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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1350 on: November 27, 2025, 08:29:41 AM »
I think if Hankins is extra good Santa will bring him a 405 squat!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1351 on: November 27, 2025, 08:40:14 AM »
"Ex-husband of disgraced local assistant district attorney" is a headline I  could see in the future if BHank starts fucking with the peptide business.

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« Reply #1352 on: November 27, 2025, 08:40:38 AM »
How many times do you have to be able to rep 315 to get 405?  I would say at least eight.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1353 on: November 27, 2025, 08:50:36 AM »
He'd be better off using lighter weights more consistently in order to build muscle instead of obsessing over lifting numbers.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1354 on: November 27, 2025, 09:01:57 AM »
How many times do you have to be able to rep 315 to get 405?  I would say at least eight.

Little hard to calculate, but for most, 8-10 would be the zone you'd start thinking you'd make a go at it. Hankins has never handled heavy weights before, I don't think we've seen him unrack and hold high #300s before. He'll be shaking like a palm tree in a hurricane.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1355 on: November 27, 2025, 09:04:16 AM »
He might not even be able to load it on the bar what with his list of 115 ailments !!   ;D

Happy turkey day chaos!!  ;)
Happy Thanksgiving wes! Can you tell us about the time when you made peace with the pilgrims and indians and brought them together for the first Thanksgiving? :D
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1356 on: November 27, 2025, 09:07:02 AM »
Little hard to calculate, but for most, 8-10 would be the zone you'd start thinking you'd make a go at it. Hankins has never handled heavy weights before, I don't think we've seen him unrack and hold high #300s before. He'll be shaking like a palm tree in a hurricane.

I seem to recall he tried a 1RM squat a few years ago (the knee sleeves debacle) and topped out at 365 or so with questionable form.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1357 on: November 27, 2025, 09:14:38 AM »
his 365 was utter utter dogshit

he was lucky it didnt fold him.

so what does he do

a) lessen the weight, perfect the form build back up
b) perform 3/4 reps with 225 in the belief that it translates to 405
B

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1358 on: November 27, 2025, 09:16:40 AM »
his 365 was utter utter dogshit

he was lucky it didnt fold him.

so what does he do

a) lessen the weight, perfect the form build back up
b) perform 3/4 reps with 225 in the belief that it translates to 405
c) nothing, he just waits until xmas day then puts 405 on the bar and goes for it

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1359 on: November 27, 2025, 09:21:03 AM »
haha

thats probably right

he will do a 1/3 rep and claim it was like phil heath and he wins and nur nur nur nur bri bri wi-innnnns

lets not forget 2025 he was entering a powerlifting championship. another fable from fantasy island
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1360 on: November 27, 2025, 10:05:11 AM »
Happy Thanksgiving wes! Can you tell us about the time when you made peace with the pilgrims and indians and brought them together for the first Thanksgiving? :D
Bastid` !!!  LOL  ;D

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« Reply #1361 on: November 27, 2025, 11:23:58 AM »
Happy Thanksgiving wes! Can you tell us about the time when you made peace with the pilgrims and indians and brought them together for the first Thanksgiving? :D

Haha!

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« Reply #1362 on: November 27, 2025, 12:00:18 PM »
Haha!
Not funny................not funny at all bro!   ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1363 on: November 27, 2025, 01:50:49 PM »
Started squatting again yesterday, might give 405 a go again on Christmas eve.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1364 on: November 27, 2025, 07:12:51 PM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1365 on: November 27, 2025, 09:37:53 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving wes! Can you tell us about the time when you made peace with the pilgrims and indians and brought them together for the first Thanksgiving? :D

To tell the full story would take much too long and require a MattC type posting first discussing his witnessing of the discovery of fire, which was much later used to cook Thanksgiving meals.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1366 on: Today at 03:05:57 AM »
To tell the full story would take much too long and require a MattC type posting first discussing his witnessing of the discovery of fire, which was much later used to cook Thanksgiving meals.
Fucking guys !!!   ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1367 on: Today at 06:11:20 AM »
Where are the pics of the Ditch Drunks and Thanksgiving slop?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1368 on: Today at 06:12:57 AM »
Where are the pics of the Ditch Drunks and Thanksgiving slop?
Em wouldn`t think of letting Brian post them.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1369 on: Today at 06:23:19 AM »
Where are the pics of the Ditch Drunks and Thanksgiving slop?

Seems to be a sham show marriage, she's probably not even there.