Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Grape Ape]

Is VVV covering the event?

[Skeletor]

Same pattern of narcissistic self-sabotage every single time. He does it deliberately to protect his ego and give himself an excuse. He thinks that by 'accidentally' binge-eating he can argue that he failed on his own terms because he simply messed up his prep. I really wish someone would just shoot him.

Hahaha!

"I didn't lose, I failed on my own terms!"

Just like his military service.

[wes]

GEEZUS.....do any of these guys diet and do cardio?

Fuckhead may just win his class......these guys look bad.

[Grape Ape]

GEEZUS.....do any of these guys diet and do cardio?

He doesn't do either as well.

[wes]

He doesn't do either as well.

Good point Grape....what a clusterfuck this pastime has become.

Populated by a bunch of weak willed sissies.   

[GymnJuice]

I think that's the fabled Twatmobile: a 2017 Z06 Corvette. I believe he tried to sell it a while ago. Surprised there's not more of a market for a cannabis-reeking raft of shit that's been put through every hedge in North Carolina.

Yeah that's it, thanks.

I wonder why it didn't sell. Maybe his mother-in-law was acting as the car broker?

[38 returns]

perhaps it was the car he shat himself in with the cartoon dogs?

[WrongAdvices]

More bad news for Brian, his fake weed being outlawed again

https://thehill.com/newsletters/5601265-federal-thc-ban-send-hemp-companies-scrambling/

[Flexacon]

perhaps it was the car he shat himself in with the cartoon dogs?

He was constipated during the car ride with Emz driving and seeing cartoon dogs. He got those nasty hemorrhoids later.

He was shitting himself when he was in the hotel room by himself and sought comfort from a can of spaghettiOs

[Never1AShow]

Is VVV covering the event?

Much too expensive:  https://www.instagram.com/p/DQ1aYJBkSIs/

[Grape Ape]

Much too expensive:  https://www.instagram.com/p/DQ1aYJBkSIs/

VVV gets comp'd for sure.

[Krankenstein]

I’m wondering if the overfeed story is just that a story. He’s doing his utmost (his version nobody else’s) and is getting scared because he’s burned out his all drugs and then some body over the years and n thr last week goes desperado 40 odd iu n a single day to name just the gh dose and that’s what he admits to. So the story is untrue. This is actually he best physique h Dan present without overhauling training and diet and thus admitting fault so it has to be a zany momentary lapse of reason backdated and revised to fit probably because he was so  busy being father of the year for his son.

did you have a stroke while typing this?

[Grape Ape]

Two days before the show.

Not sure what is involved in the prep at this point, but assuming maple syrup is involved.

[Raymondo]

Two days before the show.

Not sure what is involved in the prep at this point, but assuming maple syrup is involved.

That's right goddamn it!

And don't forget spaggeti-Os, two kgs of carbohydrates and 54iu of GH

[Raymondo]

Anyone who wants to go down there and film this, especially Bri's appearance I will pay you $300.

Half before, half after. Might give a bonus if you do a good job.

This is not a joke. Dont fuck me about. Cold hard cash in your pocke.t

[IroNat]

did you have a stroke while typing this?

[IroNat]

Two days before the show.

Not sure what is involved in the prep at this point, but assuming maple syrup is involved.

Don't think you know more than our Bhanky.

[Grape Ape]

Anyone who wants to go down there and film this, especially Bri's appearance I will pay you $300.

Half before, half after. Might give a bonus if you do a good job.

This is not a joke. Dont fuck me about. Cold hard cash in your pocke.t

PM Vince.

[nobody in particular]

did you have a stroke while typing this?

nah was too busy typing.....

but honest answer - arm in a sling, typing with only the left  very recently post surgery and first dose of pain meds (likely to be my last- def affecting my faculties tbh). if anything I'm channeling my own inner banky.

[joswift]

nah was too busy typing.....

but honest answer - arm in a sling, typing with only the left  very recently post surgery and first dose of pain meds (likely to be my last- def affecting my faculties tbh). if anything I'm channeling my own inner banky.

so its heavy press behind neck tomorrow then?

[Lartinos]

nah was too busy typing.....

but honest answer - arm in a sling, typing with only the left  very recently post surgery and first dose of pain meds (likely to be my last- def affecting my faculties tbh). if anything I'm channeling my own inner banky.

Bhanky could handle that surgery without one opioid. He is an incredibly valiant warrior, although he would take tramadol.

[Raymondo]

PM Vince.

I sent him a PM. Looks like he hasn't logged in a few days. Might be too short a notice

[Grape Ape]

I sent him a PM. Looks like he hasn't logged in a few days. Might be too short a notice

Maybe comment on his youtube channel

[nobody in particular]

so its heavy press behind neck tomorrow then?

powercleans. ballstic movements for maximum healing.. Followed by snatches - but with wrist straps (saw a vid of a crossfitter doing this, predictable results). Brian suggested warming up by dropping a few hundred marbles on a flat concreted surface and walking across blindfolded. I'd thank him but he is busy conversing with cartoon dogs. I see them too, they just won't talk to me my voice isn;t high pitched like a dog whistle so only they can hear it and they consider communcation privacy as inviolate.

[Rambone]

What's the car?

C7 Corvette Z06