Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures  (Read 133102 times)

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #425 on: November 14, 2025, 04:16:33 PM »
He looks the same as always.......bone dry,striated,cross striations,feathered,crispy,grainy....ripped and ready!   LOL  ;D

Dude has no idea what contest shape should look like.........he`s still way too heavy and holding water like the Hoover Dam.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #426 on: November 14, 2025, 04:18:41 PM »
he will overdo the furosemide and then load up on HGH and get oedema

then flatten out with no cuts


lets not forget he always looks 'different' when he takes the shot to how he appears when someone with a camera does.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #427 on: November 14, 2025, 04:44:05 PM »
Almost 50 with a young kid, but taking loads of gear to look the same as always or worse for an old man classic physique class in a local show and hoping no one else shows up so he can claim he progressed by winning "The States". 

Wonder whether it qualifies him for Nationals?  Are there even 45+ Classic Physique Nationals?

At least he seems to be there, so let the comedy begin

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #428 on: November 14, 2025, 05:27:59 PM »
Almost 50 with a young kid, but taking loads of gear to look the same as always or worse for an old man classic physique class in a local show and hoping no one else shows up so he can claim he progressed by winning "The States". 

Wonder whether it qualifies him for Nationals?  Are there even 45+ Classic Physique Nationals?

At least he seems to be there, so let the comedy begin

Dude has been "almost 50" since he's been here.

Right now he's 47.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #429 on: November 14, 2025, 06:17:18 PM »
Cünt

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #430 on: November 14, 2025, 08:02:21 PM »
Narcissist of the highest order

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #431 on: November 14, 2025, 08:40:37 PM »
"Loading carbs and dropping water"........he`ll change that up at least 10 times tonight the fucking noob.

I hope he shits himself on stage!   :D

I think last week he said he’s not gonna do anything just gonna go right into the show
I think someone it might’ve been me screenshotted  the Facebook post.

Now he is carb loading , and dropping water. This will work out well.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #432 on: November 14, 2025, 10:45:53 PM »
I think last week he said he’s not gonna do anything just gonna go right into the show
I think someone it might’ve been me screenshotted  the Facebook post.

Now he is carb loading , and dropping water. This will work out well.
He needs to do stupid stuff so he can blame his failure on it

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #433 on: November 14, 2025, 11:31:32 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2955648921292807

Excellent squats and physique.


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #434 on: November 15, 2025, 12:19:42 AM »
I think last week he said he’s not gonna do anything just gonna go right into the show
I think someone it might’ve been me screenshotted  the Facebook post.

Now he is carb loading , and dropping water. This will work out well.
LOL  ;D

What a plethora of knowledge this fucking goober is.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #435 on: November 15, 2025, 01:14:42 AM »
the funniest most narcissistic self important thing about this prick is ghim claim on facebook he is coming back from medical procedures- which sounds like cancer or a disease not

- boob job
- hair thatch
- hernia pushed back in
- lipo or similar for sloppy skin


what a hero!

moere stolen heroics from the internets biggest coward
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #436 on: November 15, 2025, 04:38:35 AM »
Why does he always wear watches in the modern age where digital clocks are everywhere? (Phone, computer, car dashboard, microwave, thermostat, intercom,...)


Must be another facet of his delusions

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #437 on: November 15, 2025, 04:47:18 AM »
Why does he always wear watches in the modern age where digital clocks are everywhere? (Phone, computer, car dashboard, microwave, thermostat, intercom,...)


Must be another facet of his delusions

because people believe they are status symbols and also jewellery

I wear watches because I like them and its easier to look at your wrist than go digging around for a phone in your pocket

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #438 on: November 15, 2025, 04:52:10 AM »
because people believe they are status symbols and also jewellery

I wear watches because I like them and its easier to look at your wrist than go digging around for a phone in your pocket

On a daily basis, how often do you feel like knowing the time and there is no clock near you? (Computer, mobile phone, desk phone, IP TV box, thermostat, microwave, car dashboard,....)

I am curious. Based on this reasoning I never wear a watch myself

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #439 on: November 15, 2025, 04:57:24 AM »
I tried to resist the urge... I really did... but my lack of willpower sickens me...
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #440 on: November 15, 2025, 04:58:50 AM »

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #441 on: November 15, 2025, 05:14:50 AM »
Prejudging begins within the hour, hope they don't make him wait until afternoon like last time when he's invested so much in timing his precise peak.

What will his excuses involve  this time:

a. vomit
b. feces
c. bile
d. blood
e. piss
f. all of the above

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #442 on: November 15, 2025, 05:49:50 AM »
 :D ;D :D

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #443 on: November 15, 2025, 05:51:39 AM »
This is an actual picture from his facebook. Not photoshoped. The size of the head relative to the size of the body is astonishing. This is usually a problem natties have when they drop to low body fat and water not assholes who slam 15 iu GH

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #444 on: November 15, 2025, 05:52:22 AM »
:D ;D :D

His head is not mounted on the centerline of his body.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #445 on: November 15, 2025, 05:56:16 AM »
I see now why the spaghettiOs and the two kgs of carbs before the show... I totally get it.  I mean if you woke up and saw this in the mirror what would you do? Panic and go out to buy a couple of bags of bagels that's what.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #446 on: November 15, 2025, 06:15:16 AM »
His pre show Botox doesn’t work nearly as well anymore obviously.

Every time it wears off it looks worse each time too.


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #447 on: November 15, 2025, 06:24:55 AM »
Bhanks in Trouble?



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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #448 on: November 15, 2025, 06:25:33 AM »
What time is the show today?

Is Soul Crusher competing?

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #449 on: November 15, 2025, 07:11:36 AM »
Bhanks in Trouble?




I thought Rick Rude died already.