Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures  (Read 132973 times)

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #450 on: November 15, 2025, 07:22:46 AM »
:D ;D :D

Huge head reveals tiny tit proportions he hides with all the angles and photo manipulation

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #451 on: November 15, 2025, 07:29:58 AM »
Prejudging begins within the hour, hope they don't make him wait until afternoon like last time when he's invested so much in timing his precise peak.

What will his excuses involve  this time:

a. vomit
b. feces
c. bile
d. blood
e. piss
f. all of the above

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Walking miles back stage and farting

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #452 on: November 15, 2025, 07:46:08 AM »
This is an actual picture from his facebook. Not photoshoped. The size of the head relative to the size of the body is astonishing. This is usually a problem natties have when they drop to low body fat and water not assholes who slam 15 iu GH

He got all the acromegaly with none of the hypertrophy

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #453 on: November 15, 2025, 07:51:00 AM »


20k worth of expert surgery



Plugs or product?

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #454 on: November 15, 2025, 08:06:43 AM »
A Bhank and Goodrum collab


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #455 on: November 15, 2025, 08:12:35 AM »
A Bhank and Goodrum collab


Looking at this, his head really isn't that large after all, it just seemed that way in proportion to his auswitch body

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #456 on: November 15, 2025, 08:22:12 AM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #457 on: November 15, 2025, 08:59:47 AM »
Plugs or product?

Product, and hours of individually placing those strands. A comb-over scientist.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #458 on: November 15, 2025, 10:06:56 AM »
A Bhank and Goodrum collab



Your work has been top-notch lately

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #459 on: November 15, 2025, 10:08:40 AM »
A Bhank and Goodrum collab



You win GB for 2025.   Damn....

Imagine someone posting that on Brian's page while he's at the show.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #460 on: November 15, 2025, 10:18:07 AM »
A Bhank and Goodrum collab



WELL PLAYED :D

In this day and age with ai , us Getburglars can REALLY create some hilarious creations about other Getniggers :D

Imagine if we had this during the SquadFather-days

People would MELT down
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #461 on: November 15, 2025, 10:57:21 AM »


the excuse machine has started already


its not about competing with others yet hes battling for 3rd..

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #462 on: November 15, 2025, 11:06:05 AM »
flexacon is a genius

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #463 on: November 15, 2025, 11:06:15 AM »
What is National qualifying for a State show. Used to be Top 2 I think.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #464 on: November 15, 2025, 11:14:18 AM »
Ha ha ha good. Honestly, now we can focus on getting to 250 pounds like he has said.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #465 on: November 15, 2025, 11:19:40 AM »
So he's convinced himself it was a "last minute change" again?
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #466 on: November 15, 2025, 11:34:26 AM »
1st anniversary of surgery but that pec still looks collapsed  ??? It’s half the width of the other one

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #467 on: November 15, 2025, 11:36:16 AM »
'on the anniversary of my surgery'


scans more heroically than

'12 months after my failed boob job'

as ever he lacks the application to do this thing. i am looking forward to seeing untouched pro photos where we will see how bad he looked.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #468 on: November 15, 2025, 11:42:40 AM »
'on the anniversary of my surgery'


scans more heroically than

'12 months after my failed boob job'

as ever he lacks the application to do this thing. i am looking forward to seeing untouched pro photos where we will see how bad he looked.

photos wil drop here eventually
https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2025/npc

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #469 on: November 15, 2025, 12:44:38 PM »

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #470 on: November 15, 2025, 12:51:20 PM »
What’s the name of the show again?
The pec tear classic

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #471 on: November 15, 2025, 12:54:11 PM »
A Bhank and Goodrum collab



Flex,
You are amazing with this AI stuff.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #472 on: November 15, 2025, 12:54:16 PM »
What’s the name of the show again?


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #474 on: November 15, 2025, 03:31:09 PM »
he got third

posted his height but not his weight.  ;D

Notice the classic Hankins misquote, no one said he was a dwarf, just that he had dwarf proportions

Hey woman beater, while you check in post your weight, 185 was it?



Looks like hes just going to focus on his shaky squats