus admitting fault so it has to be a zany momentary lapse of reason backdated and revised to fit probably because he was so  busy being father of the year for his son.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #374 on: November 12, 2025, 11:28:28 AM »
hes downplayed the quality of it

hes downplayed his prep

hes played up his illnesses

hes played up his injuries

4 surgeries- 1 pec cosmetic, 1 hernia cosmetic, 1 head wig-


hes full of shit he has stopped comments in case anyone tells him he looks shit

whatever happens it will be a miracle that he has even been able to compete

he admitted a gen pen a day. thats either 16 or 36 iu daily. he admitted 54 iuof hgh show day.

either way lets have a good fucking laugh. and lets not forget what. aprick he was to every single competitor on here
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